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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
Thought we could have a nice little fun thread writing up some little limmericks about our fellow members of the forum
Please keep it light and play nice and I shall kick us off with this;
There once was a guy known as Swing
To some he was regarded a king
He tried not wanking for lent
But that's not how it went
Which left him throughly spent
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a guy, erectjim
Who had a passion for quim,
Most commonly seen was his bum,
Yet his cock made all the girls cum
But still the highlight of Jim, was his mum.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Now that's out of the way, I shall think of a coupLe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a girl called Tina
Whos pussy just couldnt be cleaner
Her clit used to glisten
And her tits bounced in rythem
And she made every guy cock drip in style
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The curves of a lass called Estella
Used to stimulate many a fella
When I asked if she'd thumb
My prostate till I cum
She said 'Fuck off and use your umbrella!
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
There's a lady known as miss honey
To some she's really quite funny
She can be a flirty tart
But she's one with an heart
Perhaps she could be your sex bunny
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
"The curves of a lass called Estella
Used to stimulate many a fella
When I asked if she'd thumb
My prostate till I cum
She said 'Fuck off and use your umbrella!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The curves of a lass called Estella
Used to stimulate many a fella
When I asked if she'd thumb
My prostate till I cum
She said 'Fuck off and use your umbrella!
ella ella eh eh eh
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FTFY |
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"The curves of a lass called Estella
Used to stimulate many a fella
When I asked if she'd thumb
My prostate till I cum
She said 'Fuck off and use your umbrella!
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This is brilliant!! |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
There's a women called miss innocent
She knows she's quite magnificent
Though footballs her fave game
She likes the odd cock if not lame
But she's certainly not easy to tame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins for ferkin not jerkin |
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Taff and his best friend pooch
Go up to the hills for a mooch
They take in the sun
Taff shows of his bum
I wouldn't say no to a smooch |
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A _urvymama whose pussy was tight
Thought she'd shagged but it didn't feel right
So she rummaged in her vag
And pulled out a badge
Saying User No Longer on Site |
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One on one, mmf or a foursome
Or if you are lucky a moresome
Fab's the place you can get it
And you won't regret it
In fact it can often be awesome.  |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
There's a gent with a magnificent tash
He's eternally hopeful for gash
He's still yet to meet
But he's awfully sweet
Please someone give seeside a treat |
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The girls of this Limerick fun post
Are all gorgeous and that is no boast
But if Peach, Meli and Lana
All sucked my banana
I would come quick then make them French toast  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The girls of this Limerick fun post
Are all gorgeous and that is no boast
But if Peach, Meli and Lana
All sucked my banana
I would come quick then make them French toast "
I'm in |
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"The girls of this Limerick fun post
Are all gorgeous and that is no boast
But if Peach, Meli and Lana
All sucked my banana
I would come quick then make them French toast "
Poet lorry ate |
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A Fab hottie called Lana Del Rey
Changed her name cos she's funny that way
Though her monica altered
Her allure never faltered
Fingers crossed, I might meet her one day |
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The forum produced a great thread
About limericks but I killed it dead
The last one to boast
Almost like a signpost
Went up saying this ones brown bread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a quite _urvymama
Who wore a nice striking pyjama
With stripes of deep plum
Pointing to her bum
With promise of fun and no drama
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Guy called Private Parts
Strips naked while enjoying the arts
He paints with ease
While munching on Peas
The only downside are his Farts |
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"There's a lady known as miss honey
To some she's really quite funny
She can be a flirty tart
But she's one with an heart
Perhaps she could be your sex bunny
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"There's a gent with a magnificent tash
He's eternally hopeful for gash
He's still yet to meet
But he's awfully sweet
Please someone give seeside a treat "
Brilliant |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
There lady goes by the name of kinky Kat
She's the queen of BBW Chat
She's known to get flirty
As deep down she's just dirty
If you'd met her you'd easily confirm that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a sexybrunette
Ribbons and rope make her wet
Take off your belt
Give her arse a welt
And you'll hear her moan 'more' I bet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loving these x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was girl called fab kelly,
Whose pics sent my legs to jelly,
I asked her to meet
Cos she's right up my street
She said "meet you boy? Not on your Nelly"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loving these, I'm no poet though x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a lady Princess Peach,
Who would take the young fellas to teach,
They would meet in a pub
They would meet in a club
But was best when they fucked on the beach
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A west midlands couple named Angiebu,
We're searching fabswingers for new
They came to your name
Thought you were game
But you couldn't handle them two |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did I tell you about Lana Del Ray
We met on a big bus one day
She said I'm on top
And I missed my stop
But I had a smile all the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a women called miss innocent
She knows she's quite magnificent
Though footballs her fave game
She likes the odd cock if not lame
But she's certainly not easy to tame "
I've only just seen this, I love it, thank you lovely |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
"Loving these x "
You changed it love it! gotta rework your limerick now though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great thread, CM |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
"There's a women called miss innocent
She knows she's quite magnificent
Though footballs her fave game
She likes the odd cock if not lame
But she's certainly not easy to tame
I've only just seen this, I love it, thank you lovely "
Thought you'd like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A west midlands couple named Angiebu,
We're searching fabswingers for new
They came to your name
Thought you were game
But you couldn't handle them two"
Wonderful, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was girl called fab kelly,
Whose pics sent my legs to jelly,
I asked her to meet
Cos she's right up my street
She said "meet you boy? Not on your Nelly"
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 thank you love it |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
Somewhere on fab there's a right dirty Bastid
His love of the word count is quite candid
He's a fan of thick thighs
But mostly "fuck me" eyes
And he'd love to be curvy branded
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
"Great thread, CM "
Thanks raspberry rebel she was my inspiration |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one they call Lana Del Rey
For whom the boys would always obey
She jumped in the car
It wasn't that far
To the man she now called her "new prey" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The one they call Lana Del Rey
For whom the boys would always obey
She jumped in the car
It wasn't that far
To the man she now called her "new prey""
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
Limerick Fun was the name of the thread
But it started whilst I was in bed
To catch up is the thing
So I can be king
But lack of sleep has left me half-dead
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
Her name is raspberry rebel
She's quite the sexy devil
Dressed as a secretary
She looks quite contrary
But a night with her you would revel
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great thread, CM
Thanks raspberry rebel she was my inspiration "
awwwwww thanks x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Her name is raspberry rebel
She's quite the sexy devil
Dressed as a secretary
She looks quite contrary
But a night with her you would revel
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Haha sums me up x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a naughty lass called minxymoo,
Who loves to lick a person or two,
She has a nice bum,
That should be covered in cum,
So keep your fingers crossed that she picks you. |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
This man is fabulously Bearded
Some offers he's had left him weirded
His pics are a wank bank safe bet
As clearly looks awesome when wet
So between a ladies legs he should stay embedded |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Curveymama created a thread,
Which since has been stuck in my head,
To keep it alive
I came up with five
And now I am feeling brain dead
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a naughty lass called minxymoo,
Who loves to lick a person or two,
She has a nice bum,
That should be covered in cum,
So keep your fingers crossed that she picks you. "
this!! |
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A genuine fella that Hatter
He's great for a laugh and a natter
The funniest time maybe
When he got called "non-rapey"
I laughed out loud for that matter
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Limerick wrote just for you,
To be honest it came out the blue
It really didn't last
It was over quite fast
Like me if I were with minxymoo |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
Her name on fab is Ligeia
The mean all love when she's near
About her curves they do rave
Because she's someone they crave
And long to have nibbling their ear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh this is a fantastic thread
Good job Op |
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Kinky Minx is a really great lass
Full of humour, knowledge and sass
She organises big meets
Upon London's streets
Where the forumites turn up en masse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She is known here as sexyspecs,
Who I hounded one day just for sex
She told me come back
When you have a six pack
And you can dazzle me with sexy pecks
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
She can be terribly "sexy" and cheeky
With "specs" on she may be called geeky
But one lovely as she
You'll spank over you knee
To perve her arse much less sneaky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kinky Minx is a really great lass
Full of humour, knowledge and sass
She organises big meets
Upon London's streets
Where the forumites turn up en masse "
Excellent |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
He goes by the name of alonenow
His limericks are on par with mine somehow
Though his head may be balding
All the ladies adore him
And wish he would fuck them right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She can be terribly "sexy" and cheeky
With "specs" on she may be called geeky
But one lovely as she
You'll spank over you knee
To perve her arse much less sneaky "
I this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He goes by the name of alonenow
His limericks are on par with mine somehow
Though his head may be balding
All the ladies adore him
And wish he would fuck them right now "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young girl, Kinky Minx,
Who won't meet a man if he stinks,
I jumped in the shower
And turned on the power
I may stand a chance now me thinks |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
His known to all as Misterbee
Seeking a friend with benefits is he
He looks like a dream
Has a fondness for cream
Please oh please just cream over me |
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
A girl called bustyandshaved,
Was awesome and boy she behaved,
Sadly she's too far away
Fuck, I'm tempted to go gay
So sat here sadly and just waved |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
Have you all not heard
About a guy called bi4cplsnerd
He's a sincere gent
Even when over you're bent
As he loves to fuck a nice bird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just tried to message you today,
Something nice I wanted to say,
I do like your thread,
Now jump in my bed,
But _urvymama would say "go away"
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
"I just tried to message you today,
Something nice I wanted to say,
I do like your thread,
Now jump in my bed,
But _urvymama would say "go away"
"
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
There's a man by the name of milk tre
Has all the ladies flocking his way
He's a bit of a tit
With his finely honed wit
But on the forums we do hope he'll stay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fab Kelly she sucked and she licked,
Then something inside me just clicked,
I came with some pace,
All over her face,
Fab Kelly you've been limericked
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She is known here as sexyspecs,
Who I hounded one day just for sex
She told me come back
When you have a six pack
And you can dazzle me with sexy pecks
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superb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bravo folks. Good work all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Swingofkingers and his tool belt of pleasure,
It even has a tape measure,
Bought at B&Q,
You should get a one too,
And use on your girl at your leisure
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Miss Honey, of whom I do dream
May appear all demure and serene
But as she rests in your laps
She inhales through her flaps
And then fanny farts God Save The Queen |
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"Miss Honey, of whom I do dream
May appear all demure and serene
But as she rests in your laps
She inhales through her flaps
And then fanny farts God Save The Queen"
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By *biNerdMan
over a year ago
Doncaster DN8 |
" Have you all not heard
About a guy called bi4cplsnerd
He's a sincere gent
Even when over you're bent
As he loves to fuck a nice bird "
Heh! Nice one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young man from Poole
Who had a red ring round his tool
So he went to the clinic
But the doctor a cynic
Said "that's only lipstick you fool" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The beautiful and Welsh Raspberry Smoothie,
Is an incredibly flirtatious floozy.
It is one day that we hope,
That she comes over to Stoke.
So that we can each get a hold of her boobies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The forums have a girl called Miss Honey,
Whose profile is witty and funny,
She won't flash her gash,
For all of your cash,
So guys put away all your money |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
She's goes by prettytiedup
Every day a new picture goes up
Not short of attention
That could cause some erections
From guys willing to drink from her furry cup |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
There's a woman known as Lady Lick
Aptly named for a bi chick
She came here to explore fanny
But sometimes prefers a Danny
So if lucky she may want your dick
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
This lady is known as high heels
With boobies deserveing of feels
Don't ask her to Skype
And you'll do alright
Met at a club and she'll call it a deal! |
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"The forums have a girl called Miss Honey,
Whose profile is witty and funny,
She won't flash her gash,
For all of your cash,
So guys put away all your money"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the forums roams a fine Polar Bear
Be brave and approach if you dare
He'll wine you & dine you
Might promise to spank too
Before leading you back to his lair  |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
Now it's the turn of Mr Potato head
For he's a man I'd quite like to bed
I've developed quite a crush
Because he has a divine tush
So here I shall await with legs spread
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On fab is this guy called G3orgie
His appetite is somewhat gorgey
He makes so many demands
Is very good with his hands
And his photos make me very horny
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There is this couple called laceyandsam
When I saw their faces I though damn
One day it's my wish
To visit them in bliss
And let them do things to my clam  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She's goes by prettytiedup
Every day a new picture goes up
Not short of attention
That could cause some erections
From guys willing to drink from her furry cup "
Wtf brilliant.
PTU xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This couple called Marc and Courtney,
The American lass has us horny.
Does Marc exist, who knows,
He's kept in a box we suppose.
To be brought out every one day in forty. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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There was an old man - Libasaurus
And gagging for his cock a chorus
His cock was quite thick
But his wit not so quick
Ah fuck it, should have used a thesaurus. |
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There was a young lady called Meli
Her wit was quite something I tell ye
When my days were dim
I looked at her quim
And got a quivering in my belly |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
There's a forum username soxy
Who certainly as plenty of moxy
Loves to wear a nice frock
While taking the odd cock
As long as it's hard and not flopsy |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady called Meli
Her wit was quite something I tell ye
When my days were dim
I looked at her quim
And got a quivering in my belly "
especially for using ye! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady called Meli
Her wit was quite something I tell ye
When my days were dim
I looked at her quim
And got a quivering in my belly
especially for using ye!"
I guess the rhymes with Meli |
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In the upcoming month of May
Miss Honey and Melli will both want me to play
So I will drop my boxer drawers
To their tumultuous applause
And while one pegs me the other I will lay |
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"In the upcoming month of May
Miss Honey and Melli will both want me to play
So I will drop my boxer drawers
To their tumultuous applause
And while one pegs me the other I will lay "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was that young Meli Melificent
Who exposed a quim quite magnificent
She could hypnotise prey
From two miles away
But this man is a willing participant |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"In the upcoming month of May
Miss Honey and Melli will both want me to play
So I will drop my boxer drawers
To their tumultuous applause
And while one pegs me the other I will lay "
Oh bravo! You have a knack for this! |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
Formally know as Racheal Alcera
Try to challenge her wit, I do dare ya
Her legs we all envy
They raise cocks a plenty
She's everyone's fave advocate for transgender |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If honey could be on the telly
We'd love to watch her and _eli
Tasting each other's quim
While estell and erect jim
read novels in red hunter wellies |
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There once was a beauty named Meli
Who's looks make the men turn to jelly
Her mind in the gutter
Her quim it would flutter
But she won't suck a cock that is smelly |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Then there was that fella called Joe
A bit of a shagger you know
But he couldn't get in
To _workouts ring
So he stormed off instead for a blow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh some one do one for meeeeeee :D |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
"oh some one do one for meeeeeee :D "
Just musing one now after swing you on another thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh my oh my oh my
what an epic hunk of a guy
they say he's mighty fine
but deep down i wish he was mine
that handsome fullyfit69 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh some one do one for meeeeeee :D
Just musing one now after swing you on another thread "
ya what? lol |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
She goes by the name cute and sassy
She's a rather big titted lassy
She's quite literally sweet
As she hides Maoam treat
In her bra for all whom she meets
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"Then there was that fella called Joe
A bit of a shagger you know
But he couldn't get in
To _workouts ring
So he stormed off instead for a blow"
I have just cried laughing at this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This felly on here called m1cks,
Pally with chaos but prefers chicks.
Unusual dialect is his hobby,
But it makes chicks want his boaby.
Dafuq? Is it another name for his dick? |
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A sexy young bird from South Hants
Traveled by bus to Penzance
Five people fucked her
Besides the conductor
And the driver came twice in his pants......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some say he's called ShagTonight
But i reckon he's quite a delight
With 'patience is the key'
And offers of tea
I think he's really alright
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Oh this thread! Thank you for making me smile and find quite a few of you even more attractive. |
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I found myself on a site called fab
Because my sex life was really quite drab
Oh the things I have seen
And the places I've been
Those chances to fuck one must grab |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I this thread. And thank you for mine. If my brain starts working I shall try and think some up. |
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over a year ago
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And there was that Valiant Ms
She was quite a wise cracking whizz
Her beautiful boobies
Entranced all the newbies
When she balanced a bottle of fizz |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Pretty Tied Up is her name
And getting to Page One's her aim
She tries different poses
And loves Guns and Roses
So Axl's her fantasy flame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty Tied Up is her name
And getting to Page One's her aim
She tries different poses
And loves Guns and Roses
So Axl's her fantasy flame"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bumped into lovely Ligeia
One night on a beach in Marbella
I took her pale hand
We made love in the sand
Then I woke up much to my dismayer
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On fab he is swing of the king
His toolbelt is really quite something
From wanking he refrained
But his cock wasn't well trained
And in a woman he found himself cumming |
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over a year ago
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"This couple called Marc and Courtney,
The American lass has us horny.
Does Marc exist, who knows,
He's kept in a box we suppose.
To be brought out every one day in forty."
Oh! |
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Her name is Lana Del Rey
She makes me catch the ghey
She likes to give orders
To me and that georgers
One day I think we will play |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On fab he is swing of the king
His toolbelt is really quite something
From wanking he refrained
But his cock wasn't well trained
And in a woman he found himself cumming "
I like recycling so I found this one I did a few weeks ago
There was a young lady called Honey
Who most of the time was quite funny
But sometimes she's blunt
Some might say a cunt
But not me because quite frankly I don't have a death wish |
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"On fab he is swing of the king
His toolbelt is really quite something
From wanking he refrained
But his cock wasn't well trained
And in a woman he found himself cumming
I like recycling so I found this one I did a few weeks ago
There was a young lady called Honey
Who most of the time was quite funny
But sometimes she's blunt
Some might say a cunt
But not me because quite frankly I don't have a death wish "
Luckily I quite like you and your humour is like mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are all missing the hatter
With his long hair and positive patter
He wanted a bubbly red head
We pray he lured one in to his bed
And soon he'll be back for a natter
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a naughty lass, sexybrunette,
If you spank her bum she gets quite wet.
You might be in luck,
If you ask 'fancy a fuck'
Until she's red bummed, it's 'not yet' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This felly on here called m1cks,
Pally with chaos but prefers chicks.
Unusual dialect is his hobby,
But it makes chicks want his boaby.
Dafuq? Is it another name for his dick? "
Bravo fs |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
Not quite yet an OAP swinger
His name is known as ace winger
Before dipping in his winky
He likes to take you drinky
And his turquoise beard is surely a winner
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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There once was a perfect Peach
Whose bum I wished I could reach
I'd play with that thong
(Maybe with the odd schlong)
And her skills with oil she'd teach. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"We are all missing the hatter
With his long hair and positive patter
He wanted a bubbly red head
We pray he lured one in to his bed
And soon he'll be back for a natter
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My darling fab homie Hatter
With whom I could lyrically natter
With a heart ginuwine
And hair so divine
He makes my heart pitter patter
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Said Mother Tern to Baby Term
"Would you like a brother?"
Said Baby Tern to Mother Tern
"Yes, one good Tern deserves another"
Spike Milligan
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
The folks other people like kissing
Are often the ones who go missing
The forums of fab
Show their gift of the gab
So their lamp posts are ripe for a pissing |
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"The folks other people like kissing
Are often the ones who go missing
The forums of fab
Show their gift of the gab
So their lamp posts are ripe for a pissing"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The huge titted lady cute n sassy,
She's sweet she's sexy she's classy,
If her profile you read,
You will then know indeed,
There will be no sexual meets with this lassy
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
On a sexually frustrating night
I found an unusual site
I showed off my pecs
Got me some sex
And thought "yeah this fab thing's alright" |
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There is this woman called red
Who is trying to get me in bed
She lives over the border
Needs a restraining order
When she reads this I'm gonna be dead
Loves |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
There's a lady formally called mrs Spanish Brunette
Or Mrs SB if her name you digest
Her mind purely muck
For her challenges she wishes you luck
While she eternally fancies a Fuck
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The folks other people like kissing
Are often the ones who go missing
The forums of fab
Show their gift of the gab
So their lamp posts are ripe for a pissing"
Lamp post pissing got its own limerick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty Tied Up is her name
And getting to Page One's her aim
She tries different poses
And loves Guns and Roses
So Axl's her fantasy flame"
xxx |
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"On a sexually frustrating night
I found an unusual site
I showed off my pecs
Got me some sex
And thought "yeah this fab thing's alright""
Welcome back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you hear of that woman Wyrd
Her tongue lashings oh they were feared
She thinks she's unnoticed
A notion remotest
Because in these parts you're cheered |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a naughty twosome, naughty by name and naughty by nature, sociable, charming and never too lippy or in the slightest shitty, she's very witty and he loves the titty....... |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
There once was a princess named peach
My lips she can barely reach
But my god what a shock
Her skills with a cock
Rendered me incapable of speech |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From the North West a woman, Babsjoan,
I would love to make this lady moan,
In her profile she states,
That friend invites he hates,
Oh bollocks I have just sent my own |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
Known to the forums as mis Topsy Rodgers
One to one meets she regularly dodges
For she meets ladies and gents
Solely at BDSM Events
To prevent getting and overnight lodger |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
Sexyspecs has a green thumb
and also a rather nice bum
If you'll beg my pardon
I'll join her in the garden
A roll in the grass would be fun
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Iworkout he's got the gym bod
We spoke and I gave him the nod
Nibbles and licks
Legs like chopsticks
Excalibur's the name of his rod |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
I've been off of fab for a while
I might just update my profile
With camera new fangled
Dick pics from all angles
And one with a post coital smile |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Scarlet Seduction's a lass
Who has the most fabulous ass
Its shape is appeasing
Her wit runs to teasing
I like her on fab, for she's class |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Her name is Lana Del Rey
She makes me catch the ghey
She likes to give orders
To me and that georgers
One day I think we will play "
All of the above's a true say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She's a lady like no other, she can ode better than a programmer can code, goes by the name 3sum she loves a bit of dim sum, for others she's a bit of a Tory but tae me she's ma wee Dory. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Close by me a woman, sexybrunette,
For whom a hard on all men do get,
She likes men who are tall,
That's easy she's small,
Never forgot by those she has met |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ella she loves a wee pint a Stella then gets her strap on oot and shouts brace just afore she smacks it on yer face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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EJ loves a good BJ could be a DJ but never a TJ.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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These are all fantastic 
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"Her name is Lana Del Rey
She makes me catch the ghey
She likes to give orders
To me and that georgers
One day I think we will play
All of the above's a true say "
Perhaps we should arrange a meet someday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loved reading all of these!! |
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"There once was a perfect Peach
Whose bum I wished I could reach
I'd play with that thong
(Maybe with the odd schlong)
And her skills with oil she'd teach."
Any time |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I've been off of fab for a while
I might just update my profile
With camera new fangled
Dick pics from all angles
And one with a post coital smile"
Welcome back! |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
Then there's that one lady lick
Who can take a most artistic pic
When I'd message she'd say
I'm too far away
She'd prefer some more local dick |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
And who could forget minxymoo?
Who takes a good picture too
With artistic lighting
And erotic lip biting
What else could those sexy lips do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From Reading a woman Miss Innocent,
Have you seen her tits there magnificent,
She's witty, she's funny,
A damn sexy hunny,
A meet with her would cure the impotent
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd love to meet that lady Hanky
A sexy young thing and a Mancy
The queen of her club
Her nipples I'd rub
And maybe she'd give me a spanky
I know - it's getting late and I'm tired. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And there was that Valiant Ms
She was quite a wise cracking whizz
Her beautiful boobies
Entranced all the newbies
When she balanced a bottle of fizz"
thank you sexybum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And there was that Valiant Ms
She was quite a wise cracking whizz
Her beautiful boobies
Entranced all the newbies
When she balanced a bottle of fizz
thank you sexybum "
Always a pleasure and never a chore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're getting to the end of the thread,
Just as most start to think of their bed.
Sleep for some, will soon be along,
And others fucking all night long.
And for insomiacs, eyes that are red. |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
People have dreams, here's what mine is,
A group meet with Gothams finest
Perdita von tease
Down on her knees
I'd like to find out who's the tightest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This fella E from E&VB
A very erudite man is he
He's got me reading a book
Instead of fancying a fook
What the hell has he done to me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From Reading a woman Miss Innocent,
Have you seen her tits there magnificent,
She's witty, she's funny,
A damn sexy hunny,
A meet with her would cure the impotent
"
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oor Tiffany she's a wee bit of an epiphany, loves her wooly jumpers maybe cause she likes tae hide they big bumpers. |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"This fella E from E&VB
A very erudite man is he
He's got me reading a book
Instead of fancying a fook
What the hell has he done to me!!"
Up here, in the hinterlands of North Wales, we rhyme fuck with luck and book. We're rebels like that.
There's a town down south named Reading
A location I'll one day be heading
A lovely day spent
with Miss Innocent
Which I hope to end with her bedding
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Easily, the most fun thread I've read and contributed to do a long time.
You're all poets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This fella E from E&VB
A very erudite man is he
He's got me reading a book
Instead of fancying a fook
What the hell has he done to me!!
Up here, in the hinterlands of North Wales, we rhyme fuck with luck and book. We're rebels like that.
There's a town down south named Reading
A location I'll one day be heading
A lovely day spent
with Miss Innocent
Which I hope to end with her bedding
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I look forward to you visiting
Love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oor fellow fmite Bread.
Does start a good wee thread.
Really a Dale
Who's no too pale.
His 99 should be a 69.
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