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over a year ago
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ive noticed recently ive started to favour the sitting postion when having a wee........as a young man i frowned upon this,thinking this was the ladies postion........is this just another sign that im getting old...??? |
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Nowt to aim at if you sit down.
The Dutch discovered that there was far less mess made in public toilets by printing a fly within the urinal. Gave some purpose to the aim.
Hope the word fly hasn't set off any connotations for anyone  |
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There's a Teuchter pub in Partick which has the names of three of the factors involved in The Clearances on the urinals and patrons are invited to show their appreciation of their work. |
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"Stand! If i sit it dangles in the water 
- this has made me laugh
Hey its no joke if its an out side lavvy in the middle of winter and you accidentaly it down "
Is it true that mens willys shrivel a little to retain body heat in cold weather, cos it might be ok then. If you sat, it dangles in the water but when the cold hits it, makes it a little smaller and therefore its out of the water.
Or just stand, its less complicated and its more manly |
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If I'm having a shit it seems a bit silly to stand up to go for a pee when you're already sitting down, and conversely if I'm not having a shit it seems a bit daft to drop my trousers and sit down for a pee. Common sense really. |
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Nowt to aim at if you sit down.
The Dutch discovered that there was far less mess made in public toilets by printing a fly within the urinal. Gave some purpose to the aim.
Hope the word fly hasn't set off any connotations for anyone "
I actually remember old urinals in a local cinema with a small bee printed on them presumably as a target- the Brand of the urinal was "Apis"- which is latin for bee- trivial story but true lol  |
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"ive noticed recently ive started to favour the sitting postion when having a wee........as a young man i frowned upon this,thinking this was the ladies postion........is this just another sign that im getting old...???"
you are in serious danger of becomeing a toilet potato - Do not try this at home. |
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"ive noticed recently ive started to favour the sitting postion when having a wee........as a young man i frowned upon this,thinking this was the ladies postion........is this just another sign that im getting old...???
you are in serious danger of becomeing a toilet potato - Do not try this at home."
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