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"I've stood on a plug, and got my nipple caught in an epilator (not simultaneously) and can confirm the plug, much as it hurt, was preferable 
Why on earth was you epilating you nipples???  "
Ha ha  .... I was bending down to do my legs! |
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard 
Kneeling on carpet gripper "
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan  |
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper "
Aaaaargh!! I actually grimaced for real reading that |
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan "
sounds like you wanted him to though |
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan "
Admit it! You were disappointed too!   |
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan "
Did you want it? Fucking savage you are |
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Lego walk of death
Kicking the bed at 3am in the dark and half asleep...waking up to find white sheets are blood soaked because you actually did a lot of damage
Veet on the arse....why did someone invent that stuff?
In all seriousness, liquid sugar on skin....that shit is fucking painful |
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"Lego walk of death
Kicking the bed at 3am in the dark and half asleep...waking up to find white sheets are blood soaked because you actually did a lot of damage
Veet on the arse....why did someone invent that stuff?
In all seriousness, liquid sugar on skin....that shit is fucking painful "
Veet is brutal....anywhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan
Admit it! You were disappointed too! "
I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan
Did you want it? Fucking savage you are "
Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures!  |
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan
Admit it! You were disappointed too!
I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse "
I offered |
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan
Did you want it? Fucking savage you are
Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures! "
I quite fancy being goaded |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan
Admit it! You were disappointed too!
I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse
I offered "
And I said yes! Still waiting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan
Did you want it? Fucking savage you are
Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures!
I quite fancy being goaded "
Bite me? Hard? |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan
Admit it! You were disappointed too!
I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse "
Having a carpet fitted next week, just saying like
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan
Admit it! You were disappointed too!
I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse
Having a carpet fitted next week, just saying like
S"
 my bruises from Friday have already faded...I'm sad  |
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan
Did you want it? Fucking savage you are
Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures!
I quite fancy being goaded
Bite me? Hard? "
I like sinking my teeth and nails in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan
Admit it! You were disappointed too!
I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse "
I have a belt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan
Did you want it? Fucking savage you are
Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures!
I quite fancy being goaded
Bite me? Hard?
I like sinking my teeth and nails in "
Only if I can bite back, I have a thing for biting at minute  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan
Did you want it? Fucking savage you are
Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures!
I quite fancy being goaded
Bite me? Hard?
I like sinking my teeth and nails in "
Oh please do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard "
Jumping off a one-storey roof onto a plank with a 4 inch nail sticking out of it and then looking at the tip of the nail after its gone through your welly and foot. God that hurt. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan
Admit it! You were disappointed too!
I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse
Having a carpet fitted next week, just saying like
S
my bruises from Friday have already faded...I'm sad "
H's marks from her last caning lasted well over a week & the pics were rejected by the mods here. Oops
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Jumping off a one-storey roof onto a plank with a 4 inch nail sticking out of it and then looking at the tip of the nail after its gone through your welly and foot. God that hurt."
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By (user no longer on site)
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Touching the dent on the top of a metal electric cooker top. Admiring the odd white marks and then brain eventually registering the pain of leaving ones finger tips behind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard
Kneeling on carpet gripper
I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan
Admit it! You were disappointed too!
I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse
Having a carpet fitted next week, just saying like
S
my bruises from Friday have already faded...I'm sad
H's marks from her last caning lasted well over a week & the pics were rejected by the mods here. Oops
S"
Mine won't get accepted on here even in private, some have |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Not looking when using the staple gun and getting that bit of skin between your finger and thumb 
I like a staple gun! "
I was on a building site once when someone fired a nailgun into a concrete pillar forgetting there was a steel RSJ underneath.
Interesting walk to Lewisham hospital to have said nail removed from my shoulder blade after it went full depth in. I just wanted it pulled out with pliers but the wimps on site were having none of it.
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo
Pervert
Hell it only touches the surface on here!
I know.you my friend are twisted "
I love you honey  however yes I am dark and twisted and I like it. |
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo
Pervert
Hell it only touches the surface on here!
I know.you my friend are twisted
I love you honey however yes I am dark and twisted and I like it. "
I'm sweetness and light
We are the perfect combination |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo
Pervert
Hell it only touches the surface on here!
I know.you my friend are twisted
I love you honey however yes I am dark and twisted and I like it.
I'm sweetness and light
We are the perfect combination "
Fancy sitting on my face? |
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Get ready to wince....
A sharp fingernail, slicing part way through your frenulum on an inward thrust is mighty painful, then stings worse than you can imagine when it gets a soaking in her juices. Oh and it bells like you've sliced through an artery....! Was out of action for about three weeks....!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo
Pervert
Hell it only touches the surface on here!
I know.you my friend are twisted
I love you honey however yes I am dark and twisted and I like it.
I'm sweetness and light
We are the perfect combination
Fancy sitting on my face? "
I have room for two on my body, hopefully you both need a seat! |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Get ready to wince....
A sharp fingernail, slicing part way through your frenulum on an inward thrust is mighty painful, then stings worse than you can imagine when it gets a soaking in her juices. Oh and it bells like you've sliced through an artery....! Was out of action for about three weeks....!!! "
Haha, I have a nice scar on mine where a stray hair sliced through it like a razorblade on a vigorous thrust & yep it bled like a motherfucker!!
I'm a bit wary of playing with hairy Mary's now
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get ready to wince....
A sharp fingernail, slicing part way through your frenulum on an inward thrust is mighty painful, then stings worse than you can imagine when it gets a soaking in her juices. Oh and it bells like you've sliced through an artery....! Was out of action for about three weeks....!!!
Haha, I have a nice scar on mine where a stray hair sliced through it like a razorblade on a vigorous thrust & yep it bled like a motherfucker!!
I'm a bit wary of playing with hairy Mary's now
S"
A hair sliced through your dick?
Do you have a nob of butter? |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
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"Get ready to wince....
A sharp fingernail, slicing part way through your frenulum on an inward thrust is mighty painful, then stings worse than you can imagine when it gets a soaking in her juices. Oh and it bells like you've sliced through an artery....! Was out of action for about three weeks....!!!
Haha, I have a nice scar on mine where a stray hair sliced through it like a razorblade on a vigorous thrust & yep it bled like a motherfucker!!
I'm a bit wary of playing with hairy Mary's now
S
A hair sliced through your dick?
Do you have a nob of butter? "
Think paper cut, pretty similar
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By (user no longer on site)
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Standing on a plug hurts like a bitch.. i did this when the lead fell off the hoover... but i was carrying it downstairs, i then lost my balance fell down the stairs and ended up breaking 3 toes which took away the plus pain tbf!!
Ooh ive also stood up on the back of one of my earrings that had fallen onto the floor, that smarts just as much as the plug! |
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