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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Enigmatic, your rhymes are pathetic
I'm pure sucrose your just diabetic
Your flows like dearth Vader blowing his nose
Into Yodas armpit
Let's start shit let the prose impart wit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yo yo, bread, soggy bread
Nobody wants you just like my ex
Put yo in the microwave and soft you go, good for a toast but for a lunch it's a no go
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Liking it btw  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Since vocab is not your strong point let me simplify it for you otherwise you'll learn naught
There's no pride for Enigmatic Mind to battle such child, so whilst my lyrics go wild I smiled watching you turn back to mild
Calling me diabetic after getting toasted, I can swallow honey yet you'll still be roasted |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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i'm diabetic, there ain't no shame in that
just means your diet is limited and your body struggles to retain fat
you suck mr bread, and you ass is toast
i'm gonna smother you in honey and make you the host
for a swram of bees that'll sting your eyes
aye bitch won't that be a nice surprise
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3sumqueen you want coverd in cream
bacon is lean and kebab can be green just like hulk losing losing his looks.
That don't really rhyme just gimme a try |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3sumqueen you want coverd in cream
bacon is lean and kebab can be green just like hulk losing losing his looks.
That don't really rhyme just gimme a try "
Mic dropped the beat, or did the beat drop Mic?
Like Babe Ruth at the mound you gotta call strike.
You try to spit with the boys to snare 3-S-Q,
Could be thirtythreesumqueen and she still won't fuck you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since vocab is not your strong point let me simplify it for you otherwise you'll learn naught
There's no pride for Enigmatic Mind to battle such child, so whilst my lyrics go wild I smiled watching you turn back to mild
Calling me diabetic after getting toasted, I can swallow honey yet you'll still be roasted"
Mark Grist fan by any chance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since vocab is not your strong point let me simplify it for you otherwise you'll learn naught
There's no pride for Enigmatic Mind to battle such child, so whilst my lyrics go wild I smiled watching you turn back to mild
Calling me diabetic after getting toasted, I can swallow honey yet you'll still be roasted
Mark Grist fan by any chance?"
Nope, just had nothing better to do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick - bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick - locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick - so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick - pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick - more mass than the Earth
Your dick - half staff, it needs work
My dick - been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick - V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick - it look like a munchkin
My dick - size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick - good good lovin'
Your dick - good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick - pretty damn skippy
Your dick - hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick - broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick - rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick - fruit roll -up
My dick - grade -A beef
Your dick - Mayday geek
My dick - sick and dangerous
Your dick - quick and painless
My dick - 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred
Was too lazy to think up my own rhyme,
so I just stole this of the net to save time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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TLDR you've got a penis fixation,
I'm not judging but I don't take penetration,
And you're not my type I like guys who can rhyme sequences
Not just spit loose couplets and ignore the beat frequencies.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"TLDR you've got a penis fixation,
I'm not judging but I don't take penetration,
And you're not my type I like guys who can rhyme sequences
Not just spit loose couplets and ignore the beat frequencies.
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Dangerous you started of sounding like ludicris but ended up sounding like you should be doing circus tricks whilst eating a twix
Lurking in the mist whist jerking your curkin to a very lose mix don't forget the curtaintwist. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"3sumqueen you want coverd in cream
bacon is lean and kebab can be green just like hulk losing losing his looks.
That don't really rhyme just gimme a try
Mic dropped the beat, or did the beat drop Mic?
Like Babe Ruth at the mound you gotta call strike.
You try to spit with the boys to snare 3-S-Q,
Could be thirtythreesumqueen and she still won't fuck you.
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yeah, this guy is my home boy.
(do they even use that word any more, idk). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Down girl, I know it's hard but I've a high bar,
I lower it for you but it won't go that far,
Feel free to look, but if you're touching you're buying,
Head back to Mic he's in the corner crying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dammmn son,I guess that's me told!
Nah,fuck that shit...I ain't the type to fold.
Judge,judge not,that's fine by me,
no I don't fancy a French fancy.
Fair dos,you don't like the rhymes I bring,
Stop giving your mind a treat Holmes,I'm not into your ring.
*Drops mic* Round one...ding ding!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Patty cake patty cake
It's lesliasions man
Baking them cakes as fast as he can
Self proclaimed dangerous but spells it like the French
One of his meets saw him naked and started to wrench.
You spell your name dangereux, I'm sure sure you've heard of us so sit down and behold flows that are Murderous.
So like the spelling of your name You better just surrender
Twisted firestarters in the house and we're hear to offend ya
Braaaap
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He stuck his dick in a chocolate box,
His dick gone melted like a chocolate cock,
Next to the fire where it burns like rejection,
Boy might be ripped but he gets no attention. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mic is crying coz i rejected him
his face is ugly and his brain is dim
i made him suck dick for money
he gagged on a fat one and i just found that funny"
3sumqueen that's right I am ugly or as some may call my fugly but I aimt never suck na dick fa money that ain't even funny I'll leave that to you as your wobbling like jelly with a rather smelly fanny go make a joke
About someone Licking my own mummy's fanny I dint care if your my own family ill still insult you just like I'll drop this mic so hard I'll stated getting called sim.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The arsonists making an arse of it,
Rhymes don't rhyme and the beat's all to shit,
Comes in late like their pubic hair,
Trying to catch up but it's never quite there.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The arsonists making an arse of it,
Rhymes don't rhyme and the beat's all to shit,
Comes in late like their pubic hair,
Trying to catch up but it's never quite there.
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Haha awesome got to give you that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The arsonists making an arse of it,
Rhymes don't rhyme and the beat's all to shit,
Comes in late like their pubic hair,
Trying to catch up but it's never quite there.
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Coming late? Not something you're used to.
Your like a nice sunny weekend....always finished too soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I gets me all the attention I need,
Chocolates n dick,to the bitches I feed
Fancy French name,it stinks of pretension,
N really does point to anal retention!
Word! |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"mic is crying coz i rejected him
his face is ugly and his brain is dim
i made him suck dick for money
he gagged on a fat one and i just found that funny
3sumqueen that's right I am ugly or as some may call my fugly but I aimt never suck na dick fa money that ain't even funny I'll leave that to you as your wobbling like jelly with a rather smelly fanny go make a joke
About someone Licking my own mummy's fanny I dint care if your my own family ill still insult you just like I'll drop this mic so hard I'll stated getting called sim.
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oops i'm a sucker coz i just realise
that you are mic and not some made up guy
i'm pretty slow when it comes to this shit
so i send my apologies but you gonna get hit
my fanny don't smell it ain't no stinker
my fanny sweet and it's getting pinker
it's your dick that smells, like a pigs anus
so stop fucking pigs else that's all you'll be famous
for
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BruceLee.
You got that one inch punch
Ha!
Same size as your pecker
Leave the rapping to me
Stick to Chinese checkers
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Haha!
Fuck it! That's me,am all rapped out,
your birds fanny's got a bad case of gout.
Like Columbo says,just on more thing,
that's all for now folks,round one...ding ding ding! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The arsonists making an arse of it,
Rhymes don't rhyme and the beat's all to shit,
Comes in late like their pubic hair,
Trying to catch up but it's never quite there.
Coming late? Not something you're used to.
Your like a nice sunny weekend....always finished too soon "
My premature ejaculation,
Needn't be your consternation,
You'll never be blessed with the situation,
Keep dreaming, hoping, wishing too,
But know I'll never stoop to you,
I'd fuck my hand, man I' d fuck ten frogs,
Before I ended up in your inbox,
My standards aren't high,
But you still fall short,
I'm off to bed so this is my last retort.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck y'all i'm going to bed
but before i go this gotta be said
lil wayne is the best and he inspires me
so suck my titties bitch and fucking shit alien bees"
Lil bitch wayne dont have shit on me. I'll ride ya bitch titties till they fire upon me! I'll squirt on ur chest till the break of the mess. Then i'll rub ya clit out, until you finally pass out ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The arsonists making an arse of it,
Rhymes don't rhyme and the beat's all to shit,
Comes in late like their pubic hair,
Trying to catch up but it's never quite there.
Coming late? Not something you're used to.
Your like a nice sunny weekend....always finished too soon
My premature ejaculation,
Needn't be your consternation,
You'll never be blessed with the situation,
Keep dreaming, hoping, wishing too,
But know I'll never stoop to you,
I'd fuck my hand, man I' d fuck ten frogs,
Before I ended up in your inbox,
My standards aren't high,
But you still fall short,
I'm off to bed so this is my last retort.
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Your raps are weak just like your staying game
The only sex parties you see involve four fingers and thumb
The last vagina you saw was when you came out of your mum
Now off you go, into the land of nod
You've just been served by the twisted rap god
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