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"your help.
I may commit a crime.
Will you be my alibi? What were we doing? "
We are baking focaccia and ciabatta bread in the Aga, our faces are covered in flour and you have my floor dusty hand prints on your bum and my boxers are full of semolina floor.  |
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"We were in my bed cuddling 
And watching first dates, I'll delay the crime commiting 
Yes. See I'm not a bad influence 
Come with me. Orange is the new black "
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"I'll need to know more about the crime. No point having an alibi if t won't hold up 
Cold blooded murder.
With the carving knife in the dining room.
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I hope this is after I've used it for the dinner  |
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Putting out a fire in an orphanage shortly after giving blood.
Once it was out we continued our around the world charity bike tour to help people with disadvantaged teeth.
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"I'll need to know more about the crime. No point having an alibi if t won't hold up
Cold blooded murder.
With the carving knife in the dining room.
"
Gotcha
Did you lay plastic for the blood? And is the body gone or still there? |
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"I'll need to know more about the crime. No point having an alibi if t won't hold up
Cold blooded murder.
With the carving knife in the dining room.
Gotcha
Did you lay plastic for the blood? And is the body gone or still there?"
It went...what happened in heartbroken |
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"I'll need to know more about the crime. No point having an alibi if t won't hold up
Cold blooded murder.
With the carving knife in the dining room.
Gotcha
Did you lay plastic for the blood? And is the body gone or still there?
It went...what happened in heartbroken "
As long as you control your own security cameras we were shopping for shoes |
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