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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok as this is my first ever thread thought I'd best make it memorable! I wondered if anyone else is as gullible as me? When I was a non stop wanking 16 year old (not now no lol) some "friends" told me to put some toothpaste on the end of my old lad as it made the fun more exciting!!! Let's just say don't try this at he kids, so anyone else been duped into bizarre sexual acts that are actually bulls**t?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thought this was going to be about your favourite toothpaste not sexual acts: tsk!  
Mine's Euthymol by the way! "
More bout naievaty then sex too be honest lol I find sensodyne helps these days god that's worrying |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thought this was going to be about your favourite toothpaste not sexual acts: tsk!
Mine's Euthymol by the way! "
+1..;-) { Mine's Eucryl...  }
Welcome to the forums Wolfie... Good start ;-);-) |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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welcome to the forums dude.
and no I have always been wise beyond my years.
for many years I sussed movement behind me with either a cock or piece of phallic plastic... was time to anally tighten and sit. UNENTERED |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"welcome to the forums dude.
and no I have always been wise beyond my years.
for many years I sussed movement behind me with either a cock or piece of phallic plastic... was time to anally tighten and sit. UNENTERED "
Lol I shall bear that in mind thanks mucka |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Welcome to the forums sweetie.
My toothpaste is Colgate.
As to being conned with false sexual practises, was told in my youth that you couldn't get pregnant if you "did it" standing up. The result of that one will be 37 next week.......  |
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This brings back memories of my old school days, when canal trips were organised by one of the teachers, my old best pal who use to go ,told me toothpaste was used on the pupils genitals, at night.
which I gather was very painful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Many moons ago , a mate of mine was seeing this girl and they wanted to experiment with anal sex , they knew that it might need a little lubrication so off to her parents bathroom cupboard , always going well with the fun until both started to feel a burning sensation wich turned to pain.
It turned out my mate mistook Vics vapour rub for Vasaline quite a foolish mistake and his girlfriend never did like her nikname "Vicky"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Welcome to the forums sweetie.
My toothpaste is Colgate.
As to being conned with false sexual practises, was told in my youth that you couldn't get pregnant if you "did it" standing up. The result of that one will be 37 next week....... "
 Lol ooops I got told about rubbing a rabbits foot on warts luckily not needed to try that one out!! I'm 37 next birthday so I guess my mum could of been conned too!! |
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"Many moons ago , a mate of mine was seeing this girl and they wanted to experiment with anal sex , they knew that it might need a little lubrication so off to her parents bathroom cupboard , always going well with the fun until both started to feel a burning sensation wich turned to pain.
It turned out my mate mistook Vics vapour rub for Vasaline quite a foolish mistake and his girlfriend never did like her nikname "Vicky" "
ooo imagine if it was Fiery Jack
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