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Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink 
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all 
MSB...they are all yours |
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours "
Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?
If not I'm in 
Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder! |
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours
Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?
If not I'm in
Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!"
Contestant number 1...come on down |
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours
Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?
If not I'm in
Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!
Contestant number 1...come on down "
The price is right? That was ITV IIRC. |
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours
Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?
If not I'm in
Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!
Contestant number 1...come on down
The price is right? That was ITV IIRC."
I don't like BBC so yes let's play that |
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours
Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?
If not I'm in
Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!
Contestant number 1...come on down
The price is right? That was ITV IIRC.
I don't like BBC so yes let's play that "
Whit whoo! Sorry i have hijacked your thread.  |
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over a year ago
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours "
None of the above  |
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours
Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?
If not I'm in
Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!
Contestant number 1...come on down "
Doing interviews for Love Island are we? |
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours
Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?
If not I'm in
Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!
Contestant number 1...come on down
The price is right? That was ITV IIRC.
I don't like BBC so yes let's play that
Whit whoo! Sorry i have hijacked your thread. "
I see you like black lace. |
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours
None of the above "
Get out then |
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours
Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?
If not I'm in
Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!
Contestant number 1...come on down
Doing interviews for Love Island are we? "
Ain't nobody looking for love here.
Fuck island I reckon she would prefer |
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours
Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?
If not I'm in
Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!
Contestant number 1...come on down
The price is right? That was ITV IIRC.
I don't like BBC so yes let's play that
Whit whoo! Sorry i have hijacked your thread.
I see you like black lace."
I am not averse to black lace  |
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over a year ago
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours
Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?
If not I'm in
Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!
Contestant number 1...come on down
Doing interviews for Love Island are we?
Ain't nobody looking for love here.
Fuck island I reckon she would prefer "
That sounds like my kind of holiday destination. X |
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours
Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?
If not I'm in
Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!
Contestant number 1...come on down
Doing interviews for Love Island are we?
Ain't nobody looking for love here.
Fuck island I reckon she would prefer "
Ah that's better tell her to put me down so xx |
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours
Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?
If not I'm in
Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!
Contestant number 1...come on down
The price is right? That was ITV IIRC.
I don't like BBC so yes let's play that
Whit whoo! Sorry i have hijacked your thread.
I see you like black lace.
I am not averse to black lace "
Do you like to push pineapple? |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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Do you like to push pineapple?
This is a trick question where my answer marks me out as a fruit pervert right?
Shake the tree?
And grind coffee?
Can I teach you to sway?"
If anyone is going to make me sway it would be you |
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"I have Malteasers 
He's a keeper
Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving
You're relentless
You two need restraining
I'm wounded "
Wounded??? Dammit I was getting the cuffs!!!  |
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Tall.. I used to be but I'm now dwarfed by my son, lankey streak of piss he is...
Dark.. Well I ain't had a holiday for a while now and I'm looking a little pastey..
Handsome.. I ain't no George Clooney if thats what yer after... More George and Mildred..
So,.do I make the shortlist? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?
If so, show yourself.
My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink
*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla
I love you all
MSB...they are all yours "
well im tall the rest, well thats all about perspective hope held high.. I am in |
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"I have Malteasers
He's a keeper
Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving
"
Don't you be fluttering those eyelashes at me either!! Teasing me with your ermmm Maltesers |
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"I have Malteasers
He's a keeper
Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving
You're relentless
You two need restraining
I'm wounded
Wounded??? Dammit I was getting the cuffs!!! "
I suddenly feel vulnerable |
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"I have Malteasers
He's a keeper
Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving
You're relentless
You two need restraining
I'm wounded
Wounded??? Dammit I was getting the cuffs!!!
I suddenly feel vulnerable "
Pffffttt.... I'll restrain myself so |
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over a year ago
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"Tall dark and handsome?
Sexually assertive?
Looking for a fun time?"
1. Yes, when I've got a tan, debateable
2. Sometimes
3. Always
Let the games begin x |
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"I have Malteasers
He's a keeper
Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving
You're relentless
You two need restraining
I'm wounded
Wounded??? Dammit I was getting the cuffs!!!
I suddenly feel vulnerable
Pffffttt.... I'll restrain myself so "
I'll keep you company |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall, dark enough to be call caramel, and I do okay
And yes and yes for the other two.
And I'm apparently "sweet" according to someone in here
"
Shhh, no one was supposed to know  |
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"Tall, dark enough to be call caramel, and I do okay
And yes and yes for the other two.
And I'm apparently "sweet" according to someone in here
Shhh, no one was supposed to know "
Ooooops I'm blonde what can I say |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tall, dark enough to be call caramel, and I do okay
And yes and yes for the other two.
And I'm apparently "sweet" according to someone in here
Shhh, no one was supposed to know
Ooooops I'm blonde what can I say "
It's okay, I forgive you this time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am tall and handsome in the dark if that helps??
I'll shed some light on you
Then I wouldnt be as tall or as handsome 
That's because you're sat down and you're hiding your face silly "
I would stand up but your sitting on my lap |
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"I am tall and handsome in the dark if that helps??
I'll shed some light on you
Then I wouldnt be as tall or as handsome
That's because you're sat down and you're hiding your face silly
I would stand up but your sitting on my lap "
Can I stay here? I'll try not to wriggle too much |
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