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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
london stratford |
whats a jewish dialema?
FREE PORK!
an irishman, a scotsman and an englishman walk in to a pub and the barman says "is this some kinda joke?"
a scotsman and a jewish guy walking down the road, holding hand! what are they?
A pair of tights!
there ya go x
hope at least one made ya smile
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Don't have a good joke; merely crashing the thread to congratulate the OP for an epically awesome profile name change; high fives in one's general direction M'Lady. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't have a good joke; merely crashing the thread to congratulate the OP for an epically awesome profile name change; high fives in one's general direction M'Lady. "
Haha thank you! It's an old nickname |
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Man with a cut on his leg goes to the ED.
Nurse: This is going to need stitches.
Patient: Can I do them?
Nurse: *shrugs* suture self.
Heard the one about the diabetic magician?
Always has a couple of Twix up his sleeve.
Ithankewe! I am here all week. Try the veal. It's excellent.
Where's the tumble emoji when you need it??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Man with a cut on his leg goes to the ED.
Nurse: This is going to need stitches.
Patient: Can I do them?
Nurse: *shrugs* suture self.
Heard the one about the diabetic magician?
Always has a couple of Twix up his sleeve.
Ithankewe! I am here all week. Try the veal. It's excellent.
Where's the tumble emoji when you need it?? "
Made me chuckle |
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"Man with a cut on his leg goes to the ED.
Nurse: This is going to need stitches.
Patient: Can I do them?
Nurse: *shrugs* suture self.
Heard the one about the diabetic magician?
Always has a couple of Twix up his sleeve.
Ithankewe! I am here all week. Try the veal. It's excellent.
Where's the tumble emoji when you need it??
Made me chuckle "
Don't encourage me. I love a terrible pun. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Man with a cut on his leg goes to the ED.
Nurse: This is going to need stitches.
Patient: Can I do them?
Nurse: *shrugs* suture self.
Heard the one about the diabetic magician?
Always has a couple of Twix up his sleeve.
Ithankewe! I am here all week. Try the veal. It's excellent.
Where's the tumble emoji when you need it??
Made me chuckle
Don't encourage me. I love a terrible pun. "
Me too  |
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"Man with a cut on his leg goes to the ED.
Nurse: This is going to need stitches.
Patient: Can I do them?
Nurse: *shrugs* suture self.
Heard the one about the diabetic magician?
Always has a couple of Twix up his sleeve.
Ithankewe! I am here all week. Try the veal. It's excellent.
Where's the tumble emoji when you need it??
Made me chuckle
Don't encourage me. I love a terrible pun.
Me too "
You know the owl one right? No? Seriously?!?
Well....
What's the most common owl in the British Isles?
*Drumroll*
The tea towel.
Whoosh!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Man with a cut on his leg goes to the ED.
Nurse: This is going to need stitches.
Patient: Can I do them?
Nurse: *shrugs* suture self.
Heard the one about the diabetic magician?
Always has a couple of Twix up his sleeve.
Ithankewe! I am here all week. Try the veal. It's excellent.
Where's the tumble emoji when you need it??
Made me chuckle
Don't encourage me. I love a terrible pun.
Me too
You know the owl one right? No? Seriously?!?
Well....
What's the most common owl in the British Isles?
*Drumroll*
The tea towel.
Whoosh! "
I actually told that to someone a few weeks ago |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ooh tough audience!
Pirate goes to the Dr with moles on his back.
After examining him the Dr says "nothing to worry about they're benign".
"Arrr count them again Dr I'm sure there be ten!"
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Love it ! |
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