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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come on lady's what do you think is the perfect size?
Is it really, it's not the size of the boat it's the Motion of the ocean, or are monsters biggest and best? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.
I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.
 = what the fuck is that?
 = I can't see it yet
 = yep, it's a dick
 = mmmmmm, that hits the spot
 = now that's how I like my cock
 = don't even think of trying to put that monster in me
 = liar liar, you told me it was 12in
You're welcome
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.
I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.
= what the fuck is that?
= I can't see it yet
= yep, it's a dick
= mmmmmm, that hits the spot
= now that's how I like my cock
= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me
= liar liar, you told me it was 12in
You're welcome
"
we have a weiner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.
I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.
= what the fuck is that?
= I can't see it yet
= yep, it's a dick
= mmmmmm, that hits the spot
= now that's how I like my cock
= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me
= liar liar, you told me it was 12in
You're welcome
we have a weiner "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.
I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.
= what the fuck is that?
= I can't see it yet
= yep, it's a dick
= mmmmmm, that hits the spot
= now that's how I like my cock
= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me
= liar liar, you told me it was 12in
You're welcome
"
Love this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.
I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.
= what the fuck is that?
= I can't see it yet
= yep, it's a dick
= mmmmmm, that hits the spot
= now that's how I like my cock
= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me
= liar liar, you told me it was 12in
You're welcome
Love this! "
I keep it in my notes to save me typing it out when the question gets asked.
It takes too long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean"
HMS Victory would make bigger waves than a dingy, but not everyone wants to be thrashed about.
I think you'll find that everyone is different OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll measure mine. I'll get back to you with the perfect size.
How many effin times did this have to be asked.
Guys, do you have a 'foto' worthy answer for these anymore. I'm ran out of stupid.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll measure mine. I'll get back to you with the perfect size.
How many effin times did this have to be asked.
Guys, do you have a 'foto' worthy answer for these anymore. I'm ran out of stupid. "
Well that's not very nice, this isn't Panorama you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll measure mine. I'll get back to you with the perfect size.
How many effin times did this have to be asked.
Guys, do you have a 'foto' worthy answer for these anymore. I'm ran out of stupid.
Well that's not very nice, this isn't Panorama you know."
You'd think it was with the amount of investigations into cock size on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on lady's what do you think is the perfect size?
Is it really, it's not the size of the boat it's the Motion of the ocean, or are monsters biggest and best? "
What's yours like? Monsters scare me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on lady's what do you think is the perfect size?
Is it really, it's not the size of the boat it's the Motion of the ocean, or are monsters biggest and best?
What's yours like? Monsters scare me! "
Rawrrrrrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on lady's what do you think is the perfect size?
Is it really, it's not the size of the boat it's the Motion of the ocean, or are monsters biggest and best?
What's yours like? Monsters scare me!
Rawrrrrrrrrr "
Is that the best you can do! You really didn't scare me that much, besides, I'm currently training with Special Forces. I'm a highly skilled bad ass with expert training in hand to hand combat and weaponry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on lady's what do you think is the perfect size?
Is it really, it's not the size of the boat it's the Motion of the ocean, or are monsters biggest and best?
What's yours like? Monsters scare me!
Rawrrrrrrrrr
Is that the best you can do! You really didn't scare me that much, besides, I'm currently training with Special Forces. I'm a highly skilled bad ass with expert training in hand to hand combat and weaponry. "
Hey, i was just testing the waters there. Don't want to scare you too much. Just wait until i get my Godzilla outfit on!!
Hand to hand combat? How about hand to gland? Fully trained in that?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on lady's what do you think is the perfect size?
Is it really, it's not the size of the boat it's the Motion of the ocean, or are monsters biggest and best?
What's yours like? Monsters scare me!
Rawrrrrrrrrr
Is that the best you can do! You really didn't scare me that much, besides, I'm currently training with Special Forces. I'm a highly skilled bad ass with expert training in hand to hand combat and weaponry.
Hey, i was just testing the waters there. Don't want to scare you too much. Just wait until i get my Godzilla outfit on!!
Hand to hand combat? How about hand to gland? Fully trained in that? "
I'm very good with my hands. I learnt to milk a cow at quite a young age. I can also do a five knuckle shuffle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come on lady's what do you think is the perfect size?
Is it really, it's not the size of the boat it's the Motion of the ocean, or are monsters biggest and best?
What's yours like? Monsters scare me!
Rawrrrrrrrrr
Is that the best you can do! You really didn't scare me that much, besides, I'm currently training with Special Forces. I'm a highly skilled bad ass with expert training in hand to hand combat and weaponry.
Hey, i was just testing the waters there. Don't want to scare you too much. Just wait until i get my Godzilla outfit on!!
Hand to hand combat? How about hand to gland? Fully trained in that?
I'm very good with my hands. I learnt to milk a cow at quite a young age. I can also do a five knuckle shuffle "
Intriguing. So did the cow miking give you the skill to be able to use either hand? And are you and to milk a man as quickly as a cow? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll measure mine. I'll get back to you with the perfect size.
How many effin times did this have to be asked.
Guys, do you have a 'foto' worthy answer for these anymore. I'm ran out of stupid.
Well that's not very nice, this isn't Panorama you know."
I figured, I'd have got a better question than, 'how bigs the perfect dick?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cock is quite nice, maybe I'm slightly biased?
Do women prefer cocks that have a bend to them? Maybe they touch different areas while Fucking..
Mines straight as a die, near on perfection.. Imo.. |
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