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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well it's not been done for sometime...

So lovely Fabbers, Do you Fancy a fuck?

NB; This is a light hearted thread... you all know what to do.

Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes please faf

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Na can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Na can't be arsed"

Tea then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well it's not been done for sometime...

So lovely Fabbers, Do you Fancy a fuck?

NB; This is a light hearted thread... you all know what to do.

Have fun!

"

Oh hell yeah...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Na can't be arsed

Tea then? "

Oooh I'd love a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Na can't be arsed

Tea then?

Oooh I'd love a cuppa "

Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will put on the kettle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My vag is still smoking from last night. I'll get back to you in a few days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well it's not been done for sometime...

So lovely Fabbers, Do you Fancy a fuck?

NB; This is a light hearted thread... you all know what to do.

Have fun!

Oh hell yeah... "

I knew you wouldn't let me down Minxy you sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Na can't be arsed

Tea then?

Oooh I'd love a cuppa

Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread "

Now you're talking

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I will put on the kettle "

You're making them right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My vag is still smoking from last night. I'll get back to you in a few days. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My vag is still smoking from last night. I'll get back to you in a few days. "

Sounds like someone had fun.

OP - yes I do. Lots of kissing needed to start with.

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By *ny1localMan  over a year ago

READING

OK,if I don't have to leave the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My vag is still smoking from last night. I'll get back to you in a few days.

Sounds like someone had fun.

OP - yes I do. Lots of kissing needed to start with. "

Oh kisses are a must

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Coffee please

A fuck..meh I've given up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes op f a f, green tea for me please il bring a nice Victoria sponge cake

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By *igboobstCouple  over a year ago

barrow

Fuck yeah we do we

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Plenty of people I would be happy to help out on here f a f

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Next week. Plug me in, i need recharging. .

Can we have a FAFNW thread? *next week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Coffee please

A fuck..meh I've given up "

....that's not the attitude I want to hear Miss H... let's see if we can do something about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Next week. Plug me in, i need recharging. .

Can we have a FAFNW thread? *next week. "

Duly noted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been feeling horny all day. . . Would love a satisfying fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been feeling horny all day. . . Would love a satisfying fuck "

Oh and beverages

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

I've been horny since this morning so yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Been feeling horny all day. . . Would love a satisfying fuck

Oh and beverages "

I know the feeling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's been ages. Not sure I even remember what's involved

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

A snog would be nice.... Been a while.... Siiiigh....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could i just have a lazy BJ? oh and if the kettles going on....1 sweetener please...trying to watch my weight

Ta x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could i just have a lazy BJ? oh and if the kettles going on....1 sweetener please...trying to watch my weight

Ta x"

I'll give you a lazy bj as long as I can give you a lazy (not lousy ) shag afterwards!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well seeing as we had a meet this morning we'll pass. But did someone say tea?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes please, I always FAF. I have however had lots of fucks earlier

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cup of tea would be great thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What is this???

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By *ourHotSpotMan  over a year ago

Horny Hornchurch


"Yes please, I always FAF. I have however had lots of fucks earlier "

Lucky you

It's seems to be way to long for me, so i shall participate in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I will put on the kettle

You're making them right? "

Yes. I am making them as well, 2 sugars?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been horny since this morning so yes please! "

Oh hi

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"I've been horny since this morning so yes please!

Oh hi "

Hey you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"Coffee please

A fuck..meh I've given up

....that's not the attitude I want to hear Miss H... let's see if we can do something about it "

Sorry I don't like tea, such poor attitude

I'm doing something about it fear not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do...I really really do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been feeling horny all day. . . Would love a satisfying fuck

Oh and beverages "

I'll be over shortly. Can't guarantee anything but I'll bring some beverages!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh I do FaF

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not right now, I'm tired.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry for sounding stupid, but what's FAF

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry for sounding stupid, but what's FAF "

Fast and furiously.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Heavens to Betsy YES!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been waiting all day, someone only had to ask

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry for sounding stupid, but what's FAF

Fast and furiously. "

I'm in lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"I do...I really really do "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No

Think I have hebola

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just the one?

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Na can't be arsed

Tea then?

Oooh I'd love a cuppa

Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread

Now you're talking "

Yes please.

I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone?

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By *ribsaMan  over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Always FaF

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Na can't be arsed

Tea then?

Oooh I'd love a cuppa

Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread

Now you're talking

Yes please.

I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone? "

Oh wait, if there's biscuits I dont faf. The biscuits will do!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes.

Hopefully tmrw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd be up for a night of cocktails. Much tastier than tea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not today thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me please "

My bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Na can't be arsed

Tea then?

Oooh I'd love a cuppa

Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread

Now you're talking

Yes please.

I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone? "

Best dunking biscuits in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Of course I do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I F.A.F with my wand today, that thing is impulsive

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I do...I really really do "

You do.....even if I do a trout pout?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I F.A.F with my wand today, that thing is impulsive "

Wands are the best inventory sexual device that yhave ever been made

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd love one.

Any horny ladies FAF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Na can't be arsed

Tea then?

Oooh I'd love a cuppa

Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread

Now you're talking

Yes please.

I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone?

Oh wait, if there's biscuits I dont faf. The biscuits will do! "

Well I'll just enjoy the biscuits too then....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where are all the coffee drinkers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Heavens to Betsy YES!"

Oh this is a fantastically cheery answer and I love it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I F.A.F with my wand today, that thing is impulsive

Wands are the best inventory sexual device that yhave ever been made "

I'll second this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? "
Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Coffee please

A fuck..meh I've given up

....that's not the attitude I want to hear Miss H... let's see if we can do something about it

Sorry I don't like tea, such poor attitude

I'm doing something about it fear not "

Pleased to hear it....and tut tut on the tea..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? "

My kinda guy....well not like that but, youve got good taste

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who am I, to say no..?

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Na can't be arsed

Tea then?

Oooh I'd love a cuppa

Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread

Now you're talking

Yes please.

I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone?

Oh wait, if there's biscuits I dont faf. The biscuits will do!

Well I'll just enjoy the biscuits too then.... "

I've made plenty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would be rude not too

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I will put on the kettle "

Did you bring Haribos?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I will put on the kettle

Did you bring Haribos? "

Oh yes now this is a good question

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By *ollymollWoman  over a year ago

Stockport


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please "

Oooo yeah, that sounds fabulous! Good call!

And I kind of do FaF but only a gentle one, still recovering from last night.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No

Think I have hebola "

Is that the Spanish Flu?

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please "

FTFY I make the best hot chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please

Oooo yeah, that sounds fabulous! Good call!

And I kind of do FaF but only a gentle one, still recovering from last night."

Rough night ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please

FTFY I make the best hot chocolate "

May I sample please ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No

Think I have hebola

Is that the Spanish Flu?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Na can't be arsed

Tea then?

Oooh I'd love a cuppa

Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread

Now you're talking

Yes please.

I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone?

Oh wait, if there's biscuits I dont faf. The biscuits will do!

Well I'll just enjoy the biscuits too then....

I've made plenty "

Choc hobnobs perchance?...

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By *loswingersCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester


"Well it's not been done for sometime...

So lovely Fabbers, Do you Fancy a fuck?

NB; This is a light hearted thread... you all know what to do.

Have fun!

"

With you op .... yes indeed

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please

FTFY I make the best hot chocolate May I sample please ? "

Of course, my caramel hot chocolate is particularly scrumptious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Na..... not in the mood or feeling horny at the moment which is very unusual for me!!!

Though having said that, I'm always open to persuasion if you are 'skilled' enough lol!!

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By *ollymollWoman  over a year ago

Stockport


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please

Oooo yeah, that sounds fabulous! Good call!

And I kind of do FaF but only a gentle one, still recovering from last night. Rough night ??"

Hmmm yesss

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"Na can't be arsed

Tea then?

Oooh I'd love a cuppa

Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread

Now you're talking

Yes please.

I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone?

Oh wait, if there's biscuits I dont faf. The biscuits will do!

Well I'll just enjoy the biscuits too then....

I've made plenty

Choc hobnobs perchance?... "

I'm going to the shop on the way home now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please

FTFY I make the best hot chocolate May I sample please ?

Of course, my caramel hot chocolate is particularly scrumptious "

Ooooh I'm partial to caramel

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please

FTFY I make the best hot chocolate May I sample please ?

Of course, my caramel hot chocolate is particularly scrumptious Ooooh I'm partial to caramel "

Your wish is my command

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please

FTFY I make the best hot chocolate "

I've got cream.

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By *rishman75Man  over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Ah go on then I'll give this a twirl x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ah go on then I'll give this a twirl x"
Twirls dunked in a hot chocolate is absolute food porn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please

FTFY I make the best hot chocolate

I've got cream. "

Squirty ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please

FTFY I make the best hot chocolate

I've got cream. Squirty ?? "

Of course. It just needs shaking first.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ah go on then I'll give this a twirl x Twirls dunked in a hot chocolate is absolute food porn "

Now you're talking!

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please

FTFY I make the best hot chocolate

I've got cream. Squirty ??

Of course. It just needs shaking first. "

I wondered how long it would take for you to get your cream out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please

FTFY I make the best hot chocolate

I've got cream. Squirty ??

Of course. It just needs shaking first.

I wondered how long it would take for you to get your cream out "

At every opportunity.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please

FTFY I make the best hot chocolate

I've got cream. Squirty ??

Of course. It just needs shaking first. "

I like a good hand shake

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"Well it's not been done for sometime...

So lovely Fabbers, Do you Fancy a fuck?

"

Yes.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"Well it's not been done for sometime...

So lovely Fabbers, Do you Fancy a fuck?

Yes."

Grrr

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Na can't be arsed

Tea then?

Oooh I'd love a cuppa

Perhaps it should be a FAF+Beverages thread

Now you're talking

Yes please.

I've just made biscuits.. Hobnob anyone?

Oh wait, if there's biscuits I dont faf. The biscuits will do!

Well I'll just enjoy the biscuits too then....

I've made plenty

Choc hobnobs perchance?... "

I can make them chocolate ones

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always fancy some good fucking

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Where are all the coffee drinkers? Give me a hot chocolate with squirty cream on top please

FTFY I make the best hot chocolate

I've got cream. Squirty ??

Of course. It just needs shaking first.

I wondered how long it would take for you to get your cream out

At every opportunity. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone fancy it ?

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By *ucilleWoman  over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

OK, I'll give it a go.

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By *lmostthereMan  over a year ago

Southampton

Ahhh twist my arm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Throw in licking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Throw in licking "

Sluuuuuurrrrrrrpppp!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Throw in licking

Sluuuuuurrrrrrrpppp!! "

Can I just lick you all over?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Throw in licking

Sluuuuuurrrrrrrpppp!!

Can I just lick you all over? "

Both of us?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Throw in licking

Sluuuuuurrrrrrrpppp!! "

Can I join in?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Throw in licking

Sluuuuuurrrrrrrpppp!!

Can I just lick you all over?

Both of us?! "

I'm happy to lick both of you, if you are both up for it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!? "

I have a strap on?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!? "

Do I need to tell you? I thought you knew by now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fancy a cookie thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!?

I have a strap on? "

Perfect

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!? "

I said yes.

I have a strap on too

And biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!?

I have a strap on?

Perfect "

Can I watch... please ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!?

I said yes.

I have a strap on too

And biscuits "

Can I bring sexybrunette? I mean, I liked her offer....but you have biscuits.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been a long day can I have a 68 ...that's a 69 but I'll owe you one

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By *ojo risinMan  over a year ago

bolton

Sign me up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok, what do I need to do to get a fuck around here?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!?

I said yes.

I have a strap on too

And biscuits "

I'll have the biscuits please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!?

I said yes.

I have a strap on too

And biscuits

Can I bring sexybrunette? I mean, I liked her offer....but you have biscuits..... "

Fickle woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why not!

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!?

I said yes.

I have a strap on too

And biscuits

Can I bring sexybrunette? I mean, I liked her offer....but you have biscuits..... "

Of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!?

I said yes.

I have a strap on too

And biscuits

Can I bring sexybrunette? I mean, I liked her offer....but you have biscuits.....

Of course you can "

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Excuse me!! Why has no one fucked me yet?!?

I said yes.

I have a strap on too

And biscuits

Can I bring sexybrunette? I mean, I liked her offer....but you have biscuits.....

Of course you can

Yay "

Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will even bring my own biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmmm I could do with a hard, heavy, sensual session

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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I'll bring donuts, seemed to work last time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want snuggles and someone to stroke my hair while I fall asleep please

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I want snuggles and someone to stroke my hair while I fall asleep please "

I can do that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want snuggles and someone to stroke my hair while I fall asleep please

I can do that "

Thank you lovely that would be so kind of you

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I want snuggles and someone to stroke my hair while I fall asleep please

I can do that

Thank you lovely that would be so kind of you "

Snuggle in my bussom and I'll stroke your hair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, what do I need to do to get a fuck around here? "

Hmmm seems like I need to go fuck myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, what do I need to do to get a fuck around here? "

Grow a vag.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, what do I need to do to get a fuck around here?

Grow a vag. "

Can you get them at the Garden Centre?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now I'm thinking about donuts ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok, what do I need to do to get a fuck around here?

Grow a vag.

Can you get them at the Garden Centre? "

Will it need miracal-grow all purpose? Watered and talked to

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Now I'm thinking about donuts ffs"

Oh I could have bought you some

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By *inzi LTV/TS  over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Only if there isn't a £1 delivery charge like Just Eat!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you deliver or do I have to collect?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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I always deliver

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is that a promise?

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By *obwithkiltMan  over a year ago

Belton

I do FAF

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, what do I need to do to get a fuck around here?

Grow a vag.

Can you get them at the Garden Centre?

Will it need miracal-grow all purpose? Watered and talked to "

Depends if it is a full bush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always FaF"

I prefer TU.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always deliver doughnuts. "

FIFY

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I always deliver doughnuts.

FIFY"

It's true, picking them is the challenge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always deliver doughnuts.

FIFY

It's true, picking them is the challenge "

I know, I know. I'm so fussy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I always deliver doughnuts.

FIFY

It's true, picking them is the challenge

I know, I know. I'm so fussy "

I made sacrifices that day, actually...so did you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could i just have a lazy BJ? oh and if the kettles going on....1 sweetener please...trying to watch my weight

Ta x

I'll give you a lazy bj as long as I can give you a lazy (not lousy ) shag afterwards!!! "

I'm on the way! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go on then. It is Friday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

NB; This is a light hearted thread... you all know what to do.

"

Yes op, I now fancy a light hearted FAF.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

NB; This is a light hearted thread... you all know what to do.

Yes op, I now fancy a light hearted FAF. "

Well seeing as it's Friday...it would be rude not too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

NB; This is a light hearted thread... you all know what to do.

Yes op, I now fancy a light hearted FAF.

Well seeing as it's Friday...it would be rude not too "

Yes.

*fist pump.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ok I'll add the 'Beverages' in too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok I'll add the 'Beverages' in too "
absolutely, FAF

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