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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...has been refurbished and reopened.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there free cake ?

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there free cake ?

There was, but we lost it all! Come on in and see what turns up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar? "

Because it's a cake shop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar? "

A better question

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar?

A better question

Because it isn't a gin bar....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream "

Scarlett, come in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

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By *rwolfMan over a year ago

bristol

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in? "

can i come too scarlet? :P

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

Anyone got any battenburg slices ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slice of cheesecake would be nice please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

can i come too scarlet? :P "

Only if you spell my name right haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in? "

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone got any battenburg slices ? "

Didn't you bring any?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slice of cheesecake would be nice please"

I need some help unloading the cake lorry, it's in there somewhere

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By *rwolfMan over a year ago

bristol

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

can i come too scarlet? :P

Only if you spell my name right haha"

i apologise for the misspell.... arse cheek bared for a playful spank :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

can i come too scarlet? :P

Only if you spell my name right haha"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

can i come too scarlet? :P

Only if you spell my name right haha

i apologise for the misspell.... arse cheek bared for a playful spank :P "

You've been a very naughty boy! Over my knee you go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slice of cheesecake would be nice please

I need some help unloading the cake lorry, it's in there somewhere

If there is cheesecake, I'll find it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slice of cheesecake would be nice please

I need some help unloading the cake lorry, it's in there somewhere

If there is cheesecake, I'll find it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush "

Ohhhh... They sound good!

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By *amesf1984Man over a year ago

liverpool

I'm not much of a baker but I do a mean creme brûlée. Would that get me in??

I'm partial to a bit of lemon drizzle if anyone can supply a slither of that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!"

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahhh..... I've just started to try and get a summer body! Can i get a water please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not much of a baker but I do a mean creme brûlée. Would that get me in??

I'm partial to a bit of lemon drizzle if anyone can supply a slither of that

Come in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha "

I think these might need testing...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ahhh..... I've just started to try and get a summer body! Can i get a water please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ahhh..... I've just started to try and get a summer body! Can i get a water please...

Certainly, it's on the house.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahhh..... I've just started to try and get a summer body! Can i get a water please...

Certainly, it's on the house.

I'll give you something for it...be rude not to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ahhh..... I've just started to try and get a summer body! Can i get a water please...

Certainly, it's on the house.

I'll give you something for it...be rude not to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar?

Because it's a cake shop."

I had gin cupcakes last weekend and they were yums

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar?

Because it's a cake shop.

I had gin cupcakes last weekend and they were yums

We'll have to get some of those in here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing..."

I propose social with shots haha

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By *amesf1984Man over a year ago

liverpool

"I'm not much of a baker but I do a mean creme brûlée. Would that get me in??

I'm partial to a bit of lemon drizzle if anyone can supply a slither of that

Come in

Thanks

After all this cake indulgence we are going to have to think of a way to work off a few of the calories though

I'll be very disappointed if you tell me it's not that kind of shop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar?

Because it's a cake shop.

I had gin cupcakes last weekend and they were yums

We'll have to get some of those in here.

Worth it - cakes that make you giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How did I miss this reincarnation???

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Well I bake cakes

I'm happy to lend an hand In the kitchen to help replenish supplies

I'll steer clear of the booze though it doesn't bring out the best in me I get easily confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar?

Because it's a cake shop.

I had gin cupcakes last weekend and they were yums

We'll have to get some of those in here.

Worth it - cakes that make you giggle

Giggle cakes they are then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How did I miss this reincarnation???

You weren't hungry? You were in the gym?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well I bake cakes

I'm happy to lend an hand In the kitchen to help replenish supplies

I'll steer clear of the booze though it doesn't bring out the best in me I get easily confused

Come in... Don't hide in the kitchen all the time though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How did I miss this reincarnation???

You weren't hungry? You were in the gym?"

Finished in the gym at 9 this morning and I'm always hungry for cake xxx

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Well I bake cakes

I'm happy to lend an hand In the kitchen to help replenish supplies

I'll steer clear of the booze though it doesn't bring out the best in me I get easily confused

Come in... Don't hide in the kitchen all the time though.

It's ok I'll minhoe as That's where an egg timer comes in handy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then! "

Nope thats no fun lol

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Well I bake cakes

I'm happy to lend an hand In the kitchen to help replenish supplies

I'll steer clear of the booze though it doesn't bring out the best in me I get easily confused

Come in... Don't hide in the kitchen all the time though.

It's ok I'll minhoe as That's where an egg timer comes in handy "

Minhoe?

haha I meant mingle

Definitely keep the drink away from me now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How did I miss this reincarnation???

You weren't hungry? You were in the gym?

Finished in the gym at 9 this morning and I'm always hungry for cake xxx"

Tut, weren't you paying attention?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol"

I have a car... I'll pick you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well I bake cakes

I'm happy to lend an hand In the kitchen to help replenish supplies

I'll steer clear of the booze though it doesn't bring out the best in me I get easily confused

Come in... Don't hide in the kitchen all the time though.

It's ok I'll minhoe as That's where an egg timer comes in handy

Minhoe?

haha I meant mingle

Definitely keep the drink away from me now

Hide the giggle cakes, folks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did someone mention cheesecake. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Both hands on the wheel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did someone mention cheesecake. I'm in

Yes! Come in... There's squirts cream somewhere, too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Both hands on the wheel!"

You're no fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Both hands on the wheel!

You're no fun

Nope, boring 98%

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Both hands on the wheel!

You're no fun

Nope, boring 98%

Though it kind of depends on Scarlett

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

I might pop in if you have some velvet cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake "

Have a seat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake

Have a seat

Your waitress will be with you shortly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake

Have a seat

Your waitress will be with you shortly

DJ, you look hot in that little black frilly apron!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake

Have a seat

Your waitress will be with you shortly

DJ, you look hot in that little black frilly apron!"

Look... no pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake

Have a seat

Your waitress will be with you shortly

DJ, you look hot in that little black frilly apron!

Look... no pants

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake "

With cream cheese frosting or a standard buttercream? I personally don't think it's red velvet with out a whipped cream and cream cheese frosting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake

Have a seat

Your waitress will be with you shortly

DJ, you look hot in that little black frilly apron!

Look... no pants

Something new for the coffee shop

... naked waiters (with a little modesty protection)

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

Ooo the butter cream please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake

With cream cheese frosting or a standard buttercream? I personally don't think it's red velvet with out a whipped cream and cream cheese frosting "

Soooooooooo demanding!

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Ooo the butter cream please"

Judas!

But the customer is always right so it'll be right out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake

With cream cheese frosting or a standard buttercream? I personally don't think it's red velvet with out a whipped cream and cream cheese frosting

Soooooooooo demanding!"

Did anyone bring any cream cheese frosting?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one "

Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one

Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!"

Pray for warm weather!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one

Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!

Pray for warm weather!"

Wouldn't want anything shovelling up would we??? Turn the heating up in the shop please xxx

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Dirty jester

before you arrive and strip off and at some point during playing taxi driver, cAn you please pop to Tesco on the way, we need whipping cream and cream cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dirty jester

before you arrive and strip off and at some point during playing taxi driver, cAn you please pop to Tesco on the way, we need whipping cream and cream cheese?

Icing sugar?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dirty jester

before you arrive and strip off and at some point during playing taxi driver, cAn you please pop to Tesco on the way, we need whipping cream and cream cheese?

I'll get a receipt xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Curvy,ama, I just looked at your pics.... Well done, gorgeous you! Xxx

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget"

Cream cheese...

Whipping cream...

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Dirty jester

before you arrive and strip off and at some point during playing taxi driver, cAn you please pop to Tesco on the way, we need whipping cream and cream cheese?

Icing sugar?"

Oh whoops yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget"

Thanks A100.. lifesaver

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget

Cream cheese...

Whipping cream..."

And icing sugar too please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget

Cream cheese...

Whipping cream...

And icing sugar too please."

Someone say cream?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget

Cream cheese...

Whipping cream...

And icing sugar too please."

And a Willy warmer if Kinds isn't going to turn the heating on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget

Cream cheese...

Whipping cream...

And icing sugar too please.

Someone say cream?

Whipping, no less!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget

Cream cheese...

Whipping cream...

And icing sugar too please.

Someone say cream?

Whipping, no less!

I like squirting.

. You'll have to whip yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not doing that job!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one

Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!"

Thats fine i'll sit in your lap and cover your decency!

Just out for lunch with friends and now i need cake!! Mmm cake haha!!

Be good now and just buy the cakes from m&s already atleast we know they will taste good then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget

Cream cheese...

Whipping cream...

And icing sugar too please.

Someone say cream?

Whipping, no less!

I like squirting.

. You'll have to whip yourself.

You already know you can do whatever with me mister

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget

Cream cheese...

Whipping cream...

And icing sugar too please.

Someone say cream?

Whipping, no less!

I like squirting.

. You'll have to whip yourself.

But I'm not into pain!

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

One mention of whipping cream and minds turn to filth

You animals

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love cream mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One mention of whipping cream and minds turn to filth

You animals

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love cream mmmmmmm"

You love creammmmmmmmmmm?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one

Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!

Thats fine i'll sit in your lap and cover your decency!

Just out for lunch with friends and now i need cake!! Mmm cake haha!!

Be good now and just buy the cakes from m&s already atleast we know they will taste good then

You can sit wherever you like xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

Finally... someone bringing this thread back to the straight and narrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

It depends who cooks them... MOST do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

Finally... someone bringing this thread back to the straight and narrow

Phew, yes! Spare us the smut

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

It depends who cooks them... MOST do.

That is of true

The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

It depends who cooks them... MOST do.

That is of true

The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look "

I can bake, but get more out of decorating them...that's the fun bit... That and eating them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

It depends who cooks them... MOST do.

That is of true

The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look

I can bake, but get more out of decorating them...that's the fun bit... That and eating them!"

I wish someone would make me a cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

It depends who cooks them... MOST do.

That is of true

The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look

I can bake, but get more out of decorating them...that's the fun bit... That and eating them!

I wish someone would make me a cake

Dare we ask what sort?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

It depends who cooks them... MOST do.

That is of true

The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look

I can bake, but get more out of decorating them...that's the fun bit... That and eating them!

I wish someone would make me a cake

Dare we ask what sort?

I'm not completely pervy

just a nicely decorated cake with cherries in it would be nice xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

It depends who cooks them... MOST do.

That is of true

The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look

I can bake, but get more out of decorating them...that's the fun bit... That and eating them!

I wish someone would make me a cake

Dare we ask what sort?

I'm not completely pervy

just a nicely decorated cake with cherries in it would be nice xxx"

Oh, a boob cake then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

It depends who cooks them... MOST do.

That is of true

The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look

I can bake, but get more out of decorating them...that's the fun bit... That and eating them!

I wish someone would make me a cake

Dare we ask what sort?

I'm not completely pervy

just a nicely decorated cake with cherries in it would be nice xxx

Oh, a boob cake then?"

If it's modelled on yours then I'd happily accept xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

I'm making Chelsea buns with marmalade in later. A new recipe. There will be plenty to share.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

Nah most are rock hard and tasteless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one

Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!

Thats fine i'll sit in your lap and cover your decency!

Just out for lunch with friends and now i need cake!! Mmm cake haha!!

Be good now and just buy the cakes from m&s already atleast we know they will taste good then

You can sit wherever you like xxx"

I can think of a couple of places

Screw the cakes just give me the cream instead!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one

Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!

Thats fine i'll sit in your lap and cover your decency!

Just out for lunch with friends and now i need cake!! Mmm cake haha!!

Be good now and just buy the cakes from m&s already atleast we know they will taste good then

You can sit wherever you like xxx

I can think of a couple of places

Screw the cakes just give me the cream instead!

I'll be the jelly in your donut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one

Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!

Thats fine i'll sit in your lap and cover your decency!

Just out for lunch with friends and now i need cake!! Mmm cake haha!!

Be good now and just buy the cakes from m&s already atleast we know they will taste good then

You can sit wherever you like xxx

I can think of a couple of places

Screw the cakes just give me the cream instead!

I'll be the jelly in your donut

Think we just need to find a layby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one

Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!

Thats fine i'll sit in your lap and cover your decency!

Just out for lunch with friends and now i need cake!! Mmm cake haha!!

Be good now and just buy the cakes from m&s already atleast we know they will taste good then

You can sit wherever you like xxx

I can think of a couple of places

Screw the cakes just give me the cream instead!

I'll be the jelly in your donut

Think we just need to find a layby

I am sure their would be plenty suitable ones around

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

It depends who cooks them... MOST do.

That is of true

The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look

I can bake, but get more out of decorating them...that's the fun bit... That and eating them!

I wish someone would make me a cake

Dare we ask what sort?

I'm not completely pervy

just a nicely decorated cake with cherries in it would be nice xxx

Oh, a boob cake then?

If it's modelled on yours then I'd happily accept xxx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

I'm making Chelsea buns with marmalade in later. A new recipe. There will be plenty to share.

Oh wow... They sound lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes

Nah most are rock hard and tasteless"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream

Scarlett, come in!

But im naked... can i still come in?

Of course!

Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush

Ohhhh... They sound good!

They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha

I think these might need testing...

I propose social with shots haha

Ah... No car then!

Nope thats no fun lol

I have a car... I'll pick you up

Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one

Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!

Thats fine i'll sit in your lap and cover your decency!

Just out for lunch with friends and now i need cake!! Mmm cake haha!!

Be good now and just buy the cakes from m&s already atleast we know they will taste good then

You can sit wherever you like xxx

I can think of a couple of places

Screw the cakes just give me the cream instead!

I'll be the jelly in your donut

Think we just need to find a layby

I am sure their would be plenty suitable ones around

I know the perfect one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?"

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!"

In that case, I'll have a chocolate and vanilla sandwich please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?"

Bit of both really..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

In that case, I'll have a chocolate and vanilla sandwich please

I'm assuming, of the naughty variety?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Bit of both really.. "

It is now....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

In that case, I'll have a chocolate and vanilla sandwich please

I'm assuming, of the naughty variety?

Well, I'm avoiding sugar at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Bit of both really.. "

Cake sex, sounds messy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!"

Not my fault!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mention cheesecake. I'm in

Yes! Come in... There's squirts cream somewhere, too.

I hope there's still cake and squirty cream left for me. I need feeding after being out all day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

In that case, I'll have a chocolate and vanilla sandwich please

I'm assuming, of the naughty variety?

Well, I'm avoiding sugar at the moment

Oh, naughty it is then.... And a medal for resisting temptation of the sugar kind!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Bit of both really..

Cake sex, sounds messy."

But such fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Ooh, liar liar pants on fire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

xx"

Flirt away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

xx"

Not me.... I never complain aboi t people being flirty xxx

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By *erry bull1Man over a year ago

doncaster

Any Jaffe cakes, or aren't they cakes ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did someone mention cheesecake. I'm in

Yes! Come in... There's squirts cream somewhere, too.

I hope there's still cake and squirty cream left for me. I need feeding after being out all day.

Help yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

xx"

Fuck 'em. Have some cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any Jaffe cakes, or aren't they cakes ?"

Baked, sweet, yummy... They'll do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Ooh, liar liar pants on fire!

I resemble that remark.... I'm as pure as the driven snow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

Fuck 'em. Have some cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

Flirt away

"
thanks for the invention but don't want to be accused of lpp xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Ooh, liar liar pants on fire!

I resemble that remark.... I'm as pure as the driven snow

I didn't know you could get black snow...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

Flirt away

thanks for the invention but don't want to be accused of lpp xxx"

Ipp?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

Fuck 'em. Have some cake

"
. well cake can be yummy sometimes xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

Flirt away

thanks for the invention but don't want to be accused of lpp xxx

Ipp?"
lamppost pissing xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Ooh, liar liar pants on fire!

I resemble that remark.... I'm as pure as the driven snow

I didn't know you could get black snow...

How very dare you....I have no idea what you mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

Flirt away

thanks for the invention but don't want to be accused of lpp xxx

Ipp? lamppost pissing xx"

Ah! Thanks for that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

xx"

There's flirting then divulging actual details of what you've done that turns peoples stomach

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Ooh, liar liar pants on fire!

I resemble that remark.... I'm as pure as the driven snow

I didn't know you could get black snow...

How very dare you....I have no idea what you mean

Oh, I very dare!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Bloody was!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Bloody was! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Ooh, liar liar pants on fire!

I resemble that remark.... I'm as pure as the driven snow

I didn't know you could get black snow...

How very dare you....I have no idea what you mean

Oh, I very dare!

Atleast we share men! LPP is trying to warn everyone else away because they've already played with them.. then rehash all the stomach churning details

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

Flirt away

thanks for the invention but don't want to be accused of lpp xxx

Ipp? lamppost pissing xx

Ah! Thanks for that."
no problem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

There's flirting then divulging actual details of what you've done that turns peoples stomach"
so you've never divulged anything?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and for the record I like sharing xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

There's flirting then divulging actual details of what you've done that turns peoples stomach so you've never divulged anything? "

Not that would make people's stomach turn with the person ive done it with talking too.. no-one needs those images! Not enough mind bleach in the world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Bloody was!

All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mention cheesecake. I'm in

Yes! Come in... There's squirts cream somewhere, too.

I hope there's still cake and squirty cream left for me. I need feeding after being out all day.

Help yourself!

Ooo who to choose ( ooppss did I say that out loud)

Show me the cake

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

I am confused. Is this a real cake shop or a hypothetical cake shop? It's just I kinda like my cake tangible and worried I may have got unduly excited.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mention cheesecake. I'm in

Yes! Come in... There's squirts cream somewhere, too.

I hope there's still cake and squirty cream left for me. I need feeding after being out all day.

Help yourself!

Ooo who to choose ( ooppss did I say that out loud)

Show me the cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads

There's flirting then divulging actual details of what you've done that turns peoples stomach so you've never divulged anything?

Not that would make people's stomach turn with the person ive done it with talking too.. no-one needs those images! Not enough mind bleach in the world "
oh well never mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Bloody was!

All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way

I believe you were the one that said you were naked....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Bloody was!

All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way

She made you naked I didnt! All I suggested was the social.. which actually is going to be real at some point! A group social that is! Lincs nicked your clothes though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did someone mention cheesecake. I'm in

Yes! Come in... There's squirts cream somewhere, too.

I hope there's still cake and squirty cream left for me. I need feeding after being out all day.

Help yourself!

Ooo who to choose ( ooppss did I say that out loud)

Show me the cake

Hahaha, yep, you did.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scarlett thank you for the message could not reply are you being honest with what you say

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am confused. Is this a real cake shop or a hypothetical cake shop? It's just I kinda like my cake tangible and worried I may have got unduly excited."

'Cyber cake shop'... With 'cyber cakes'....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Bloody was!

All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way

I believe you were the one that said you were naked....

I wants naked... I had a pinny on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Bloody was!

All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way

She made you naked I didnt! All I suggested was the social.. which actually is going to be real at some point! A group social that is! Lincs nicked your clothes though "

Ahem... Do I look like I'm wearing DJ's clothes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Keep it off the thread please, ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Bloody was!

All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way

She made you naked I didnt! All I suggested was the social.. which actually is going to be real at some point! A group social that is! Lincs nicked your clothes though

Ahem... Do I look like I'm wearing DJ's clothes?

You can if you want.... but I'm not wearing yours xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Bloody was!

All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way

I believe you were the one that said you were naked....

I wants naked... I had a pinny on

Yes... I gave you that so you could be waiter!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scarlett thank you for the message could not reply are you being honest with what you say "

Have done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Bloody was!

All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way

I believe you were the one that said you were naked....

I wants naked... I had a pinny on

Yes... I gave you that so you could be waiter!"

You just wanted to see my bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Bloody was!

All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way

She made you naked I didnt! All I suggested was the social.. which actually is going to be real at some point! A group social that is! Lincs nicked your clothes though

Ahem... Do I look like I'm wearing DJ's clothes?

You can if you want.... but I'm not wearing yours xxx"

'Ere! D'you think I'm kinky or something?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Bloody was!

All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way

She made you naked I didnt! All I suggested was the social.. which actually is going to be real at some point! A group social that is! Lincs nicked your clothes though

Ahem... Do I look like I'm wearing DJ's clothes?

Didnt say you were wearing them haha.. didnt you sling them into a hedge in the a1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Bloody was!

All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way

She made you naked I didnt! All I suggested was the social.. which actually is going to be real at some point! A group social that is! Lincs nicked your clothes though

Ahem... Do I look like I'm wearing DJ's clothes?

You can if you want.... but I'm not wearing yours xxx

'Ere! D'you think I'm kinky or something?!

You really want me to answer that???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?

Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated!

Not my fault!!!

Bloody was!

All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way

I believe you were the one that said you were naked....

I wants naked... I had a pinny on

Yes... I gave you that so you could be waiter!

You just wanted to see my bum

Of course

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