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Hypothetical game played on long car journeys with friends sometimes. Answer the 'would you' question honestly of the poster above, then ask one for the next poster. Be a rude or disgusting as you want. I'll start.
For £100,000 would you suck the, unwashed for a year, cock of a down and out? He's got shit on his arse hairs too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hypothetical game played on long car journeys with friends sometimes. Answer the 'would you' question honestly of the poster above, then ask one for the next poster. Be a rude or disgusting as you want. I'll start.
For £100,000 would you suck the, unwashed for a year, cock of a down and out? He's got shit on his arse hairs too."
To completion? Or just once to the base and back home?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hypothetical game played on long car journeys with friends sometimes. Answer the 'would you' question honestly of the poster above, then ask one for the next poster. Be a rude or disgusting as you want. I'll start.
For £100,000 would you suck the, unwashed for a year, cock of a down and out? He's got shit on his arse hairs too.
To completion? Or just once to the base and back home? "
Completion. It's for£100k |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd struggle even considering that for £million - in fact, I wouldn't.
Would you spend the night with your tongue up the ops arse for £25,000?"
The whole night? I'd probably fall asleep! 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd struggle even considering that for £million - in fact, I wouldn't.
Would you spend the night with your tongue up the ops arse for £25,000?"
I can't afford £25,000... or have I got the wrong end of the stick? |
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"I'd struggle even considering that for £million - in fact, I wouldn't.
Would you spend the night with your tongue up the ops arse for £25,000?
I can't afford £25,000... or have I got the wrong end of the stick?"
Oh my....LMAO  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" There might be things I'd do foo £100k, but the down and out wouldn't be one of them!"
If the cash was there sat in front of me I'd do him and 3 of his pals  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" There might be things I'd do foo £100k, but the down and out wouldn't be one of them!
If the cash was there sat in front of me I'd do him and 3 of his pals "
Eeeeuuuuwww.... stock up on the wire toothbrush and tongue bleach...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hypothetical game played on long car journeys with friends sometimes. Answer the 'would you' question honestly of the poster above, then ask one for the next poster. Be a rude or disgusting as you want. I'll start.
For £100,000 would you suck the, unwashed for a year, cock of a down and out? He's got shit on his arse hairs too.
To completion? Or just once to the base and back home? "
Nope not for a million or any price and I dnt have any sense of taste or smell |
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No, I wouldn't.
Would you be willing to marry and live for five years with someone you didn't like for one million quid? You have to maintain complete fidelity, have a sexual relationship and socialise together. At the end of the five years a divorce is granted immediately. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would love to say I'd do it, but I think faced with the.... erm..... "offending article" I think I'd very quickly wimp out and let someone else have the money.
(Puke)"
I'm pretty sure that vom'ing when blowing the 'offending' article would cause offence... |
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"No, I wouldn't.
Would you be willing to marry and live for five years with someone you didn't like for one million quid? You have to maintain complete fidelity, have a sexual relationship and socialise together. At the end of the five years a divorce is granted immediately."
Yes. Bloody hell that's 200,000.00 per year.... I don't earn that for real work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No, I wouldn't.
Would you be willing to marry and live for five years with someone you didn't like for one million quid? You have to maintain complete fidelity, have a sexual relationship and socialise together. At the end of the five years a divorce is granted immediately."
Damn right! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No, I wouldn't.
Would you be willing to marry and live for five years with someone you didn't like for one million quid? You have to maintain complete fidelity, have a sexual relationship and socialise together. At the end of the five years a divorce is granted immediately.
Yes. Bloody hell that's 200,000.00 per year.... I don't earn that for real work. "
I did this... but I didn't get the money!  |
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"No, I wouldn't.
Would you be willing to marry and live for five years with someone you didn't like for one million quid? You have to maintain complete fidelity, have a sexual relationship and socialise together. At the end of the five years a divorce is granted immediately.
Yes. Bloody hell that's 200,000.00 per year.... I don't earn that for real work.
I did this... but I didn't get the money! "
Always sign on the dotted line..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No, I wouldn't.
Would you be willing to marry and live for five years with someone you didn't like for one million quid? You have to maintain complete fidelity, have a sexual relationship and socialise together. At the end of the five years a divorce is granted immediately.
Yes. Bloody hell that's 200,000.00 per year.... I don't earn that for real work.
I did this... but I didn't get the money!
Always sign on the dotted line....."
No one told me I was entitled to loadsa money for it... sniffle... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No, I wouldn't.
Would you be willing to marry and live for five years with someone you didn't like for one million quid? You have to maintain complete fidelity, have a sexual relationship and socialise together. At the end of the five years a divorce is granted immediately."
I did that for 22 years, I didn't get £1 at the end of it. And have yet to divorce  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you, for a fiver, go to your next door neighbours letter box and shout, 'I've made a glory hole on the ajoining wall.... see you tonight ! '"
Yes! My neighbour is the funniest campest man Ive ever met. Hed find it hilarious! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" There might be things I'd do foo £100k, but the down and out wouldn't be one of them!
If the cash was there sat in front of me I'd do him and 3 of his pals "
Killing myself laughing at this.
But I wouldn't... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you rub the crotch of a 85 year old pensioner for a month for £30k?
Yes I'd do that. As long as he had his pants on  "
Ive worked in care. I cleaned so many crotches and didn't get anywhere near that amount! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Rubbing his crotch sounds fairly harmless...so I'll say yes.
Would you...fir £100k spend a year doing the morning visit and clean up for a doubly incontinent leper? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rubbing his crotch sounds fairly harmless...so I'll say yes.
Would you...fir £100k spend a year doing the morning visit and clean up for a doubly incontinent leper?"
No, I'd want that per week! |
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"Rubbing his crotch sounds fairly harmless...so I'll say yes.
Would you...fir £100k spend a year doing the morning visit and clean up for a doubly incontinent leper?"
No I'm not trained professionally to do that Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Rubbing his crotch sounds fairly harmless...so I'll say yes.
Would you...fir £100k spend a year doing the morning visit and clean up for a doubly incontinent leper?"
Not for a year, no.
For £100,00 would you let Donald Trump give you anal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rubbing his crotch sounds fairly harmless...so I'll say yes.
Would you...fir £100k spend a year doing the morning visit and clean up for a doubly incontinent leper?"
Again....I worked in care |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rubbing his crotch sounds fairly harmless...so I'll say yes.
Would you...fir £100k spend a year doing the morning visit and clean up for a doubly incontinent leper?
Not for a year, no.
For £100,00 would you let Donald Trump give you anal."
Yes if its from behind and he doesnt talk |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"No, I wouldn't.
Would you be willing to marry and live for five years with someone you didn't like for one million quid? You have to maintain complete fidelity, have a sexual relationship and socialise together. At the end of the five years a divorce is granted immediately."
if he can't have any of that money (coz we are married) then yes i would. but it'd always have to be with a blindfold on, and my periods would probably start lasting 3 weeks. |
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"Rubbing his crotch sounds fairly harmless...so I'll say yes.
Would you...fir £100k spend a year doing the morning visit and clean up for a doubly incontinent leper?
Not for a year, no.
For £100,00 would you let Donald Trump give you anal."
I find him kinda cute so yes I would lol |
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"No, I wouldn't.
Would you be willing to marry and live for five years with someone you didn't like for one million quid? You have to maintain complete fidelity, have a sexual relationship and socialise together. At the end of the five years a divorce is granted immediately.
if he can't have any of that money (coz we are married) then yes i would. but it'd always have to be with a blindfold on, and my periods would probably start lasting 3 weeks."
He or she can't have any of the money. But the marriage must appear normal in every other way except no children allowed to be conceived. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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"No, I wouldn't.
Would you be willing to marry and live for five years with someone you didn't like for one million quid? You have to maintain complete fidelity, have a sexual relationship and socialise together. At the end of the five years a divorce is granted immediately.
if he can't have any of that money (coz we are married) then yes i would. but it'd always have to be with a blindfold on, and my periods would probably start lasting 3 weeks.
He or she can't have any of the money. But the marriage must appear normal in every other way except no children allowed to be conceived."
ok. 5 yrs is a long time, i'd say yes though. i will be the perfect wifey for 1 million quid.
will be very tempted to do some sneaky cuckolding of him but i'd behave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Donald trump doesn't strike me as a particularly endowed fellow with any degree of staying power..
It would be relatively quick and painless easy 100k as a consequence I'd image.
Although not worth the flash backs of having the tangerine warthog clumsily pummeling ones bumbum.
Another one..
For 100k would you eat a frozen lolly made exclusively from anonymous sperm donations?
All sperm has been screened and is 100% free from contagion.
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"unless it's donald trump, then i refuse. or the price has to go up to 5 million."
I suspect it would be easier with someone like him. I doubt he'd be home much what with golf and all the Russian ladies he erm, ahem entertains. |
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"Donald trump doesn't strike me as a particularly endowed fellow with any degree of staying power..
It would be relatively quick and painless easy 100k as a consequence I'd image.
Although not worth the flash backs of having the tangerine warthog clumsily pummeling ones bumbum.
Another one..
For 100k would you eat a frozen lolly made exclusively from anonymous sperm donations?
All sperm has been screened and is 100% free from contagion.
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How big is the lolly? :dryheavingasshetypes: |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm assuming he hasn't had any action for at least 12 months which means it wont take long to reach completion. Plus, I really need to get out of my overdraft and away from my ex so yes after a few deep breaths in sanitary air I think I'd manage this one. Mouthwash to hand ready mind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Donald trump doesn't strike me as a particularly endowed fellow with any degree of staying power..
It would be relatively quick and painless easy 100k as a consequence I'd image.
Although not worth the flash backs of having the tangerine warthog clumsily pummeling ones bumbum.
Another one..
For 100k would you eat a frozen lolly made exclusively from anonymous sperm donations?
All sperm has been screened and is 100% free from contagion.
How big is the lolly? :dryheavingasshetypes:"
It's in a calypso style tube with similar size and dimensions.. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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"unless it's donald trump, then i refuse. or the price has to go up to 5 million.
I suspect it would be easier with someone like him. I doubt he'd be home much what with golf and all the Russian ladies he erm, ahem entertains. "
ew, the price is going up the more i think about this.
10 million and not a penny less. |
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"Donald trump doesn't strike me as a particularly endowed fellow with any degree of staying power..
It would be relatively quick and painless easy 100k as a consequence I'd image.
Although not worth the flash backs of having the tangerine warthog clumsily pummeling ones bumbum.
Another one..
For 100k would you eat a frozen lolly made exclusively from anonymous sperm donations?
All sperm has been screened and is 100% free from contagion.
How big is the lolly? :dryheavingasshetypes:
It's in a calypso style tube with similar size and dimensions.. "
I'll do it in a bushtucker trial sort of way. |
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"unless it's donald trump, then i refuse. or the price has to go up to 5 million.
I suspect it would be easier with someone like him. I doubt he'd be home much what with golf and all the Russian ladies he erm, ahem entertains.
ew, the price is going up the more i think about this.
10 million and not a penny less. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Donald trump doesn't strike me as a particularly endowed fellow with any degree of staying power..
It would be relatively quick and painless easy 100k as a consequence I'd image.
Although not worth the flash backs of having the tangerine warthog clumsily pummeling ones bumbum.
Another one..
For 100k would you eat a frozen lolly made exclusively from anonymous sperm donations?
All sperm has been screened and is 100% free from contagion.
"
Don't think I could do that one, unless they all had a pineapple only diet for a month before donating.
For £100k would you eat a burger made from excrement?
*waits for well known fast food chain jokes |
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"Donald trump doesn't strike me as a particularly endowed fellow with any degree of staying power..
It would be relatively quick and painless easy 100k as a consequence I'd image.
Although not worth the flash backs of having the tangerine warthog clumsily pummeling ones bumbum.
Another one..
For 100k would you eat a frozen lolly made exclusively from anonymous sperm donations?
All sperm has been screened and is 100% free from contagion.
Don't think I could do that one, unless they all had a pineapple only diet for a month before donating.
For £100k would you eat a burger made from excrement?
*waits for well known fast food chain jokes "
No! That is something I would never do, the potential for disease is waaaaay too high. |
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"No, I wouldn't.
Would you be willing to marry and live for five years with someone you didn't like for one million quid? You have to maintain complete fidelity, have a sexual relationship and socialise together. At the end of the five years a divorce is granted immediately."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hypothetical game played on long car journeys with friends sometimes. Answer the 'would you' question honestly of the poster above, then ask one for the next poster. Be a rude or disgusting as you want. I'll start.
For £100,000 would you suck the, unwashed for a year, cock of a down and out? He's got shit on his arse hairs too."
No way. 100k can barely get you a 1 bed flat. |
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