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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks
Asking for a friend"
It means I will just take your cake and leave  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks
Asking for a friend"
Sounds like classic Spanish knob rot....typical symptoms.
(Not to be confused with South American Cock Lurgy...... that's totally different) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks
Asking for a friend"
it's OK that's normal lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks
Asking for a friend
It means I will just take your cake and leave "
Just like all the others  |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks
Asking for a friend"
Means he's caught a cold, Lemsip with boiling water poured in the japs eye should sort it, well you won't be worrying about the pus anyway. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks
Asking for a friend"
Aww little fella has just caught a cold, dip him in a pot of vicks and wrap him in a scarf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Congealed thrush that contains enough probiotic culture to make a few gallons of live yogurt, perhaps?
Tell him to make an appointment at his local gum clinic , only a trained eye can really diagnose . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks
Asking for a friend"
It must be almost Christmas again.... wash time ! |
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"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks
Asking for a friend"
Tell your friend to join the Green Party. The women will love it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks
Asking for a friend
It means I will just take your cake and leave
Just like all the others "
Aww ... ok I will stay and share it with you but after that I'm gone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two paracetamol and a dab of bleach and you'll be good to go.
It's not easy getting two paracetamol up your japseye though  "
Dettol and a bottle brush will do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks
Asking for a friend"
Very worrying ....I suggest amputation  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks
Asking for a friend"
It would make a good dick pic. In glorious technicolor
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks
Asking for a friend
If it's for a friend why have you smelled it  "
Dam did you not do the sniff test before the bro job? |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks
Asking for a friend"
It means you've woken up in a bad dream but still asleep, surrounded by.... small people, all pissed off cos they've been made redundant from Willy Wonkers Chocolate Factory!
The smell... Remember last night whend you got home pissed and said "cook my sock"? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It means everyone's gonna block you. Yes, now go and get it checked out, don't forget to take your friend for moral support"
If people didn't realise this is a joke then they can block me all they want  |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
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Google blue waffle and then diagnose from there.. if you did then that's why it's green and leaky.. if you didn't then run to tesos and but some cocktail umbrella's that should help pull it all out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It means everyone's gonna block you. Yes, now go and get it checked out, don't forget to take your friend for moral support
If people didn't realise this is a joke then they can block me all they want "
He's saying that now but last time he jerked off it was red white and green.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks
Asking for a friend"
Your friend is a lucky guy... Essentially this fluid smells bad to chaps but it's catnip to ladies.
I understand I raises performance too.
He would get himself to a club and some serious pounding done.
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