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over a year ago
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Or texts even, why the fuck can't chicks have sex at normal times of the day! About to get ready for my scratcher and ping 'you up babe doing later, fancy popping over?' Eh no really but guess am gonna need tae now you've excited the wee man, things a guy needs tae dae tae keep the yum yum happy fs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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An here's the best bit 'can you bring some munchies wi you' sends a half page shopping list fs, who's says sex is free? Cheeky fucker, chicks be crazy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ha ha wholeheartedly agree brother! And their quick off the mark with their replies LOL  "
Aye true that, no one replies faster than a chick who wants her boaby any other time man can be waiting days fs  |
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over a year ago
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Haha Actually just spilt my drink reading this and laughing
I'm totally the type of person to text late at night when I'm horny sometimes you just can't plan these things xxx  |
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"Haha Actually just spilt my drink reading this and laughing
I'm totally the type of person to text late at night when I'm horny sometimes you just can't plan these things xxx "
As a lady friend of mine delicately puts it: A girl's gotta eat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha Actually just spilt my drink reading this and laughing
I'm totally the type of person to text late at night when I'm horny sometimes you just can't plan these things xxx
As a lady friend of mine delicately puts it: A girl's gotta eat! "
To be fair I don't usually ask for much other than Dick and maybe a Creme egg if I'm hungry xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to initiate a booty call tonight, got me nowhere "
Can I introduce you to Jim? He's based in Shrewsbury. He's got all the booty. Give him a call. He's fabulous. You're welcome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nah I like at least an hour or twos notice preferably.
Once I'm in for the night n settled then there's little chance of me moving for anything short of a natural disaster!
I ain't jumping to anyone else's tune in the wee small hours when I'm settled on the sofa unless you're some kinda Amazonian sex goddess!
Even less chance now after the last booty call I received.I agreed as it wasn't too late....9pm ish,but she only went n changed her mind in the short time it took me to jump in n out of the bath!!!!
So nahhhhh I wouldn't expect anyone else to meet without a few hours notice,so don't expect it of me!
Dial a fuck I ain't  |
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"Nah I like at least an hour or twos notice preferably.
Once I'm in for the night n settled then there's little chance of me moving for anything short of a natural disaster!
I ain't jumping to anyone else's tune in the wee small hours when I'm settled on the sofa unless you're some kinda Amazonian sex goddess!
Even less chance now after the last booty call I received.I agreed as it wasn't too late....9pm ish,but she only went n changed her mind in the short time it took me to jump in n out of the bath!!!!
So nahhhhh I wouldn't expect anyone else to meet without a few hours notice,so don't expect it of me!
Dial a fuck I ain't "
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"Nah I like at least an hour or twos notice preferably.
Once I'm in for the night n settled then there's little chance of me moving for anything short of a natural disaster!
I ain't jumping to anyone else's tune in the wee small hours when I'm settled on the sofa unless you're some kinda Amazonian sex goddess!
Even less chance now after the last booty call I received.I agreed as it wasn't too late....9pm ish,but she only went n changed her mind in the short time it took me to jump in n out of the bath!!!!
So nahhhhh I wouldn't expect anyone else to meet without a few hours notice,so don't expect it of me!
Dial a fuck I ain't
Damn! "
Right I'm gonna jump in the bath.....you better not change your mind!  |
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"Ha ha wholeheartedly agree brother! And their quick off the mark with their replies LOL "
When a woman want a someting,you bet she's quick the messages..you wait until you want something. "Oh sport I didn't see your message as I was already in bed" . Lol |
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"Nah I like at least an hour or twos notice preferably.
Once I'm in for the night n settled then there's little chance of me moving for anything short of a natural disaster!
I ain't jumping to anyone else's tune in the wee small hours when I'm settled on the sofa unless you're some kinda Amazonian sex goddess!
Even less chance now after the last booty call I received.I agreed as it wasn't too late....9pm ish,but she only went n changed her mind in the short time it took me to jump in n out of the bath!!!!
So nahhhhh I wouldn't expect anyone else to meet without a few hours notice,so don't expect it of me!
Dial a fuck I ain't
Damn!
Right I'm gonna jump in the bath.....you better not change your mind! "
Oh I never change my mind when it comes to sex! |
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"Nah I like at least an hour or twos notice preferably.
Once I'm in for the night n settled then there's little chance of me moving for anything short of a natural disaster!
I ain't jumping to anyone else's tune in the wee small hours when I'm settled on the sofa unless you're some kinda Amazonian sex goddess!
Even less chance now after the last booty call I received.I agreed as it wasn't too late....9pm ish,but she only went n changed her mind in the short time it took me to jump in n out of the bath!!!!
So nahhhhh I wouldn't expect anyone else to meet without a few hours notice,so don't expect it of me!
Dial a fuck I ain't
Damn!
Right I'm gonna jump in the bath.....you better not change your mind!
Oh I never change my mind when it comes to sex! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nah I like at least an hour or twos notice preferably.
Once I'm in for the night n settled then there's little chance of me moving for anything short of a natural disaster!
I ain't jumping to anyone else's tune in the wee small hours when I'm settled on the sofa unless you're some kinda Amazonian sex goddess!
Even less chance now after the last booty call I received.I agreed as it wasn't too late....9pm ish,but she only went n changed her mind in the short time it took me to jump in n out of the bath!!!!
So nahhhhh I wouldn't expect anyone else to meet without a few hours notice,so don't expect it of me!
Dial a fuck I ain't
Damn!
Right I'm gonna jump in the bath.....you better not change your mind!
Oh I never change my mind when it comes to sex! "
Right I'm now on the bypass trying to thumb a lift....see you in a few hours! |
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"Nah I like at least an hour or twos notice preferably.
Once I'm in for the night n settled then there's little chance of me moving for anything short of a natural disaster!
I ain't jumping to anyone else's tune in the wee small hours when I'm settled on the sofa unless you're some kinda Amazonian sex goddess!
Even less chance now after the last booty call I received.I agreed as it wasn't too late....9pm ish,but she only went n changed her mind in the short time it took me to jump in n out of the bath!!!!
So nahhhhh I wouldn't expect anyone else to meet without a few hours notice,so don't expect it of me!
Dial a fuck I ain't
Damn!
Right I'm gonna jump in the bath.....you better not change your mind!
Oh I never change my mind when it comes to sex!
Right I'm now on the bypass trying to thumb a lift....see you in a few hours! "
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