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Not sure if this is allowed
But lets see some mean insults
Please do not direct these at anybody no names.. Only reply with a quote if you're laughing at an insult... This is all in good fun and maybe help people get some bad energy out of their system without hurting someone's feelings.
If you're easily offended back out now...
Have fun. Be nice to other posters.. |
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By *on4funxxxMan
over a year ago
Great Barr North Birmingham |
YOU SMELL OUT OF YOUR MOUTH LIKE A BEAR OUT OF ITS ASS its an Amsterdam slang saying and although it translates ok to English it's a classic in Dutch. For all of you Dutch speaking peeps........Errrr if any lol here it is in Dutch lol.
JE STINKT UIT JE BEK ALS EEN BEER UIT ZIJN REET |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YOU SMELL OUT OF YOUR MOUTH LIKE A BEAR OUT OF ITS ASS its an Amsterdam slang saying and although it translates ok to English it's a classic in Dutch. For all of you Dutch speaking peeps........Errrr if any lol here it is in Dutch lol.
JE STINKT UIT JE BEK ALS EEN BEER UIT ZIJN REET "
easier to just say , your breath smells |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YOU SMELL OUT OF YOUR MOUTH LIKE A BEAR OUT OF ITS ASS its an Amsterdam slang saying and although it translates ok to English it's a classic in Dutch. For all of you Dutch speaking peeps........Errrr if any lol here it is in Dutch lol.
JE STINKT UIT JE BEK ALS EEN BEER UIT ZIJN REET "
easier to just say , your breath smells |
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People like you are the prime reason why inbreeding is illegal
Out of curiosity are you naturally that stupid or do you have some sort of diploma?
Fuck sake if you were to drop dead right now the IQ rating of the planet would increase 10 points |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People like you are the prime reason why inbreeding is illegal
Out of curiosity are you naturally that stupid or do you have some sort of diploma?
Fuck sake if you were to drop dead right now the IQ rating of the planet would increase 10 points "
 ohave my goodness
My sides hurt ...    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your mama was a snowblower
Oh ffs i have his voice in my head now
Haha I love him! "
Me too  I need to watch them both again his innocence at times just makes me smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You there! Fuck Off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your mama was a snowblower
Oh ffs i have his voice in my head now
Haha I love him!
Me too I need to watch them both again his innocence at times just makes me smile"
I watched them at Christmas. Soooo good! Apart from the fact I'd never noticed that Benjamin isn't actually ethnic minority. They hired a white guy to play him! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your mama was a snowblower
Oh ffs i have his voice in my head now
Haha I love him!
Me too I need to watch them both again his innocence at times just makes me smile
I watched them at Christmas. Soooo good! Apart from the fact I'd never noticed that Benjamin isn't actually ethnic minority. They hired a white guy to play him! "
Oh god so it is!!! I saw him in law & order svu not long back and couldnt place where i knew him from! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not a fan of insults. I find them, er, insulting.
Have had one or two rather rude insulting rejections in the past, which I found completely unnecessary.
Just because you might not find someone appealing really doesn't give you any justification to hurl personal insults at them.
Some may take them in good humour, but others may take them to heart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We was in town other day and saw a homeless couple having a big domestic in the street. Anyway it ended with him saying to her " close your legs your breath stinks "  what hell does that mean never heard that said before |
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An old FB from here told me about an insult she had received when politely rejecting a man on fab (He didn't take it to well but his insult was about the best thing about him )...
I quote: 'I hope you have your period in a shark tank, you Bitch'
A bit harsh but made for some entertainment.. Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure if this is allowed
But lets see some mean insults
Please do not direct these at anybody no names.. Only reply with a quote if you're laughing at an insult... This is all in good fun and maybe help people get some bad energy out of their system without hurting someone's feelings.
If you're easily offended back out now...
Lol i'll give this one a miss as i will offend to easily!
Have fun. Be nice to other posters.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just sit at the window and bark at strangers or something....
Ooh that's just reminded me of the "you'd look cute with a Frisbee in your mouth" line "
I'm too ridiculously horny not to say this .....but you look cute with something else in your mouth. .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your mama was a snowblower
Oh ffs i have his voice in my head now
I watched this last night on a whim. How coincidental"
And you didnt invite me over how dare you!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me: "are you enjoying this?"
Her: "can't you tell?"
Me: "actually not!!"
Honest..I couldn't tell..she was spooky silent  "
Probably reflects more badly on you than her... |
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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago
Hiding in the Barnes |
"Me: "are you enjoying this?"
Her: "can't you tell?"
Me: "actually not!!"
Honest..I couldn't tell..she was spooky silent
Probably reflects more badly on you than her..."
Is a split... unless you are like me that always think "it takes 2 to tango"!!!(well... theres many type of dances...lol ) |
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By *ea_CoffeeCouple
over a year ago
Near Kettering |
When talking to a friend in the pub one night
Me: Have you seen the new barcodes they are putting on condoms mate
Him: No?
Me: Sorry mate, I forgot you have to roll them all the way back to see them.
Joke went straight over his head but next week he told me he still couldn't find them |
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Told him he looked like an 18th century criminal mug shot
ok who blabbed 
Those are the ones that really get under people's skin 
