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A hybrid of 20 Questions and Mastermind
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"What am I having for dinner?
Fig rolls and chocolate spread.
PS the intention was to ask questions abou ME, but carry on.
oh.
Ok, do you dye your hair or is that your natural colour?"
100% natural, no dye ever, and if there are any blondey bits, i swear it's not wool. |
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"do you have more than one profile.
your avatar,always looks suspiciously familiar.hmmmmmmm
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Soz, wasnt paying attention.
Yep, got twins, triplets, seventy three cosuins twice removed, ( one of em forcibly ) and 19 great aunts. Though they really are all balck these days. |
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"whose going to come and cook my dinner
me karen, i am a chef and in banbury soon , errr not sure if its anywhere near you , lol"
Im miles from banbury but i dont mind you travelling lol. Ive just eaten it and burnt the roof of my mouth as well |
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over a year ago
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"whose going to come and cook my dinner
me karen, i am a chef and in banbury soon , errr not sure if its anywhere near you , lol
Im miles from banbury but i dont mind you travelling lol. Ive just eaten it and burnt the roof of my mouth as well"
mmm concidering you tick all my little fetish boxes of a perfect woman , i might take you up on that , err if you say so ,
is that enough arse licking karen , lol |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
hypothetical question.
say for example,you borrowed your mates rug (sheepskin),and you accidentally got a stain on it.
its a coffee stain cough,cough,so no matter how hard you scrub,that stain just wont come out,(hypothetically).
would you,just send it back,stained,and say nothing.
own up,and say you had spilt coffee on it,cough,cough.
or say fuck it,i'm keeping that sheepskin rug.
hypothetically,the answer is,i'm keeping,that hypothetical sheepskin rug.
ffs it's sheepskin.
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Good news Saucy.
I'm pleased to be able to say that I now have six small lambskin rugs leaping around my lounge. Four white and two, erm coffee colured.
Am I correct in thinking that tradition dictates you get first pick? |
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"hypothetical question.
say for example,you borrowed your mates rug (sheepskin),and you accidentally got a stain on it.
its a coffee stain cough,cough,so no matter how hard you scrub,that stain just wont come out,(hypothetically).
would you,just send it back,stained,and say nothing.
own up,and say you had spilt coffee on it,cough,cough.
or say fuck it,i'm keeping that sheepskin rug.
hypothetically,the answer is,i'm keeping,that hypothetical sheepskin rug.
ffs it's sheepskin.
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go get a new sheep and a pair of clippers  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
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go get a new sheep and a pair of clippers "
it's ok,happy days,mushy's breeding them coffee stained colour now.
when i'm with a sheep,it's not shearing i'm thinking about.
although it does start with sh and finish in ing. |
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go get a new sheep and a pair of clippers
it's ok,happy days,mushy's breeding them coffee stained colour now.
when i'm with a sheep,it's not shearing i'm thinking about.
although it does start with sh and finish in ing. "
gives a whole new meaning to sheep dip
Settle village fayre, lucky dip £1, for ewe sir |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
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go get a new sheep and a pair of clippers
it's ok,happy days,mushy's breeding them coffee stained colour now.
when i'm with a sheep,it's not shearing i'm thinking about.
although it does start with sh and finish in ing.
gives a whole new meaning to sheep dip
Settle village fayre, lucky dip £1, for ewe sir"
ooooo aarrrr.
it's not the dogs,that worry the sheep,around here,i can tell you.  |
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