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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well it's not been done for sometime...
So lovely Fabbers, Do you Fancy a fuck?
NB; This is a light hearted thread... you all know what to do.
Have fun!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it's not been done for sometime...
So lovely Fabbers, Do you Fancy a fuck?
NB; This is a light hearted thread... you all know what to do.
Have fun!
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Oh hell yeah...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well it's not been done for sometime...
So lovely Fabbers, Do you Fancy a fuck?
NB; This is a light hearted thread... you all know what to do.
Have fun!
Oh hell yeah... "
I knew you wouldn't let me down Minxy you sexy lady   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My vag is still smoking from last night. I'll get back to you in a few days. "
Sounds like someone had fun.
OP - yes I do. Lots of kissing needed to start with.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My vag is still smoking from last night. I'll get back to you in a few days.
Sounds like someone had fun.
OP - yes I do. Lots of kissing needed to start with. "
Oh kisses are a must  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could i just have a lazy BJ? oh and if the kettles going on....1 sweetener please...trying to watch my weight
Ta x"
I'll give you a lazy bj as long as I can give you a lazy (not lousy ) shag afterwards!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been feeling horny all day. . . Would love a satisfying fuck
Oh and beverages "
I'll be over shortly. Can't guarantee anything but I'll bring some beverages!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Na can't be arsed
Tea then?
Oooh I'd love a cuppa
Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread
Now you're talking
Yes please.
I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone? "
Oh wait, if there's biscuits I dont faf. The biscuits will do! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Na can't be arsed
Tea then?
Oooh I'd love a cuppa
Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread
Now you're talking
Yes please.
I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone? "
Best dunking biscuits in my opinion  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Na can't be arsed
Tea then?
Oooh I'd love a cuppa
Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread
Now you're talking
Yes please.
I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone?
Oh wait, if there's biscuits I dont faf. The biscuits will do! "
Well I'll just enjoy the biscuits too then....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coffee please
A fuck..meh I've given up
....that's not the attitude I want to hear Miss H... let's see if we can do something about it
Sorry I don't like tea, such poor attitude
I'm doing something about it fear not "
Pleased to hear it....and tut tut on the tea..  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Na can't be arsed
Tea then?
Oooh I'd love a cuppa
Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread
Now you're talking
Yes please.
I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone?
Oh wait, if there's biscuits I dont faf. The biscuits will do!
Well I'll just enjoy the biscuits too then.... "
I've made plenty  |
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"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please "
Oooo yeah, that sounds fabulous! Good call!
And I kind of do FaF but only a gentle one, still recovering from last night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please
Oooo yeah, that sounds fabulous! Good call!
And I kind of do FaF but only a gentle one, still recovering from last night." Rough night ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Na can't be arsed
Tea then?
Oooh I'd love a cuppa
Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread
Now you're talking
Yes please.
I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone?
Oh wait, if there's biscuits I dont faf. The biscuits will do!
Well I'll just enjoy the biscuits too then....
I've made plenty "
Choc hobnobs perchance?...  |
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"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please
FTFY I make the best hot chocolate May I sample please ? "
Of course, my caramel hot chocolate is particularly scrumptious  |
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"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please
Oooo yeah, that sounds fabulous! Good call!
And I kind of do FaF but only a gentle one, still recovering from last night. Rough night ??"
Hmmm yesss  |
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"Na can't be arsed
Tea then?
Oooh I'd love a cuppa
Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread
Now you're talking
Yes please.
I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone?
Oh wait, if there's biscuits I dont faf. The biscuits will do!
Well I'll just enjoy the biscuits too then....
I've made plenty
Choc hobnobs perchance?... "
I'm going to the shop on the way home now  |
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"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please
FTFY I make the best hot chocolate May I sample please ?
Of course, my caramel hot chocolate is particularly scrumptious Ooooh I'm partial to caramel "
Your wish is my command  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please
FTFY I make the best hot chocolate
I've got cream. " Squirty ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please
FTFY I make the best hot chocolate
I've got cream. Squirty ?? "
Of course. It just needs shaking first.  |
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"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please
FTFY I make the best hot chocolate
I've got cream. Squirty ??
Of course. It just needs shaking first. "
I wondered how long it would take for you to get your cream out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please
FTFY I make the best hot chocolate
I've got cream. Squirty ??
Of course. It just needs shaking first.
I wondered how long it would take for you to get your cream out "
At every opportunity.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please
FTFY I make the best hot chocolate
I've got cream. Squirty ??
Of course. It just needs shaking first. " I like a good hand shake  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Na can't be arsed
Tea then?
Oooh I'd love a cuppa
Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread
Now you're talking
Yes please.
I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone?
Oh wait, if there's biscuits I dont faf. The biscuits will do!
Well I'll just enjoy the biscuits too then....
I've made plenty
Choc hobnobs perchance?... "
I can make them chocolate ones |
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"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please
FTFY I make the best hot chocolate
I've got cream. Squirty ??
Of course. It just needs shaking first.
I wondered how long it would take for you to get your cream out
At every opportunity. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!?
I said yes.
I have a strap on too
And biscuits "
Can I bring sexybrunette? I mean, I liked her offer....but you have biscuits.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!?
I said yes.
I have a strap on too
And biscuits
Can I bring sexybrunette? I mean, I liked her offer....but you have biscuits..... "
Fickle woman  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!?
I said yes.
I have a strap on too
And biscuits
Can I bring sexybrunette? I mean, I liked her offer....but you have biscuits.....
Of course you can "
Yay  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!?
I said yes.
I have a strap on too
And biscuits
Can I bring sexybrunette? I mean, I liked her offer....but you have biscuits.....
Of course you can
Yay "
Can I watch?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok, what do I need to do to get a fuck around here?
Grow a vag.
Can you get them at the Garden Centre? "
Will it need miracal-grow all purpose? Watered and talked to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, what do I need to do to get a fuck around here?
Grow a vag.
Can you get them at the Garden Centre?
Will it need miracal-grow all purpose? Watered and talked to "
Depends if it is a full bush  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could i just have a lazy BJ? oh and if the kettles going on....1 sweetener please...trying to watch my weight
Ta x
I'll give you a lazy bj as long as I can give you a lazy (not lousy ) shag afterwards!!! "
I'm on the way! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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NB; This is a light hearted thread... you all know what to do.
Yes op, I now fancy a light hearted FAF. "
Well seeing as it's Friday...it would be rude not too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
NB; This is a light hearted thread... you all know what to do.
Yes op, I now fancy a light hearted FAF.
Well seeing as it's Friday...it would be rude not too "
Yes.
*fist pump.  |
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