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Does sex make cocks shrink?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?! "
Fecking hope not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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. Ha.
So all the men with big cocks are not having enough sex? All the men with small cocks are fucking everyone they see? .
I'm
Not sure what size I'd rather have.  |
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?! "
Well to be fair no one actually believes the first part. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?! "
Yes!
How did you not know this?!?!  |
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?!
Well to be fair no one actually believes the first part."
Some guys do  |
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?!
Well to be fair no one actually believes the first part.
Some guys do "
Not really. It's one of those fallacies used by angry people to have a go at guys. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?! "
You can't refute the logic as syllogisms go. |
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?! "
Absolutely true!
I've not had sex for ages and I can pick my nose with mine now!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?!
Absolutely true!
I've not had sex for ages and I can pick my nose with mine now! "
Is that what that green stuff is?  |
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?!
Absolutely true!
I've not had sex for ages and I can pick my nose with mine now!
Is that what that green stuff is? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Steroids and the cold do...
No they don't, but obviously you're not being serious..."
You think the cold doesn't?...
On really freezing days I have to attach a pull cord to prevent a permanent innie!  |
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"Steroids and the cold do...
No they don't, but obviously you're not being serious...
You think the cold doesn't?...
On really freezing days I have to attach a pull cord to prevent a permanent innie! "
Actual snorting happened  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?! "
Yes...
You are exactly right. As per usual!
After 3 cocks a ladies special purse does indeed become something of wizards sleeve.
In parallel the gentlemen's chap is like a pencil and after every thrust he loses .001mm (According to NASA) of girth and length through abrasion.
I should know I was a good 9.5ins. And now am a mere 3.2ins a mere nub...
As Elton John said... a sad sad situation. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?!
Yes...
You are exactly right. As per usual!
After 3 cocks a ladies special purse does indeed become something of wizards sleeve.
In parallel the gentlemen's chap is like a pencil and after every thrust he loses .001mm (According to NASA) of girth and length through abrasion.
I should know I was a good 9.5ins. And now am a mere 3.2ins a mere nub...
As Elton John said... a sad sad situation. "
You shagged Elton John?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?! "
Yes of course! It's like rubbing at a bar of soap, more you use it, smaller it gets!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Steroids and the cold do...
No they don't, but obviously you're not being serious...
You think the cold doesn't?...
On really freezing days I have to attach a pull cord to prevent a permanent innie! "
I'll breathe on it to warm it up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?!
Yes...
You are exactly right. As per usual!
After 3 cocks a ladies special purse does indeed become something of wizards sleeve.
In parallel the gentlemen's chap is like a pencil and after every thrust he loses .001mm (According to NASA) of girth and length through abrasion.
I should know I was a good 9.5ins. And now am a mere 3.2ins a mere nub...
As Elton John said... a sad sad situation.
You shagged Elton John? "
Technically he said he was Elsie Jones I was d*unk... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its why we are all swingers as we are fucking urs smaller and we are getting bucket fannies we need to find bigger cocks that we haven't fucked till the point is like throwing a chipolata down an alley  |
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By *ylan11Man
over a year ago
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?! "
Nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?! "
Thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.
So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.
Is this true?!
Nope"
i guess it must be am glad i had enough sex to get rid of that monster cock i used to have hope i got enough left to see me to retirement pmsl  |
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