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What makes you stand out against the rest. What makes you so unique that it doesn't compare to other profiles?
1. I am real 
2. I'm 5'6 lol I could sneak into your bra and play with your nipples without you noticing ha
3. I am funny as shit 
4. I have a pet turtle named leroy haha
5. I am a man who loves to cook
If that doesn't sell then. I need to reevaluated myself lol |
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"What makes you stand out against the rest. What makes you so unique that it doesn't compare to other profiles?
1. I am real
2. I'm 5'6 lol I could sneak into your bra and play with your nipples without you noticing ha
3. I am funny as shit
4. I have a pet turtle named leroy haha
5. I am a man who loves to cook
If that doesn't sell then. I need to reevaluated myself lol"
Lol! This is great! I would 100% meet Leroy!
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"I'm cheap and I put it out on the first date.
You can't get me pregnant. 
Bloody hell. I thought that was my USP."
Does that mean I can pump you full of prime baby gravy while you wriggle your toes in the air? |
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By *eliWoman
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"I'm cheap and I put it out on the first date.
You can't get me pregnant.
Bloody hell. I thought that was my USP.
Does that mean I can pump you full of prime baby gravy while you wriggle your toes in the air? "
Baby gravy!  |
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"I'm cheap and I put it out on the first date.
You can't get me pregnant.
Bloody hell. I thought that was my USP.
Does that mean I can pump you full of prime baby gravy while you wriggle your toes in the air?
Baby gravy! "
Pram filler? |
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"What makes you stand out against the rest. What makes you so unique that it doesn't compare to other profiles?
1. I am real
2. I'm 5'6 lol I could sneak into your bra and play with your nipples without you noticing ha
3. I am funny as shit
4. I have a pet turtle named leroy haha
5. I am a man who loves to cook
If that doesn't sell then. I need to reevaluated myself lol
Lol! This is great! I would 100% meet Leroy!
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Well I am throwing him a birthday party in 2 weeks. My little wee ma turning 3 in two weeks lol. You should come |
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Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.
I am humble.....I have no need to brag  |
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"Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.
I am humble.....I have no need to brag "
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By (user no longer on site)
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1.Im not big headed or arrogant.
2.Im stunning looking with a mind blowing body.
3.I have a 12" vibrating tounge.
Need I say anymore? Just call me the Lynx affect as I make the bitches throth at the muff. |
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"My USP is that if you don't meet me I will find you and I will sneak into your house and I will masturbate on your living room floor!"
shall i tell u my address now or later? lol |
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"My USP is that if you don't meet me I will find you and I will sneak into your house and I will masturbate on your living room floor!"
Can I lie on the floor while you do it? |
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1. I can wiggle my nostrils.
2. I'm pretty chatty in messages so you'll get to know me quickly.
3. My cock is strawberry flavoured naturally.
4. I'm very imaginative.
One of the above points is untrue. See if you can guess which one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. I can wiggle my nostrils.
2. I'm pretty chatty in messages so you'll get to know me quickly.
3. My cock is strawberry flavoured naturally.
4. I'm very imaginative.
One of the above points is untrue. See if you can guess which one! "
your post was boring as fuck so going with 4? |
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1) I,m am original rebel
2) I have an electric blanket
3) I have 3 turtles, called Tom, Dick and Harry.....
4) I,m having a birthday barbie for my turtles coz they live in a pond....we're having sizzles prawns and toasted meal worms..
All are welcome xxx |
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"1) I,m am original rebel
2) I have an electric blanket
3) I have 3 turtles, called Tom, Dick and Harry.....
4) I,m having a birthday barbie for my turtles coz they live in a pond....we're having sizzles prawns and toasted meal worms..
All are welcome xxx"
Taxi to Bridgwater please lol |
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