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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

Read it and weep, losers.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

" Read it and weep, losers.

I want to weep when I walk away, down my thigh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well. You've convinced me! I was runner up of most witty person on Fab in 2015. Our children will be amazing!

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

I'm not looking, does it shine like the opened briefcase in pulp fiction

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

" Read it and weep, losers.

I want to weep when I walk away, down my thigh

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"I'm not looking, does it shine like the opened briefcase in pulp fiction

Not telling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Read it and weep, losers.

Perfect, FAF?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

#winning

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

" Read it and weep, losers.

Perfect, FAF? "

Join the queue of other lucky laydeez

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"#winning"

Comes naturally of course!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Read it and weep, losers.

Perfect, FAF?

Join the queue of other lucky laydeez

Okay I'll get to the back of the line, I'll play with ladies as I wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"#winning

Comes naturally of course! "

I've heard you do. Unless the opportunity is ruined.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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" Read it and weep, losers.

I want to weep when I walk away, down my thigh

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

" Read it and weep, losers.

Thanks but it is copyrighted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't read it I don't like weepy stories

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

You need to lose the full stop before the parantheses. Other than that, you go girl!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

An utter delight to read. Captivating, engaging and totally full of awesomeness. I shall delete mine immediately. Why try to shine in brighter light?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ultimate profiles are like unicorns!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next time I see a "help with my profile" thread I will just tell them to give up. They can only dream of your standards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I won 2016-2017

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All so last year darlings....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Read it and weep, losers.

"We're not worthy, we're not worthy"

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

" Read it and weep, losers.

Perfect, FAF?

Join the queue of other lucky laydeez

Okay I'll get to the back of the line, I'll play with ladies as I wait

It's more of a circle..

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"You need to lose the full stop before the parantheses. Other than that, you go girl!

Done....i think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What was the prize?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

"What was the prize?"

The fabled Golden condom!

Its like bareback.....but without the russian roulette reference.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Read it and weep, losers.

So, like, "last year?"

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

" Read it and weep, losers.

So, like, "last year?""

Yeah. I'm having a shocker this year!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What was the prize?

The fabled Golden condom!

Its like bareback.....but without the russian roulette reference."

You can't mention bare back without a Russian roulette reference...It's not right.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Read it and weep, losers.

So, like, "last year?"

Yeah. I'm having a shocker this year! "

Ditto.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Read it and weep, losers.

So modest.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

" Read it and weep, losers.

So modest.

It's a curse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Read it and weep, losers.

Thanks very much Clem. It's very nice of you to say that about what is obviously my profile.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

" Read it and weep, losers.

Thanks very much Clem. It's very nice of you to say that about what is obviously my profile."

Lol I'm always using your profile Jim. I print it out...on triple quilted paper....

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

Now with the ultimate avatar!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Read it and weep, losers.

I want to weep when I walk away, down my thigh

This has to be one of the best replies I've ever read.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London

" Now with the ultimate avatar!

Trying to win the 2017-2018 award?

I support you with my weeping avatar.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

" Now with the ultimate avatar!

Trying to win the 2017-2018 award?

I support you with my weeping avatar."

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

" Now with the ultimate avatar!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Read it and weep, losers.

Thanks very much Clem. It's very nice of you to say that about what is obviously my profile.

Lol I'm always using your profile Jim. I print it out...on triple quilted paper....

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's totes 'mazeballs

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple over a year ago

dukinfield

"I won 2016-2017

I've just seen your beautiful pics for the first time and I think you've just won forever!

Amazing x AJ

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