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Why can't i get any meets?!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers "
It's terrible isn't it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers
It's terrible isn't it "
I know right?! Swear there's more men than women on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers "
nice take on the usual 'look at me' tripe  |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers
It's terrible isn't it
I know right?! Swear there's more men than women on here "
Are there really, well I never
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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because 99 percent of the people on here are time waters. the miles we have travelled just to be let down is breathtaking.we have only met one genuine couple in two years..mind you they are a great find.and we see them as often as we can
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers
nice take on the usual 'look at me' tripe "
What do you mean?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers
It's terrible isn't it
I know right?! Swear there's more men than women on here
Are there really, well I never
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Apparently so |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need to change your approach to a mass bombardment of 'fancy a fuck' messages and attaching 10 different angles of dribbling cock shot. "
Oh I'd never use the word 'fuck'. I prefer 'pounding' |
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"You need to change your approach to a mass bombardment of 'fancy a fuck' messages and attaching 10 different angles of dribbling cock shot.
Oh I'd never use the word 'fuck'. I prefer 'pounding' "
Back door bashed in works well for me, try it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you tried messaging fat women? They never say no.
Have to say TifFanny...love that gorgeous red and black bra... X"
OI!! This is my attention seeking thread. Get ya own |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried messaging fat women? They never say no.
Have to say TifFanny...love that gorgeous red and black bra... X
OI!! This is my attention seeking thread. Get ya own "
If you want attention you need an erect cock pic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried messaging fat women? They never say no.
Have to say TifFanny...love that gorgeous red and black bra... X
Ta, it's an Asda bra "
Wouldn't have even guessed that...looks far too fancy! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried messaging fat women? They never say no.
Now i know why i get so many messages!!! "
I'm inundated
Try going fab straight OP, your cock will be sucked before the first light of dawn. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you tried messaging fat women? They never say no.
Now i know why i get so many messages!!!
I'm inundated
Try going fab straight OP, your cock will be sucked before the first light of dawn."
Ey I'm not THAT easy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" 
 FAF?
Yes I do
She's nicking my FAF! Where's the fab police when you need them
Go on then you can have one as well  "
As long as it's fuck and go you're on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They're all being very cruel to you poor chap!
Two suggestions:
1) A longer profile
2) a few more photos
Good luck!"
Bit too much hard work that. I'll just stick one of those Sydney university paragraphs on there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FAF?
Yes I do
She's nicking my FAF! Where's the fab police when you need them
Go on then you can have one as well
As long as it's fuck and go you're on "
Nah, I'm retracting my offer then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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FAF?
Yes I do
She's nicking my FAF! Where's the fab police when you need them
Go on then you can have one as well
As long as it's fuck and go you're on
Nah, I'm retracting my offer then "
Ok, I'll stay for 5 minutes afterwards but you have to make a 'when did you last fuck' thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers "
Have you tried adding more dick pics, maybe attach one to your initial cut and paste message |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers
Have you tried adding more dick pics, maybe attach one to your initial cut and paste message "
More dick pics?! GENIUS!! Could be onto a winner here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers "
It's because you've got a profile picture and you're verified. Everyone knows women love a dark mysterious stranger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've been here two weeks man....and you've not had a meet yet 
You're beyond redemption!!"
I knew it. I have to think of another username now! 3rd one this year! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers "
3 words.... copy and paste...
way to go with the effort!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers
3 words.... copy and paste...
way to go with the effort!!!!!"
You try sending a copy and paste to everyone that comes up in your search parameters. It's bloody hard work |
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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago
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I know right...
Had a meet, watched her sleeping... Ok she freaked when she woke but i cant help it if she never told me her address, left the window open...
Its not like i had my nightvision goggles and ladder or anything
*post may contain sarcasm, please seek medical advice incase of an allergic reaction* |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
There is hope for you OP...it's a little dark..and you might not want to go there...but it's inhabited by many strange beings that claim straightness here...yes Luke come over to the dark side that is Fab Guys!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers "
It's because we're all frigid....did you not get the memo? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers
It's because we're all frigid....did you not get the memo? "
No it's not...it's because you all hate ALL men...now where is Cobalt Blue when you need him? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is hope for you OP...it's a little dark..and you might not want to go there...but it's inhabited by many strange beings that claim straightness here...yes Luke come over to the dark side that is Fab Guys!!"
Ooh! Is there vagina on there too?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers
It's because we're all frigid....did you not get the memo? "
I thought that was an urban myth?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?"
Why would you need to copy/paste "Hi" ? |
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"There is hope for you OP...it's a little dark..and you might not want to go there...but it's inhabited by many strange beings that claim straightness here...yes Luke come over to the dark side that is Fab Guys!!
Ooh! Is there vagina on there too?! "
There's equal chances of getting your cock sucked, or finding pussy in there, as there is in here lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?
Why would you need to copy/paste "Hi" ?"
Saves me typing 'hi' obviously |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers "
First you have to captivate their minds then you can have their bodies fs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers "
Not sent it to me and i'm within 10 miles  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers
Not sent it to me and i'm within 10 miles "
Filters |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did no one give you the memo?
Messaging is yesterday's news.The new thing is to just lob it through there letterbox and shout-! YOU HAVE MALE !"
What if it's one of those old letterboxes? It'll get trapped in there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op....I have one very important question for you.....
Hit me with it 
You sure it's important? "
Goodness yes!
Did you bring cake ?
This is ritual of all fab newbies.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op....I have one very important question for you.....
Hit me with it
You sure it's important?
Goodness yes!
Did you bring cake ?
This is ritual of all fab newbies.
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Who said I was a newbie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know right...
Had a meet, watched her sleeping... Ok she freaked when she woke but i cant help it if she never told me her address, left the window open...
Its not like i had my nightvision goggles and ladder or anything
*post may contain sarcasm, please seek medical advice incase of an allergic reaction*"
Hahahahahahahahaha! |
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Epic fail!
As well as cock pics and cum shots, you need pics of you barebacking, where most of the body shown isn't yours but an appropriate calibre of person that you typically shag, even if it's a gut wrenching slam shot, we recipients would just have to have some of it.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Epic fail!
As well as cock pics and cum shots, you need pics of you barebacking, where most of the body shown isn't yours but an appropriate calibre of person that you typically shag, even if it's a gut wrenching slam shot, we recipients would just have to have some of it.
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Problem is, I can't get a vagina to hang out of so I can snap it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum! "
She stole Estella's bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum! "
Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum!
She stole Estella's bum "
That still bumming you out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi Oliver
Sorry to hear your not getting many meets... 
I, like most men on here am inundated with meet requests, mails and constant friend requests.
Effectively this site is a lot like a tap...with the water being vagina.
I mean, I havent looked at your profile so i have no idea why your not getting meets... maybe take some pictures were you are pouting sorta like a duck face. Apparently it's very in...
And you my friend will soon have your own tap and be enjoying cool fresh glass of vagina a day too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum!
Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!! "
Count me in! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum!
She stole Estella's bum
That still bumming you out? "
Little bit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Oliver
Sorry to hear your not getting many meets...
I, like most men on here am inundated with meet requests, mails and constant friend requests.
Effectively this site is a lot like a tap...with the water being vagina.
I mean, I havent looked at your profile so i have no idea why your not getting meets... maybe take some pictures were you are pouting sorta like a duck face. Apparently it's very in...
And you my friend will soon have your own tap and be enjoying cool fresh glass of vagina a day too.
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Are these taps only available to platinum members? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum!
Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!
Count me in! "
That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum!
She stole Estella's bum
That still bumming you out?
Little bit "
Bummer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum!
Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!
Count me in!
That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss. "
Sweeeeet! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum!
Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!
Count me in!
That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.
Sweeeeet! "
You can't organise meets on my thread and leave me out of it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum!
Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!
Count me in!
That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.
Sweeeeet!
You can't organise meets on my thread and leave me out of it! "
Just did! Bum titty bum bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum!
Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!
Count me in!
That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.
Sweeeeet!
You can't organise meets on my thread and leave me out of it! "
Oh, you're ALWAYS invited! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum!
Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!
Count me in!
That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.
Sweeeeet!
You can't organise meets on my thread and leave me out of it!
Oh, you're ALWAYS invited! "
Good wait.. who are seafret? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum!
Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!
Count me in!
That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.
Sweeeeet!
You can't organise meets on my thread and leave me out of it!
Oh, you're ALWAYS invited!
Good wait.. who are seafret?"
https://youtu.be/RHhkd2B87Q8 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum!
Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!
Count me in!
That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.
Sweeeeet!
You can't organise meets on my thread and leave me out of it!
Oh, you're ALWAYS invited!
Good wait.. who are seafret?
https://youtu.be/RHhkd2B87Q8"
They're pretty good actually |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:
I'm too damn pretty.
To quote right said Fred:
I'm too sexy
My Mum had that album...
Your mum!
Your bum!
Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!
Count me in!
That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.
Sweeeeet!
You can't organise meets on my thread and leave me out of it!
Just did! Bum titty bum bum "
Bum thief |
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