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How do you politely tell someone to fuck off?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey I'm doing a job for a client and his standing on my head all day what can I do iv treid to hint do 1 mate but wont work
plus his teaching me how to do my own shit I wanna kill someone |
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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago
bristol |
Sit down if your wanted...no you..yes you....you can stand
How about we playva game of fuck off, you go first.
I want you to boldly go where no one has gone before...yes outer space preferably without a ship or suit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate that!
Peiple that have priblems with dpace and boundaries dont get hints!
You're going to have to be blatent and say that you like to work on your own.
If that doesnt work then you're going to have to ask them to leave you on your own to work and give zero fucks!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Try this: "Oi, you there. Yes, you. Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off some more.""
lmao u people made me smile after a miserable day
on a serious note is it rude to tell someone to fuck off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is he older? Sometimes older, retired men watch people work it reminds them of when they were younger and involved.
Not much you can do about it really though."
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iv tried turning talk sport on to bore the fuckker but wont move |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If someone tries this at my work who is a boss, I say do you wanna do the job? When they either say no or don't answer I say good, now fuck off and let me get on with it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could you not say, I don't mean to be rude, but I can work better on my own, without distractions. I will get the task completed faster/on schedule...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey I'm doing a job for a client and his standing on my head all day what can I do iv treid to hint do 1 mate but wont work
plus his teaching me how to do my own shit I wanna kill someone "
Eat garlic, fart, say fuck off... |
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"Is he older? Sometimes older, retired men watch people work it reminds them of when they were younger and involved.
Not much you can do about it really though.
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iv tried turning talk sport on to bore the fuckker but wont move "
Bloomin eck. Is he one of those men who doesn't trust anyone to do the job right? Can you send him to the shops for a long weight?  |
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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago
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I've had this in a previous job.
I used the Health and Safety excuse.
"If I turn around with this power saw/ 4x2 plank/ metal pole etc etc I may hit you. So please can you move out of the way'
Now explain to him, if he still persists in standing in the way that should an accident happen he won't be covered by your insurance because you have asked him to move.
If that fails I stopped work until they moved and explained again their safety is your main concern because accidents DO happen.
These always worked for me 100% |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had this in a previous job.
I used the Health and Safety excuse.
"If I turn around with this power saw/ 4x2 plank/ metal pole etc etc I may hit you. So please can you move out of the way'
Now explain to him, if he still persists in standing in the way that should an accident happen he won't be covered by your insurance because you have asked him to move.
If that fails I stopped work until they moved and explained again their safety is your main concern because accidents DO happen.
These always worked for me 100%"
Thank you x |
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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago
Henley Arden |
"I've had this in a previous job.
I used the Health and Safety excuse.
"If I turn around with this power saw/ 4x2 plank/ metal pole etc etc I may hit you. So please can you move out of the way'
Now explain to him, if he still persists in standing in the way that should an accident happen he won't be covered by your insurance because you have asked him to move.
If that fails I stopped work until they moved and explained again their safety is your main concern because accidents DO happen.
These always worked for me 100%
Thank you x "
Another way along with the above is that at the very start of the day spend 5mins explaining what you intend to do that day.
Good luck because these folks are a pain in the neck. Although to be fair it's often because of previous bad experiences. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So...
Go to your local Indian restaurant order yourself a nice overly species curry... mixed meat. Ensure it's hotter than you can normally take.
Throw some bhaji on that order too.
Get yourself off home and throw a few stellas on top of that. Good lad.
Now all done. Get yourself off to bed. But just before...
Pop three boiled eggs down your neck, there's a good chap.
Now the next day at work just let your bowels release all that curried eggy misery - guff after acrid guff.
You sir... are welcome.
*tips hat* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey I'm doing a job for a client and his standing on my head all day what can I do iv treid to hint do 1 mate but wont work
plus his teaching me how to do my own shit I wanna kill someone "
Send him to the store for a long weight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a guy working for me who was a bit like that... as we worked outside I got him to dig a hole for me. Gave him specific dimensions. He set to it with spade and pick and did a great job. When had finished i told him to fill it in. True story! He learnt not to sit over anyone after that.  |
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Be direct and tell him that you're a perfectionist who needs to work alone to achieve your results. And make a point of agreeing times when you will meet and speak with him and update him on progress. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you want me to come distract him? I might barf all over him though right now  "
yep plz come down let's see what happens today I can't tell him to fuck off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had a guy working for me who was a bit like that... as we worked outside I got him to dig a hole for me. Gave him specific dimensions. He set to it with spade and pick and did a great job. When had finished i told him to fill it in. True story! He learnt not to sit over anyone after that. "
what a guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey I'm doing a job for a client and his standing on my head all day what can I do iv treid to hint do 1 mate but wont work
plus his teaching me how to do my own shit I wanna kill someone "
I've had this in the past, I've just told them to give me distance and leave me to get on with the task in hand...... if that doesn't work, then just tell them to fuck off and leave you alone while you get on with it, I've said that to a few clients too, jokingly of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I usually tell them I can work or chat, not do both, I also mention the fact that they are paying me my hourly rate to chat to me, it generally shuts them up fairly sharpish... Not quite as effective for price work. If he's just watching you, grin and bear it, annoying as it is
If you're intent on being blunt. Fuck off, and when you get back, fuck off again... |
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"Ask your client/ employer for an interim payment. ...
what do u mean by that "
Ask for payment for the work done so far, cash flow, to tide you over, buy more materials or equipment etc. If that doesn't scare them away for a while I don't know what will.  |
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Stupid phone!
