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Final call for flight no fab69
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen this is your captain ff69 speaking,I would like to welcome you aboard this flight no fab69 to swingers delight,flight time this evening is approximately 175 hours,help yourself to drinks,snacks people ect,so spread eagle,bend over,lay back and enjoy this flight   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I reported everyone else for smuggling bombs so plane to myself and so no noisy twats on now 
Can we have some hot flight attendants"
my co pilot will be joining me shortly so I will send her down to you shortly madam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well its safe to say that if we crash into water me and scarlett have our own bouyancy aids. (no enhancements there) so peeps feel free to grab onto us "
All natural here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I reported everyone else for smuggling bombs so plane to myself and so no noisy twats on now
Can we have some hot flight attendants"
Oh yes they can show me what exits of mine they'll use...i meant show me the safety exits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ding dong good evening ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking I do hope you are settling in,I would just like to point out we have four buoyancy aids on board in the centre isle under the seats,we shouldn't be to long before departure just waiting on a few late arrivals,anyone that is on board and would like to view my cock pit please ring the doorbell |
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Ladies and gentlemen
Please do not be alarmed but I am hijacking this plane
We are cruising along at 39000 feet to our new destination, Aruba.
As this is a dreamliner please feel free to remove your seatbelts and make use of the luxurious seats.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ding dong good evening ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking I do hope you are settling in,I would just like to point out we have four buoyancy aids on board in the centre isle under the seats,we shouldn't be to long before departure just waiting on a few late arrivals,anyone that is on board and would like to view my cock pit please ring the doorbell "
Ive got up from under the seat now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies and gentlemen
Please do not be alarmed but I am hijacking this plane
We are cruising along at 39000 feet to our new destination, Aruba.
As this is a dreamliner please feel free to remove your seatbelts and make use of the luxurious seats.
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Can we go to bora bora too? |
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"Ladies and gentlemen
Please do not be alarmed but I am hijacking this plane
We are cruising along at 39000 feet to our new destination, Aruba.
As this is a dreamliner please feel free to remove your seatbelts and make use of the luxurious seats.
Can we go to bora bora too? "
Anywhere you like.
Honeys holidays cater for everyones needs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ding dong good evening ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking I do hope you are settling in,I would just like to point out we have four buoyancy aids on board in the centre isle under the seats,we shouldn't be to long before departure just waiting on a few late arrivals,anyone that is on board and would like to view my cock pit please ring the doorbell "
The women have to go under the seats???? Ladies, at least with Ryan air, you'd have been allowed ON the seats!
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"I reported everyone else for smuggling bombs so plane to myself and so no noisy twats on now
Can we have some hot flight attendants
Yes, bi men please for me
They are in the cage in the hold "
I do love that cage |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies and gentlemen
Please do not be alarmed but I am hijacking this plane
We are cruising along at 39000 feet to our new destination, Aruba.
As this is a dreamliner please feel free to remove your seatbelts and make use of the luxurious seats.
Can we go to bora bora too?
Anywhere you like.
Honeys holidays cater for everyones needs "
I need women near naked and gorgeous men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If the plane has to make an emergency landing and i have to assume the 'brace' position, any one got any amazing offers before we all crash land ?!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If the plane has to make an emergency landing and i have to assume the 'brace' position, any one got any amazing offers before we all crash land ?!!!!!! "
sit in the centre isle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the plane has to make an emergency landing and i have to assume the 'brace' position, any one got any amazing offers before we all crash land ?!!!!!! "
Shove your head in my tits you'll survive the impact |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the plane has to make an emergency landing and i have to assume the 'brace' position, any one got any amazing offers before we all crash land ?!!!!!!
Shove your head in my tits you'll survive the impact"
Awww thank you Scarlett... I think I'll take you up on that offer in the interest of survival!!! If not, what a way to go eh!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the plane has to make an emergency landing and i have to assume the 'brace' position, any one got any amazing offers before we all crash land ?!!!!!!
Shove your head in my tits you'll survive the impact
Awww thank you Scarlett... I think I'll take you up on that offer in the interest of survival!!! If not, what a way to go eh!!! "
Haha funnily enough thats not the first time ive heard someone say that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you will have lots of heads in those tits Scarlett....all in the interest of survival of course!!!! "
Ah well im nothing if not caring and wanting to rescue people!!
Oh fuck I just found Amelia Earhart under my right boob... that's where she got too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will provide in-flight entertainment!!!!! Form an orderly queue please....I'll be the one in the brace position with my head between my legs, arse in the air!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm willing to be join cabin crew with a few roles, I'm willing to give Mile high massages
Willing to be used as the first aid practice dummy.
And a spare seat for the ladies looking for in-flight entertainment |
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"I'm willing to be join cabin crew with a few roles, I'm willing to give Mile high massages
Willing to be used as the first aid practice dummy.
And a spare seat for the ladies looking for in-flight entertainment "
Massage sounds good, it's hard work with the cage and all |
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