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I've just been asked......
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over a year ago
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"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek
So you've agreed?
No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block.
What! A man blocking a woman? Reeeaaallly? "
Yep! It does happen. I'm not going to be treated badly and abused like she was doing. Blokes deserve some respect as well. We are not just cock or wallets |
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over a year ago
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"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek
So you've agreed?
No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block."
Oh good god....  the block button is your friend   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek
So you've agreed?
No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block.
Oh good god.... the block button is your friend "
Was on this occasion yes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I willing to donate some of my used panties
What's your worst you've been asked today?
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Someone asked me that yesterday  I said no sorry, however there is a website you can buy them from  |
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over a year ago
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"Am I willing to donate some of my used panties
What's your worst you've been asked today?
Someone asked me that yesterday I said no sorry, however there is a website you can buy them from "
Hmmm I wonder if it was the same guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek
So you've agreed?
No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block.
Oh good god.... the block button is your friend "
I've just discovered this myself!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not been asked anything so far...
I'm most disappointed "
I'd be happy to oblige...
Would you be up for wearing a Spider-Man costume while spraying silly string in my face? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek
So you've agreed?
No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block."
I hope you reported her. It's against the rules to ask for money. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier
I'll double the offer...
Haha! I wouldn't part with them
You'd get to keep them. I just want them to be mine... "
Very cheeky request haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier
I'll double the offer...
Haha! I wouldn't part with them
You'd get to keep them. I just want them to be mine...
Very cheeky request haha!"
You live so far away it's all I can do to live vicariously through your toys...  |
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"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier
I'll double the offer...
Haha! I wouldn't part with them
You'd get to keep them. I just want them to be mine...
Very cheeky request haha!
You live so far away it's all I can do to live vicariously through your toys... "
Get a room lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier
I'll double the offer...
Haha! I wouldn't part with them
You'd get to keep them. I just want them to be mine...
Very cheeky request haha!
You live so far away it's all I can do to live vicariously through your toys...
Get a room lol. "
I live in hope...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier
I'll double the offer...
Haha! I wouldn't part with them
You'd get to keep them. I just want them to be mine...
Very cheeky request haha!
You live so far away it's all I can do to live vicariously through your toys...
Get a room lol.
I live in hope... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If someone can 'empty their balls' over me. Not too bad, it's just that phrase 
That's crass! "
Indeed. One should always 'request the pleasure of evacuating ones testicles atop' someone, rather than 'emptying their balls' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have had the kind offer of a KFC... While he sniffs my knickers
Hahahahahaha! Take out or a sit down? "
Who knows... I'm just pleased he didn't make reference to the KFC slogan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have had the kind offer of a KFC... While he sniffs my knickers
Hahahahahaha! Take out or a sit down?
Who knows... I'm just pleased he didn't make reference to the KFC slogan "
Finger sniffin' good? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have had the kind offer of a KFC... While he sniffs my knickers
Hahahahahaha! Take out or a sit down?
Who knows... I'm just pleased he didn't make reference to the KFC slogan
Finger sniffin' good? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To build someone wardrobe for them while being naked
Paid work?
Nope! For the crack of it lol
Sounds like you're getting a bum deal..."
I didn't even get offered a bum deal  so it was a no! Lol maybe if I got offered a bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To build someone wardrobe for them while being naked
Paid work?
Nope! For the crack of it lol
Sounds like you're getting a bum deal...
I didn't even get offered a bum deal so it was a no! Lol maybe if I got offered a bum "
Good man. Good quality work doesn't come cheap! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The classic can I impregnate you. If you haven't had that message are you even on fab?
I haven't had that message...
Now you have "
One of the best messages I've received so far! Don't know what you ladies are complaining about! |
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Fml where do I begin .....
Can u shit in my mouth
Can I pay u £5000 to carry a kid for me
Can I lick your feet I still shudder at the thought of that one
Can u come n put ur cigarettes out on me
Do u want to marry me and fuck other guys
Can u wank me off at the doorstep while my wife's upstairs in bed
Can u SDH me
Can I piss on u
All one liners in there first message  wtaf do some ppl think lmao X |
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over a year ago
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I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fml where do I begin .....
Can u shit in my mouth
Can I pay u £5000 to carry a kid for me
Can I lick your feet I still shudder at the thought of that one
Can u come n put ur cigarettes out on me
Do u want to marry me and fuck other guys
Can u wank me off at the doorstep while my wife's upstairs in bed
Can u SDH me
Can I piss on u
All one liners in there first message wtaf do some ppl think lmao X "
The proposal one is super annoying and happens way too often on this site! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life."
You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life.
You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?"
Upset? I've been in floods of tears all day.That wicked wench ruined my only treat with her filth x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life.
You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?
Upset? I've been in floods of tears all day.That wicked wench ruined my only treat with her filth x "
And she was mean about it too!
Shall I sharpen the pitchfork and go hunting? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life."
But Easter's over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life.
You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?
Upset? I've been in floods of tears all day.That wicked wench ruined my only treat with her filth x
And she was mean about it too!
Shall I sharpen the pitchfork and go hunting?"
Yes please but be warned she's still angry and throwing out torrents of abusive butt hurt messages my way that I'm blanking lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life.
Quickly looks at uben dictionary... "
Don't do it! It's never a good idea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life.
But Easter's over "
That doesn't stop her boiling bunnys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life.
You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?
Upset? I've been in floods of tears all day.That wicked wench ruined my only treat with her filth x
And she was mean about it too!
Shall I sharpen the pitchfork and go hunting?
Yes please but be warned she's still angry and throwing out torrents of abusive butt hurt messages my way that I'm blanking lol x "
Still? Wow she's persistent in not realising that not everyone is into the same thing. And it was all going so well for you before that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life.
Quickly looks at uben dictionary...
Don't do it! It's never a good idea! "
Yes don't.As soon as you look up anal feltching your mind is broken forever abd you always feel mentally violated and dirty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life.
You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?
Upset? I've been in floods of tears all day.That wicked wench ruined my only treat with her filth x
And she was mean about it too!
Shall I sharpen the pitchfork and go hunting?
Yes please but be warned she's still angry and throwing out torrents of abusive butt hurt messages my way that I'm blanking lol x
Still? Wow she's persistent in not realising that not everyone is into the same thing. And it was all going so well for you before that"
She was lovely but as you say I just don't think she can grasp the concept that everyone isn't into that freaky stuff.
Maybe she sees it as a insult I said no.
It's not a insult it's just I'm not into that vile gross descusting behaviour lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life.
You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?
Upset? I've been in floods of tears all day.That wicked wench ruined my only treat with her filth x
And she was mean about it too!
Shall I sharpen the pitchfork and go hunting?
Yes please but be warned she's still angry and throwing out torrents of abusive butt hurt messages my way that I'm blanking lol x
Still? Wow she's persistent in not realising that not everyone is into the same thing. And it was all going so well for you before that
She was lovely but as you say I just don't think she can grasp the concept that everyone isn't into that freaky stuff.
Maybe she sees it as a insult I said no.
It's not a insult it's just I'm not into that vile gross descusting behaviour lol x "
Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life.
Quickly looks at uben dictionary...
Don't do it! It's never a good idea! "
There you go I did a quick copy and paiste off urban dictionary for you.
felching meaning =
The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum then sucking it out and eating it.
Example:
Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Brenda so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Brendas anus. |
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life.
You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?
Upset? I've been in floods of tears all day.That wicked wench ruined my only treat with her filth x
And she was mean about it too!
Shall I sharpen the pitchfork and go hunting?
Yes please but be warned she's still angry and throwing out torrents of abusive butt hurt messages my way that I'm blanking lol x
Still? Wow she's persistent in not realising that not everyone is into the same thing. And it was all going so well for you before that
She was lovely but as you say I just don't think she can grasp the concept that everyone isn't into that freaky stuff.
Maybe she sees it as a insult I said no.
It's not a insult it's just I'm not into that vile gross descusting behaviour lol x
Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself "
She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?
I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x |
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life.
Quickly looks at uben dictionary...
Don't do it! It's never a good idea!
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I did the same search. That's why I passed on the warning |
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"Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself
She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?
I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x "
A lot of people here seem to wear masks until they are rejected of the smallest thing.
We all have horror stories, I'm sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I fancy a fuck in a van now.
I like my creature comforts !
Ooo is having a van starting to pay off ?"
When someone says do you want to go cruising, I'm thinking the Caribbean not Tesco's Car Park.  |
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"Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself
She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?
I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x
A lot of people here seem to wear masks until they are rejected of the smallest thing.
We all have horror stories, I'm sure"
It's the same as we was chatting about last night.If someone sees not being compatable as rejection and then gets bitter about it then maybe it's a lucky escape.
I bet there's some shockers out there and maybe some that are still too mentally traumatised to speak about hahahaha x |
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"Do I fancy a fuck in a van now.
I like my creature comforts !
Ooo is having a van starting to pay off ?
When someone says do you want to go cruising, I'm thinking the Caribbean not Tesco's Car Park. "
How about Harwich harbour in a kayak (bring your own life vest)? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself
She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?
I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x
A lot of people here seem to wear masks until they are rejected of the smallest thing.
We all have horror stories, I'm sure
It's the same as we was chatting about last night.If someone sees not being compatable as rejection and then gets bitter about it then maybe it's a lucky escape.
I bet there's some shockers out there and maybe some that are still too mentally traumatised to speak about hahahaha x "
That's very true, I had another one last night. I ended up blocking because it was out of control and I was being completely spammed with abuse |
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"Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself
She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?
I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x
A lot of people here seem to wear masks until they are rejected of the smallest thing.
We all have horror stories, I'm sure
It's the same as we was chatting about last night.If someone sees not being compatable as rejection and then gets bitter about it then maybe it's a lucky escape.
I bet there's some shockers out there and maybe some that are still too mentally traumatised to speak about hahahaha x
That's very true, I had another one last night. I ended up blocking because it was out of control and I was being completely spammed with abuse"
Another one that throws the Bombay bad boy pot noodle up his bedroom wall and then smashes his toys up through rejection hahahahaha
I'm blocking that woman now I've read enough of her idiotic rants and not risen to her attempts at getting a bite so she's now about to be banished forever to the cock block list lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do I fancy a fuck in a van now.
I like my creature comforts !
Ooo is having a van starting to pay off ?
When someone says do you want to go cruising, I'm thinking the Caribbean not Tesco's Car Park. "
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life.
But Easter's over
That doesn't stop her boiling bunnys "
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"Do I fancy a fuck in a van now.
I like my creature comforts !
Ooo is having a van starting to pay off ?
When someone says do you want to go cruising, I'm thinking the Caribbean not Tesco's Car Park. "
If I ask if someone wants to go cruising I mean a Mission Impossible/Top Gun/Day After Tomorrow marathon... |
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over a year ago
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"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.
I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life."
Oh Barf !! I was actually eating a cadburys cream egg whilst reading that ...!!! |
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"Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself
She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?
I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x
A lot of people here seem to wear masks until they are rejected of the smallest thing.
We all have horror stories, I'm sure
It's the same as we was chatting about last night.If someone sees not being compatable as rejection and then gets bitter about it then maybe it's a lucky escape.
I bet there's some shockers out there and maybe some that are still too mentally traumatised to speak about hahahaha x
That's very true, I had another one last night. I ended up blocking because it was out of control and I was being completely spammed with abuse
Another one that throws the Bombay bad boy pot noodle up his bedroom wall and then smashes his toys up through rejection hahahahaha
I'm blocking that woman now I've read enough of her idiotic rants and not risen to her attempts at getting a bite so she's now about to be banished forever to the cock block list lol x "
Yeah they just seem to like to throw their hissy fits unfortunately!
Ironically, one of them was going mad at me last night as I was talking to you about this very subject.
I don't blame you, it can get very tedious reading through abuse |
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"Do I fancy a fuck in a van now.
I like my creature comforts !
Ooo is having a van starting to pay off ?
When someone says do you want to go cruising, I'm thinking the Caribbean not Tesco's Car Park.
If I ask if someone wants to go cruising I mean a Mission Impossible/Top Gun/Day After Tomorrow marathon..."
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"Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself
She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?
I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x
A lot of people here seem to wear masks until they are rejected of the smallest thing.
We all have horror stories, I'm sure
It's the same as we was chatting about last night.If someone sees not being compatable as rejection and then gets bitter about it then maybe it's a lucky escape.
I bet there's some shockers out there and maybe some that are still too mentally traumatised to speak about hahahaha x
That's very true, I had another one last night. I ended up blocking because it was out of control and I was being completely spammed with abuse
Another one that throws the Bombay bad boy pot noodle up his bedroom wall and then smashes his toys up through rejection hahahahaha
I'm blocking that woman now I've read enough of her idiotic rants and not risen to her attempts at getting a bite so she's now about to be banished forever to the cock block list lol x
Yeah they just seem to like to throw their hissy fits unfortunately!
Ironically, one of them was going mad at me last night as I was talking to you about this very subject.
I don't blame you, it can get very tedious reading through abuse"
Let me at him! Let me at him! Nobody gets abusive at my Hotty that's my job hahahaha.
One day they will realise that it's just a no sorry not a act of war or a insult.
They take it so personally and there emotions get really moist over a simple your or that's not for me sorry x |
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"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek
So you've agreed?
No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block.
What! A man blocking a woman?
Reeeaaallly? "
This is worrying, guys block me quite often |
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"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek
So you've agreed?
No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block.
I hope you reported her. It's against the rules to ask for money."
I didn't but on reflection you are right I should have done. |
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"Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself
She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?
I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x
A lot of people here seem to wear masks until they are rejected of the smallest thing.
We all have horror stories, I'm sure
It's the same as we was chatting about last night.If someone sees not being compatable as rejection and then gets bitter about it then maybe it's a lucky escape.
I bet there's some shockers out there and maybe some that are still too mentally traumatised to speak about hahahaha x
That's very true, I had another one last night. I ended up blocking because it was out of control and I was being completely spammed with abuse
Another one that throws the Bombay bad boy pot noodle up his bedroom wall and then smashes his toys up through rejection hahahahaha
I'm blocking that woman now I've read enough of her idiotic rants and not risen to her attempts at getting a bite so she's now about to be banished forever to the cock block list lol x
Yeah they just seem to like to throw their hissy fits unfortunately!
Ironically, one of them was going mad at me last night as I was talking to you about this very subject.
I don't blame you, it can get very tedious reading through abuse
Let me at him! Let me at him! Nobody gets abusive at my Hotty that's my job hahahaha.
One day they will realise that it's just a no sorry not a act of war or a insult.
They take it so personally and there emotions get really moist over a simple your or that's not for me sorry x "
Haha! Are you my knight in shining armour?
Yeah like they need to understand that if they want emotional bullshit, search through Tinder |
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"Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself
She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?
I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x
A lot of people here seem to wear masks until they are rejected of the smallest thing.
We all have horror stories, I'm sure
It's the same as we was chatting about last night.If someone sees not being compatable as rejection and then gets bitter about it then maybe it's a lucky escape.
I bet there's some shockers out there and maybe some that are still too mentally traumatised to speak about hahahaha x
That's very true, I had another one last night. I ended up blocking because it was out of control and I was being completely spammed with abuse
Another one that throws the Bombay bad boy pot noodle up his bedroom wall and then smashes his toys up through rejection hahahahaha
I'm blocking that woman now I've read enough of her idiotic rants and not risen to her attempts at getting a bite so she's now about to be banished forever to the cock block list lol x
Yeah they just seem to like to throw their hissy fits unfortunately!
Ironically, one of them was going mad at me last night as I was talking to you about this very subject.
I don't blame you, it can get very tedious reading through abuse
Let me at him! Let me at him! Nobody gets abusive at my Hotty that's my job hahahaha.
One day they will realise that it's just a no sorry not a act of war or a insult.
They take it so personally and there emotions get really moist over a simple your or that's not for me sorry x
Haha! Are you my knight in shining armour?
Yeah like they need to understand that if they want emotional bullshit, search through Tinder"
Can I just settle for being your geeza in shining tin foil
And I think the felching woman needs grinder not tinder x |
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"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek
So you've agreed?
No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block.
What! A man blocking a woman?
Reeeaaallly?
This is worrying, guys block me quite often "
I wouldn't block you. I'd do a lot of other fun things to you but not block you |
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"Can I just settle for being your geeza in shining tin foil
And I think the felching woman needs grinder not tinder x "
That works for me haha!
We all love explosions on this site, but that just isn't the kind of explosion we are looking for |
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"Got asked to meet a cissy sub today.
I declined the kind offer..."
Is that like a pink version of HMS invincible that shoots rainbow filters over everyone's Facebook profile pic instead of torpedos ??? |
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"I was asked to meet in b&q cafe for a social.. Im not the only one to think that's not a good place am I?  "
Sounds perfect. Two birds one stone, get a some DIY supplies while you are there.
I like efficient use of time.
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"Can I just settle for being your geeza in shining tin foil
And I think the felching woman needs grinder not tinder x
That works for me haha!
We all love explosions on this site, but that just isn't the kind of explosion we are looking for"
Hahahahaha you come here for the wrong type of moaning init love you long time 50 dollar hahahaha x |
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"I was asked to meet in b&q cafe for a social.. Im not the only one to think that's not a good place am I?
Sounds perfect. Two birds one stone, get a some DIY supplies while you are there.
I like efficient use of time.
It crossed my mind at the time if I needed any paint or nails!! Then declined!
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"I've not been asked anything today.
How bloody disappointing!"
Can we play hide the sausage and naked twister while I enfuse you qwivering mound of love pudding with fresh cream.
There you go I hope your disappointment has dwindled now and your day will be better. |
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"Got asked to meet a cissy sub today.
I declined the kind offer...
Is that like a pink version of HMS invincible that shoots rainbow filters over everyone's Facebook profile pic instead of torpedos ??? "
Not sure but he had gold Kylie hotpants on.
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"I've not been asked anything today.
How bloody disappointing!
Can we play hide the sausage and naked twister while I enfuse you qwivering mound of love pudding with fresh cream.
There you go I hope your disappointment has dwindled now and your day will be better."
I like naked Twister, until someone introduces the Baby Oil. Get's bloody difficult then... |
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"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek
So you've agreed?
No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block.
I hope you reported her. It's against the rules to ask for money.
I didn't but on reflection you are right I should have done."
I think she should have asked for more
It gets boring being thought of a free prostitute.
I think there should be a multiple choice social skills test before youre allowed to message anyone
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"Am I willing to donate some of my used panties
What's your worst you've been asked today?
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Today? Erm, whether I'm collecting the active kids vouchers for schools at Sainsbury's.
My life is a lot less interesting than everyone else's on here ..  |
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