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How can you fuck up a cup of tea?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nearly every person alive fucks up the tea because they pour the still boiling water onto the tea bag.
I always wait a minute after the kettle has boiled. No burning my tea leaves thank you very much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Milk in first. Fucking hell. Who is still doing that.
Hello ....*waving*
Oh no. You're getting a sacred ritual totally wrong!
Fanks  "
cute hiney by the way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Milk in first. Fucking hell. Who is still doing that.
Hello ....*waving*
Wierdo! By the way, do you meet?  "
I reckon shes a meeter. I havent read her profile but I reckon it states that she loves to meet..   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Milk in first. Fucking hell. Who is still doing that.
Hello ....*waving*
Wierdo! By the way, do you meet?
I reckon shes a meeter. I havent read her profile but I reckon it states that she loves to meet.. "
Maybe you should  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who doesn't like tea or coffee? Pitch forks and torches away please"
I don't enjoy hot drinks, never have. Can't stand the taste of coffee. Tea to me is something that compliments something. I drink tea with toast, bacon butties, fry ups only |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nearly every person alive fucks up the tea because they pour the still boiling water onto the tea bag.
I always wait a minute after the kettle has boiled. No burning my tea leaves thank you very much."
Home team gets the ball right in the back corner .....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nearly every person alive fucks up the tea because they pour the still boiling water onto the tea bag.
I always wait a minute after the kettle has boiled. No burning my tea leaves thank you very much."
Ah now I understood it was coffee that burned - but tea required boiling water? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nearly every person alive fucks up the tea because they pour the still boiling water onto the tea bag.
I always wait a minute after the kettle has boiled. No burning my tea leaves thank you very much."
It's that right? Fuck. No wonder I'm single. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've seen somebody rip open the bag and poor tea leaves into the cup. I don't know if it was a wind up or how he genuinely made tea but I almost passed out with laughter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Teabag in mug, add a splash of milk, pour on boiling water, leave to brew for 2-3 mins, squidge bag against side of mug before removing...and enjoy  "
1. Boil water
2 Whilst water is boiling grab cup/mug
3. Put tea bag in cup/mug
4. Whilst grabbing the milk from the fridge, spot the wine
5. Think "sod it" and drink wine
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Teabag in mug, add a splash of milk, pour on boiling water, leave to brew for 2-3 mins, squidge bag against side of mug before removing...and enjoy "
With a couple of Rich Tea's  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whilst kettle is boiling I put the teabag in the mug with 2 sugars then add a splash of milk (2 and coo) i then pour in the boiled water leaving it for a minute then swirl and squeeze the bag for as much flavour as possible, then i enjoy with a penguin biscuit biting off the two opposite corners and using it as a straw gotta be quick though because within seconds it starts to melt from the inside out which is when you shove the whole thing in your mouth whilst it melts away... try not to cum |
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"Nearly every person alive fucks up the tea because they pour the still boiling water onto the tea bag.
I always wait a minute after the kettle has boiled. No burning my tea leaves thank you very much."
That's how I was taught to make it off to experiment  |
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" I once made a cup of lemon herbal tea for somebody and put milk in it didn't look too good but think he was to polite to say anything n drank it"
I did that once with green tea.. no wonder i switched over to coffee.. |
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"The folk that dip the tea bag in for a millisecond and think that is a brew!!! REALLY?!!  ....
It doesn't bother me though."
I prefer my tea from a teapot.
I also like fresh tea in a diffuser.
Where is Hatter. He would approve of such things
Oh and it absolutely must be in a China teacup |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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Heat your teapot with boiling water. Tip that water away and place two teabags in the teapot. Pour on water, just off the boil. Leave to steep for around three minutes. Add a splash of milk to a China teacup. Pour on the tea. Perfect!
Now drink with pinkie finger of right hand aloft obviously |
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Tiny splash of milk in with the tea bag, THEN the boiling water.
Leave the tea bag in while drinking.
I did this even when I worked in a café and have NEVER had any complaints. I make a banging cup of tea - In fact, customers often used to request that it was me who made their cuppas.
So yeah, milk-first-weirdo here too!
- Amy. x |
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"The folk that dip the tea bag in for a millisecond and think that is a brew!!! REALLY?!! ....
It doesn't bother me though."
My ex tried this as the whole "Make a shit cup of tea and you'll never be asked to do it again" thing.
I sent his arse back to the kitchen... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?
Dad: Because your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter.
Son: Thanks dad,
Dad: No problem Alan"
It took me a while to get but |
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"Nearly every person alive fucks up the tea because they pour the still boiling water onto the tea bag.
I always wait a minute after the kettle has boiled. No burning my tea leaves thank you very much."
Actually that is incorrect
Coffee can indeed be scorched and sub boiling water is advised as coffee does become bitter if burnt
tea however requires water near 100 degrees to truly extract all the flavours . The reason milk was added first was with very hot tea when made correctly in a pot if fine China did not contain milk first it would crack from the heat hence the pretence concerning milk first
At Everest base camp water cannot reach 100 and it is said it is impossible to make a "good" cup of tea
Based upon research regarding average brew time less than a minute most mainstream tea bags are made with the tea chopped too fine hence if over brewed a stewed harsh taste will occur , more coarse chopped leaves brewed with boiling water at sea level for 3 ish minutes make a more smooth
taste but with a full rounded
flavour then if the tea is that good why add milk 
Me I drink espresso, roo Bush which I leave the bags in the pot , hibiscus tea , the same and usually an earl grey from wittard
I also like a mug of sweet milky builders tea as a drink but not for a refined "tea"taste |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nearly every person alive fucks up the tea because they pour the still boiling water onto the tea bag.
I always wait a minute after the kettle has boiled. No burning my tea leaves thank you very much.
It's that right? Fuck. No wonder I'm single. "
There has to be some reason. Im baffled |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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I haven't had a cup of tea for about 2 years because someone made one for me when I'd just got over a chest infection, and I really fancied one. It looked like murky dish water and didn't taste any better. Nearly vommed.
Fresh coffee for me, never fucked up  |
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