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If you were the opposite gender on fab
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How picky would you be?
What would your profile description and pictures look like?
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"Cum n get me u lucky ladies", with lots of rampant dicpics, of course! |
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"How picky would you be?
What would your profile description and pictures look like?
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I'd be a man so ...... My pickiness would be ...... 'Does she breathe' .... My profile pic would be 6 close ups of my average cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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12 dick pics. Including one over a toilet bowl, one with a sky remote and the obligatory shots in a Travelodge.
I'd fill my profile in later.
I'd also whine if the above tactics didn't work on the girls who are too up themselves with GVS. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd be too busy playing with my own boobs to post
Girls can multi task "
But I'm a bloke with a short attention span and new found boobs. I don't disagree on the multi task thing but I'm sure I'd have my hypothetical hands full. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Geezus, the stereotypes of fab men are strong tonight .
Just so you know, not all of us have average dick pics on our profiles, mine are very well captured .
Being a female on fab I honestly wouldn't know where to begin, with filters most likely. Some full body pics perhaps, clothed one's of course.
I would probably be just as picky as I'm now but have loads more meets . |
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I would have photos of my cock balls deep in a woman, one of me in some lace boxer from lovehoney
A cum shot
Shower photo, arse cheeks spread
I would meet anyone aged 18-99
my profile would have my kik username
List of everything of interests
And
"If you want to know ask me"
Tag line
I'm not fussy let's start the fuckery. |
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I'd block everyone
Insist on only meeting exception people
Have a massive list of do's and don'ts
Age range between 18 and 19
Put status's saying how shit guys are
Never accept friend reqs even tho all my pics are there
Never show my face
Read a message and wait for the snotty "why didn't you reply"
The explain that I have a life and don't live on fab |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Sorry to be really boring but I'd like to thinkif I were a female fabster my expectations, profile and pics would not be that different to what they are now (with the obvious exceptions!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'd probably be about the same pickiness, profile and pics. Just boobier
Can you be the woman in my profile? Balls deep..."
I'm more than just a piece of meat y'know?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
Oh don't they! "
Definitely! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal "
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please? |
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"It'd probably be about the same pickiness, profile and pics. Just boobier
Can you be the woman in my profile? Balls deep...
I'm more than just a piece of meat y'know?! "
You now have a vagina, you are fair game until those filters are up or I'm blocked.
Bend over bitch I'm coming in dry and I'm feeling angry |
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please? "
You already know. Always so distracted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I was a chap I'd still be as picky as fuck.
I'd probably take pictures of my arse and thighs. But only have one of my massive cock in a pair of wet tighty whities
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How would you know you would have a massive cock ?
I think I would have an outie vagina btw. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please? "
What's your butt like? |
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?
What's your butt like? "
Prime for pegging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be a classy and sophisticated woman with fine lingerie in all my artistic pics and my display picture would definitely be and upskirt shot.
I'd go through my 18,000 messages going 1,2 miss a few 18,19,20 and use that as my way to distinguish who was worth my precious time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?
What's your butt like?
Prime for pegging "
You terror! Photos or it didn't happen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd have a nicer arse on my Hot Arse Balloon and Tushy in the Tate. My tits would be legend because of my Boobies on the Buses pic and my Magnified Minge would be a great advert for twattopiary |
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?
What's your butt like?
Prime for pegging
You terror! Photos or it didn't happen. "
I'm going to regret this
So much trouble coming my way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It'd probably be about the same pickiness, profile and pics. Just boobier
Can you be the woman in my profile? Balls deep...
I'm more than just a piece of meat y'know?!
You now have a vagina, you are fair game until those filters are up or I'm blocked.
Bend over bitch I'm coming in dry and I'm feeling angry "
always in such a rush |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?
What's your butt like? "
Peachy |
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"It'd probably be about the same pickiness, profile and pics. Just boobier
Can you be the woman in my profile? Balls deep...
I'm more than just a piece of meat y'know?!
You now have a vagina, you are fair game until those filters are up or I'm blocked.
Bend over bitch I'm coming in dry and I'm feeling angry
always in such a rush "
Time is precious. Stop talking or I'll shove my cock in your mouth |
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?
What's your butt like?
Peachy "
He'll get in out in a minute you wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?
What's your butt like?
Peachy
He'll get in out in a minute you wait "
Shan't now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?
What's your butt like?
Peachy
He'll get in out in a minute you wait "
I've seen it |
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?
What's your butt like?
Peachy
He'll get in out in a minute you wait
I've seen it "
I was right huh? |
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?
What's your butt like?
Peachy
He'll get in out in a minute you wait
Shan't now "
You've changed. Petulant...must be the company you keep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?
What's your butt like?
Peachy
He'll get in out in a minute you wait
I've seen it
I was right huh?"
moi?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please? "
In all fairness, this doesn't apply to you Mr G |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal
I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?
In all fairness, this doesn't apply to you Mr G "
I'll take your word for that Ma'am |
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