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But in the absence of that, fluffy pancakes with strawberries and maple syrup please. | |||
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"You. Failing that, can I have a toasted teacake with lashings of butter, and a cup of freshly brewed coffee please. " | |||
"I'm feeling fruity this morning, so I'd really like some melon and raspberries please "Yummy | |||
"A full English, if it's on the menu. Washed down with some fresh orange juice. "Yes it is | |||
"Just a coffee please "I'm on my 2nd in bed | |||
"Pain Au chocolat would be so good right now!" Oh Yes perfect | |||
"Some granola and yoghurt please x "Lush | |||
"Did have a bit of a hankering for left over Chinese
But in the absence of that, fluffy pancakes with strawberries and maple syrup please."Has to be bacon surely? | |||
"Just a coffee please
I'm on my 2nd in bed "You're in the wrong bed | |||
"Vegan eggs benedict please" | |||
"A nice well done bacon sarnie with no fat and some brown sauce please my darling x" All yours | |||
"Fruit Salad and round of toast please Honey "Anything for the toast? | |||
"runny honey on toast - has to be runny pretty please"Always | |||
"I'm too tired to move. Porridge, with blueberries, strawberries and sultanas please. Does a shoulder massage count as breakfast "You can have a shoulder rub | |||
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"Cup of tea, to accompany the stolen a piece of Easter egg I'm eating. " coming right up | |||
"That's very kind of you Miss Honey. Egg and mushroom sandwich with brown sauce, runny yolk of course, and a double espresso please "Yum, | |||
"Just a coffee please
I'm on my 2nd in bed
You're in the wrong bed "Yes I am  | |||
"Are my vegan eggs are on their way ?." No | |||
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"Are my vegan eggs are on their way ?. No" Bloody hell not even a 'sorry' Have you been trained at united airline ? | |||
"Just a coffee please
I'm on my 2nd in bed
You're in the wrong bed
Yes I am "Hopefully, that will be fixed soon. | |||
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Can't beat a bit of tossing in the morning  | |||
"Pain Au chocolat would be so good right now!" I was thinking about a cooked breakfast, but now that you've said that I have a real craving for pastries! | |||
"A nice well done bacon sarnie with no fat and some brown sauce please my darling x All yours "That's fantastic darling, shall I shift over so you can join me in bed | |||
"Are my vegan eggs are on their way ?. No Bloody hell not even a 'sorry' Have you been trained at united airline ? " Brutal huh? | |||
"Just had a bacon butty....with added beetroot.... " Say what?! | |||
"runny honey on toast - has to be runny pretty please
Always "lovely | |||
"Marmite on toast, please." I dont stock such things  | |||
"Just a coffee please
I'm on my 2nd in bed
You're in the wrong bed
Yes I am
Hopefully, that will be fixed soon. " | |||
"What can I get you? "Feeling a bit sick with what I have just heard. This site disgusts me sometimes. | |||
"What's the house specialty?" I am really good at breakfast, I'll do you anything you like. I should have a B&B by the sea | |||
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"Pancakes
Can't beat a bit of tossing in the morning "Wahey | |||
"Pain Au chocolat would be so good right now! I was thinking about a cooked breakfast, but now that you've said that I have a real craving for pastries!" And me...I can feel my waist expanding already | |||
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"A nice well done bacon sarnie with no fat and some brown sauce please my darling x All yours
That's fantastic darling, shall I shift over so you can join me in bed "Yes go on then, we can have a gossip | |||
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"Have a hankering for pancakes if you please "Flipping love to | |||
"Crumpets and damson jam with freshly squeezed orange juice please no fucks!" Is that my new name? Xx | |||
"What can I get you? "Coffee & toast please missy x | |||
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"Just a coffee please
I'm on my 2nd in bed
You're in the wrong bed
Yes I am
Hopefully, that will be fixed soon.
"It must be warm in the kitchen. | |||
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"Fruit Salad and round of toast please Honey
Anything for the toast? "Oh you tease! | |||
"Pancakes sounds lovely "Yay. | |||
"What can I get you?
Coffee & toast please missy x "What would you like on your toast? | |||
"Oooo can I you bring me yourself in stockings and suspenders served on my bed "Maybe | |||
"Just a coffee please
I'm on my 2nd in bed
You're in the wrong bed
Yes I am
Hopefully, that will be fixed soon.
It must be warm in the kitchen. "It is, when are you saving me? | |||
"A hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows ontop please... unless you have something else that can warm me up as its cold today "It's not cold. Here have your drink | |||
"Fruit Salad and round of toast please Honey
Anything for the toast?
Oh you tease! "Surely not | |||
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"Something in bed please "I would prefer someone | |||
"I'm too tired to move. Porridge, with blueberries, strawberries and sultanas please. Does a shoulder massage count as breakfast
You can have a shoulder rub"Splendid | |||
"What can I get you?
Coffee & toast please missy x
What would you like on your toast?"You !..... Or butter x | |||
"What can I get you?
Coffee & toast please missy x
What would you like on your toast?
You !..... Or butter x "Honey on toast. Yum | |||
"Something in bed please
I would prefer someone "I have someone in mind | |||
"Just a coffee please
I'm on my 2nd in bed
You're in the wrong bed
Yes I am
Hopefully, that will be fixed soon.
It must be warm in the kitchen.
It is, when are you saving me? "Hopefully soon I'm also quite a wizard in the kitchen. I think you'll need a rest soon. I'll be there to lend a hand. | |||
"Something in bed please
I would prefer someone
I have someone in mind "Oh me too. | |||
"Just a coffee please
I'm on my 2nd in bed
You're in the wrong bed
Yes I am
Hopefully, that will be fixed soon.
It must be warm in the kitchen.
It is, when are you saving me?
Hopefully soon I'm also quite a wizard in the kitchen. I think you'll need a rest soon. I'll be there to lend a hand. "Can I sip coffee in that there shirt of yours whilst you cook? | |||
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"Something in bed please
I would prefer someone
I have someone in mind
Oh me too. "I wonder if it's the same person that could be tricky | |||
"Something in bed please
I would prefer someone
I have someone in mind
Oh me too.
I wonder if it's the same person that could be tricky "Or fun..it could be fun | |||
"Toast and marmite please "Marmite doesn't happen here. | |||
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"Full English please "How do you like your eggs? | |||
"Toast and marmite please
Marmite doesn't happen here."Crumpets and Nutella? | |||
"Have a hankering for pancakes if you please
Flipping love to "Ooh and I bought some Ginger Curd yesterday so some nice hot toast as well | |||
"Something in bed please
I would prefer someone
I have someone in mind
Oh me too.
I wonder if it's the same person that could be tricky
Or fun..it could be fun "Fun now that's a concept I understand | |||
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"Andrews liver salts please "Oh another Andrews drinker | |||
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"Toast and marmite please
Marmite doesn't happen here.
Crumpets and Nutella? "Crumpets and peanut butter. | |||
"Have a hankering for pancakes if you please
Flipping love to
Ooh and I bought some Ginger Curd yesterday so some nice hot toast as well"Perfect | |||
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"Just a coffee please
I'm on my 2nd in bed
You're in the wrong bed
Yes I am
Hopefully, that will be fixed soon.
It must be warm in the kitchen.
It is, when are you saving me?
Hopefully soon I'm also quite a wizard in the kitchen. I think you'll need a rest soon. I'll be there to lend a hand.
Can I sip coffee in that there shirt of yours whilst you cook? "Oh I insist you do! | |||
"A hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows ontop please... unless you have something else that can warm me up as its cold today
It's not cold.
Here have your drink "*Holds cup and sniffs it with eyes closed* *sighs | |||
"What's the house specialty? I am really good at breakfast, I'll do you anything you like. I should have a B&B by the sea "Yes, you really should
Right, can I have 3, no 4, scrambled eggs, 3 rashers of crispy bacon, some lightly fried mushrooms and tomatoes, and 2 lightly toasted bagels, please?
I'll get on with the coffee. Milk, sugar? | |||
"What's the house specialty? I am really good at breakfast, I'll do you anything you like. I should have a B&B by the sea
Yes, you really should
Right, can I have 3, no 4, scrambled eggs, 3 rashers of crispy bacon, some lightly fried mushrooms and tomatoes, and 2 lightly toasted bagels, please?
I'll get on with the coffee. Milk, sugar?"Yes you may. Splash of milk no sugar please | |||
"Pancakes sounds lovely
Yay. "Yes, they were | |||
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"What's the house specialty? I am really good at breakfast, I'll do you anything you like. I should have a B&B by the sea
Yes, you really should
Right, can I have 3, no 4, scrambled eggs, 3 rashers of crispy bacon, some lightly fried mushrooms and tomatoes, and 2 lightly toasted bagels, please?
I'll get on with the coffee. Milk, sugar?
Yes you may. Splash of milk no sugar please "Coming right up | |||
"Can I just have some coco-pops with ice cold milk please ? "  yes, can I share? | |||
"Can I just have some coco-pops with ice cold milk please ? yes, can I share? "Think it's quite clear that we're happy to share with you  | |||
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"Can I just have some coco-pops with ice cold milk please ? yes, can I share?
Think it's quite clear that we're happy to share with you " | |||
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