Why is it

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As soon as I lay down, my cock goes hard.

Like one of those dolls my sister had as a baby that's eyes close when you lay it down.

Nvm

Tmi

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some kind of circulation problem? It doesn't sound normal, that's for sure

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds handy

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ex used to get hard whenever I was making dinner

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My ex used to get hard whenever I was making dinner

I'm not surprised, have you seen how good your bum looks?

By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple over a year ago

dukinfield

"My ex used to get hard whenever I was making dinner

I'm not surprised, have you seen how good your bum looks?

"I'd buy that for a dollar"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My ex used to get hard whenever I was making dinner

I'm not surprised, have you seen how good your bum looks?

Id be in the kitchen and he was in the living room though

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perhaps your manhood pressed against the softness of the cushions get you in the mood, try laying on a sheet of hard plywood.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My ex used to get hard whenever I was making dinner

I'm not surprised, have you seen how good your bum looks?

Id be in the kitchen and he was in the living room though

He must have just loved your cooking