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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Should I put some fuel in the flirting funbus and take it for a spin? (It's never ran the same since someone else was behind the wheel )
My hornometer is stuck on 11 this week, and hopefully someone needs a ride.
Jump on board, were not going anywhere, but you can certainly get comfy sat on the seats...or someone. Pm or flirt openly here, that's how this works.
Naughty people at the back  and wink the driver as you climb in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shall I sit on your knee as the bus is empty, wouldn't want us to feel lonely.
It's a lovely day for a flirt so rev that engine up. Faf   "
If your sat on my knee, I promise that's not my keys in my pocket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Normally, I'd be on it like a fat bloke on cake but I'm feeling a bit grotty this morning so give us a wave as you drive past. Unless you're planning on putting a quarantine zone on the bus? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Normally, I'd be on it like a fat bloke on cake but I'm feeling a bit grotty this morning so give us a wave as you drive past. Unless you're planning on putting a quarantine zone on the bus? "
*wave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shall I sit on your knee as the bus is empty, wouldn't want us to feel lonely.
It's a lovely day for a flirt so rev that engine up. Faf
If your sat on my knee, I promise that's not my keys in my pocket. "
No definitely not keys, let me adjust that for you. Think I need to turn around and straddle you much better position |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling flirty today and would love a ride!
Oh and have I mentioned it's my Birthday  "
Happy birthday hopefully someone gives you a naughty surprise |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it ok if I just bend over a seat in a seductive fashion rather than sitting?"
You get to ride free.
I must remember to mirror, signal, manoeuvre. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You going anywhere near London? I think this bus will be more fun than the train
Does that mean we all have to go down? "
I'd say that is a mighty fine idea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love a good flirt, where can I sit?
I'll get the safety manual out. There's a few pictures for suggestions. .
Pictures? Oh can I try them all? "
There's 100. Shall we with 1? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love a good flirt, where can I sit?
I'll get the safety manual out. There's a few pictures for suggestions. .
Pictures? Oh can I try them all?
There's 100. Shall we with 1? "
100 may take a while, I have time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I love a good flirt, where can I sit?
I'll get the safety manual out. There's a few pictures for suggestions. .
Pictures? Oh can I try them all?
There's 100. Shall we with 1?
100 may take a while, I have time "
Start counting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love a good flirt, where can I sit?
I'll get the safety manual out. There's a few pictures for suggestions. .
Pictures? Oh can I try them all?
There's 100. Shall we with 1?
100 may take a while, I have time
Start counting. "
I can count to 100 but I get distracted  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The drivers busy so I'm changing seats. Who wants company
Would appear my face is being neglected. Hop on
Nice ballbag "
I'm disappointed although not surprised at the lack of take up of Testicle Tuesday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never been able to flirt. But I can become your friend and wait it out until you realise I've got a big dick and maybe sex would be ok? Normally around 2 years. My life :/. Don't even have a big dick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The drivers busy so I'm changing seats. Who wants company
Would appear my face is being neglected. Hop on
Nice ballbag
I'm disappointed although not surprised at the lack of take up of Testicle Tuesday. "
Me too. I like a nice testicle in the mouth....*gets all misty eyed at the memories* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The drivers busy so I'm changing seats. Who wants company
Would appear my face is being neglected. Hop on
Nice ballbag
I'm disappointed although not surprised at the lack of take up of Testicle Tuesday.
Me too. I like a nice testicle in the mouth....*gets all misty eyed at the memories*"
Why is a trip home seeming more and more like a good idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The drivers busy so I'm changing seats. Who wants company
Would appear my face is being neglected. Hop on
Nice ballbag
I'm disappointed although not surprised at the lack of take up of Testicle Tuesday.
Me too. I like a nice testicle in the mouth....*gets all misty eyed at the memories*
Why is a trip home seeming more and more like a good idea "
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