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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tuesday. Oh Lordy.
This time tomorrow it'll nearly be Thursday.
Not by my clock it won't
Your clock is broken. Strenuous weekend apparently.
It's ok, I'll let you wind me up "
I can hear a loud dicking. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tuesday. Oh Lordy.
This time tomorrow it'll nearly be Thursday.
Not by my clock it won't
Your clock is broken. Strenuous weekend apparently.
It's ok, I'll let you wind me up
I can hear a loud dicking."
Dick, dock, dick, dock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tuesday. Oh Lordy.
This time tomorrow it'll nearly be Thursday.
Not by my clock it won't
Your clock is broken. Strenuous weekend apparently.
It's ok, I'll let you wind me up
I can hear a loud dicking.
Dick, dock, dick, dock."
Clock. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tuesday. Oh Lordy.
This time tomorrow it'll nearly be Thursday.
Not by my clock it won't
Your clock is broken. Strenuous weekend apparently.
It's ok, I'll let you wind me up
I can hear a loud dicking.
Dick, dock, dick, dock.
Clock."
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"Tuesday. Oh Lordy.
This time tomorrow it'll nearly be Thursday.
Not by my clock it won't
Your clock is broken. Strenuous weekend apparently.
It's ok, I'll let you wind me up
I can hear a loud dicking.
Dick, dock, dick, dock.
Clock."
Should I change ma username to Hickory Dickory? |
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"Tuesday. Oh Lordy.
This time tomorrow it'll nearly be Thursday.
Not by my clock it won't
Your clock is broken. Strenuous weekend apparently.
It's ok, I'll let you wind me up
I can hear a loud dicking.
Dick, dock, dick, dock."
That's a fab couple name - DickDock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tuesday. Oh Lordy.
Oh wow, no Monday, yay!!
You're perky!
No I'm pinky!
Pinky and perky.
My first boyfriend used to call them that. .. "
Nice memories. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tuesday. Oh Lordy.
This time tomorrow it'll nearly be Thursday.
Not by my clock it won't
Your clock is broken. Strenuous weekend apparently.
It's ok, I'll let you wind me up
I can hear a loud dicking.
Dick, dock, dick, dock.
That's a fab couple name - DickDock "
Jim, we're sorted. Got the baby on the way and a fab couple name sorted. Frisky and Ace can be godparents. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tuesday. Oh Lordy.
This time tomorrow it'll nearly be Thursday.
Not by my clock it won't
Your clock is broken. Strenuous weekend apparently.
It's ok, I'll let you wind me up
I can hear a loud dicking.
Dick, dock, dick, dock.
Clock.
Should I change ma username to Hickory Dickory? "
Smokin' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tuesday. Oh Lordy.
This time tomorrow it'll nearly be Thursday.
Not by my clock it won't
Your clock is broken. Strenuous weekend apparently.
It's ok, I'll let you wind me up
I can hear a loud dicking.
Dick, dock, dick, dock.
Clock.
Should I change ma username to Hickory Dickory? "
Squeek sqeeek. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tuesday. Oh Lordy.
Oh wow, no Monday, yay!!
You're perky!
No I'm pinky!
Pinky and perky.
My first boyfriend used to call them that. ..
Nice memories.
Nah he was a jealous jerk! "
Sorry, I made a mistake. Nice mammarys. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tuesday. Oh Lordy.
This time tomorrow it'll nearly be Thursday.
Not by my clock it won't
Your clock is broken. Strenuous weekend apparently.
It's ok, I'll let you wind me up
I can hear a loud dicking.
Dick, dock, dick, dock.
That's a fab couple name - DickDock
Jim, we're sorted. Got the baby on the way and a fab couple name sorted. Frisky and Ace can be godparents. "
Wanna dock my dick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tuesday. Oh Lordy.
This time tomorrow it'll nearly be Thursday.
Not by my clock it won't
Your clock is broken. Strenuous weekend apparently.
It's ok, I'll let you wind me up
I can hear a loud dicking.
Dick, dock, dick, dock.
That's a fab couple name - DickDock
Jim, we're sorted. Got the baby on the way and a fab couple name sorted. Frisky and Ace can be godparents.
Wanna dock my dick?"
I'm mass debating.
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Tuesday. Oh Lordy.
This time tomorrow it'll nearly be Thursday.
Not by my clock it won't
Your clock is broken. Strenuous weekend apparently.
It's ok, I'll let you wind me up
I can hear a loud dicking.
Dick, dock, dick, dock.
That's a fab couple name - DickDock
Jim, we're sorted. Got the baby on the way and a fab couple name sorted. Frisky and Ace can be godparents.
Wanna dock my dick?"
Think she wants to turn it into a clock Jim , well maybe put a couple of hands and a face on it anyway |
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"Frisky and Ace can be godparents.
Does that mean I'm gonna have to buy a new hat?
You've already got lots of hats."
Women collect shoes and handbags.
You got a problem with me buying another hat?
C'mon, have you? Really, have you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Frisky and Ace can be godparents.
Does that mean I'm gonna have to buy a new hat?
You've already got lots of hats.
Women collect shoes and handbags.
You got a problem with me buying another hat?
C'mon, have you? Really, have you? "
Hats me told. |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Frisky and Ace can be godparents.
Does that mean I'm gonna have to buy a new hat?
You've already got lots of hats.
Women collect shoes and handbags.
You got a problem with me buying another hat?
C'mon, have you? Really, have you? "
I have a Fez , a Viking helmet or a Ushanka you can borrow |
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"Aaarrgghhh, Troy's here
Ace, he's a Troy boy.
He'd look much better as a brolly dolly
Ella Ella Ella eh eh "
I don't want to rain on your parade, but have you heard:
Rain - Status Quo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_mHSGlyRa0 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle "
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle "
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
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maybe ease her in first? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first? "
Haha! I'm sure a little slapping would be warming to some extent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first? "
Ella, I'll ease you in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't get the staff around here unfortunately these days. I dunno, what's the world coming to ffs
I'm a bit busy old chap.
Doing what?
Wanker."
You know me so well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't get the staff around here unfortunately these days. I dunno, what's the world coming to ffs
I'm a bit busy old chap.
Doing what?
Wanker.
You know me so well."
I know how you swell. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in. "
So game for this |
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"Can't get the staff around here unfortunately these days. I dunno, what's the world coming to ffs
I'm a bit busy old chap.
Doing what?
Wanker.
You know me so well."
But you're not an Ace Wanker though are you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't get the staff around here unfortunately these days. I dunno, what's the world coming to ffs
I'm a bit busy old chap.
Doing what?
Wanker.
You know me so well.
But you're not an Ace Wanker though are you "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't get the staff around here unfortunately these days. I dunno, what's the world coming to ffs
I'm a bit busy old chap.
Doing what?
Wanker.
You know me so well.
I know how you swell."
True story. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in.
So game for this "
*Faps* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in.
So game for this
*Faps*"
You joining in? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aaarrgghhh, Troy's here
Ace, he's a Troy boy.
He'd look much better as a brolly dolly
Ella Ella Ella eh eh "
Fab could do with an umbrella emoji. Especially with you around. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in.
So game for this
*Faps*
You joining in? "
Yeah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in.
So game for this "
Good girl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aaarrgghhh, Troy's here
Ace, he's a Troy boy.
He'd look much better as a brolly dolly
Ella Ella Ella eh eh
Fab could do with an umbrella emoji. Especially with you around."
Ha-de-fucking-ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in.
So game for this
*Faps*
You joining in?
Yeah!"
Knew you would |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in.
So game for this
*Faps*
You joining in?
Yeah!"
We're having phwooaaarsome, maybe moresome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in.
So game for this
Good girl. "
I'm only good for so long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in.
So game for this
Good girl.
I'm only good for so long "
//bitchslaps//
What was that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in.
So game for this
Good girl.
I'm only good for so long
//bitchslaps//
What was that?"
Oooh feels great |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in.
So game for this
Good girl.
I'm only good for so long
//bitchslaps//
What was that?
Oooh feels great "
That's Jim. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in.
So game for this
Good girl.
I'm only good for so long
//bitchslaps//
What was that?
Oooh feels great
That's Jim. "
I think it's the prefect combo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in.
So game for this
Good girl.
I'm only good for so long
//bitchslaps//
What was that?
Oooh feels great
That's Jim.
I think it's the prefect combo "
Oh no, he didn't like school. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in.
So game for this
Good girl.
I'm only good for so long
//bitchslaps//
What was that?
Oooh feels great
That's Jim.
I think it's the prefect combo
Oh no, he didn't like school. "
Was he always a bad boy? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's so cold in my room - I need company to keep me warm
Come join our cuddles. We promise to be gentle
Come on bunny, we know I don't like it gentle
((hugs)) bunny
//bitchslaps// ella
maybe ease her in first?
Ella, I'll ease you in.
So game for this
Good girl.
I'm only good for so long
//bitchslaps//
What was that?
Oooh feels great
That's Jim. "
I'm awesome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What you watching, James? Disgraceful.
Outrageous viewing.
Stiff upper lip old chap. Or is it all Uncle Sam?
I'll give you some lip."
I'd prefer some stiff. |
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"What you watching, James? Disgraceful.
Outrageous viewing.
Stiff upper lip old chap. Or is it all Uncle Sam?
I'll give you some lip.
I'd prefer some stiff."
Another |
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