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Hey, person above, I'm giving you this item and here's the reason why ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hopefully as it says on the tin:
For the person above you at the time of writing (hey, yeah I know these things can move quickly but that doesn't mean deliberately ignoring the bloke above to answer the hottie who responded twenty minutes ago  ) what is the one item you're going to give them as a gift, and more importantly, WHY are you giving them it?
Keep it fun and play nicely ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pin to help pop that balloon and see if what's beneath gets you out of 0 meet club. 
Some lube for your cute arse"
An asda gift card so you can buy more food related photo props |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pin to help pop that balloon and see if what's beneath gets you out of 0 meet club.
Some lube for your cute arse
An asda gift card so you can buy more food related photo props"
A chauffeur to bring you down to Cheshire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fibre optic broadband a tripod so you could get your head in the pics....lol
A napkin to wipe your chinJust one won't really help , please pass the box!"
I think I'll need to buy out Sainsbury's, the mess you make of that beautiful face and body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fibre optic broadband a tripod so you could get your head in the pics....lol
A napkin to wipe your chinJust one won't really help , please pass the box!"
A squeegie  |
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"Fibre optic broadband a tripod so you could get your head in the pics....lol
A napkin to wipe your chinJust one won't really help , please pass the box!
A squeegie "
Thank you, I think we'd give you an invitation! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun "
Sorry...but a decent tie  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun "
A tripod to hold his phone so he can use the timer function when taking pics |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun
Sorry...but a decent tie "
Oops skipped...some buttons for his shirts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun
Sorry...but a decent tie
Oops skipped...some buttons for his shirts "
A shorter belt, your jeans keep falling down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun
Sorry...but a decent tie
Oops skipped...some buttons for his shirts "
A new filter for his camera |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun
Sorry...but a decent tie
Oops skipped...some buttons for his shirts
A new filter for his camera "
Ahhh...the literature buff. A fine collection of books to quote from |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun
Sorry...but a decent tie
Oops skipped...some buttons for his shirts
A new filter for his camera
Ahhh...the literature buff. A fine collection of books to quote from "
Why thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun
Sorry...but a decent tie
Oops skipped...some buttons for his shirts
A new filter for his camera
Ahhh...the literature buff. A fine collection of books to quote from
Why thank you "
A bookmark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some fake tan to cover up those dodgy lines you will get sunbathing in the same spot all summer. (Stripy wall)"
I'm going to donate a fiver to Age Concern on your behalf and perhaps persuade you to up your age limit to 46. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some fake tan to cover up those dodgy lines you will get sunbathing in the same spot all summer. (Stripy wall)
I'm going to donate a fiver to Age Concern on your behalf and perhaps persuade you to up your age limit to 46. "
Damn, too late |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some fake tan to cover up those dodgy lines you will get sunbathing in the same spot all summer. (Stripy wall)
I'm going to donate a fiver to Age Concern on your behalf and perhaps persuade you to up your age limit to 46.
Damn, too late "
A new crop top, that one seems to have shrunk.
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"Some fake tan to cover up those dodgy lines you will get sunbathing in the same spot all summer. (Stripy wall)
I'm going to donate a fiver to Age Concern on your behalf and perhaps persuade you to up your age limit to 46.
Damn, too late
A new crop top, that one seems to have shrunk.
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Another thong so we get more pics like your profile x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Randomfod id get some more bright red hair dye,, maintaining thats gotta be tough x "
C&S, I give you a microphone and fifteen minutes of fame to sing your heart out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A button for your trousers.
It appears to be broke 
Two one way tickets to London because I fancy corrupting you both.  "
Multiple orgasms. Just cos I can |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A button for your trousers.
It appears to be broke
Two one way tickets to London because I fancy corrupting you both.
Multiple orgasms. Just cos I can "
I haven't got a clue what to give you here have this book uneaten crisp I found by the sofa as I sat down.  |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
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"A button for your trousers.
It appears to be broke
Two one way tickets to London because I fancy corrupting you both.
Multiple orgasms. Just cos I can
I haven't got a clue what to give you here have this book uneaten crisp I found by the sofa as I sat down. "
Buttons: A how-to guide |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"A button for your trousers.
It appears to be broke
Two one way tickets to London because I fancy corrupting you both.
Multiple orgasms. Just cos I can
I haven't got a clue what to give you here have this book uneaten crisp I found by the sofa as I sat down.
Buttons: A how-to guide "
A key to my hotel room.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meli : a pair of knickers - you seem to be missing a pair in your avatar  x"
Sorry Dan but it just has to be a hoofing big kick in that red balloon...I've no idea why but I think it would make me laugh |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Meli : a pair of knickers - you seem to be missing a pair in your avatar x
Sorry Dan but it just has to be a hoofing big kick in that red balloon...I've no idea why but I think it would make me laugh "
Oops skipped one - a sewing kit to go with the buttons provided earlier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A satnav with directions to me ...
A heartfelt apology for causing you to be missed out.
His and hers matching onesies
A hat stand
V x
Some cream to go with that strawberry"
It has to be a slap on the best ass on Fab |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"A satnav with directions to me ...
A heartfelt apology for causing you to be missed out.
His and hers matching onesies
A hat stand
V x
Some cream to go with that strawberryIt has to be a slap on the best ass on Fab "
Haha thanks. Does this mean I can officially join the best ass thread?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A satnav with directions to me ...
A heartfelt apology for causing you to be missed out.
His and hers matching onesies
A hat stand
V x
Some cream to go with that strawberryIt has to be a slap on the best ass on Fab
Haha thanks. Does this mean I can officially join the best ass thread?! "
Directions to my house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The newbeats said it best ...
I like bread and butter
I like toast and jam
That's what my baby feeds me
I'm her loving man "
A blanket so you don't catch chill while you're posing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nail file to keep your nails in pristine condition.
Photography lessons
a train ticket. you are clearly in need to visit jim "
A vase for those lovely flowers x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nail file to keep your nails in pristine condition.
Photography lessons
a train ticket. you are clearly in need to visit jim
A vase for those lovely flowers x"
A razor, self explanatory lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nail file to keep your nails in pristine condition.
Photography lessons
a train ticket. you are clearly in need to visit jim
No need
Paddle for that arse"
Well, I am up shit creek |
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"A nail file to keep your nails in pristine condition.
Photography lessons
a train ticket. you are clearly in need to visit jim
No need
Paddle for that arse
Well, I am up shit creek "
Fine...a tub of e45 as well |
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