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The late late nocturnal thread™©

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Smileyface

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

eVENING MR JIM XX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello! What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Smileyface"

Planning dirty sex games, big boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"eVENING MR JIM XX"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mrs Voddy. Have you had a good Easter Sunday? x

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Im watching the Cheshire Lades and then going to bed..bloody Knackered.

hope everyone had a great day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just talksporting it. Love the goals and league stuff. Points and shit. Congratulations and relegations (or is that a Cliff Richard song?)

-- evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Planning dirty sex games, big boy

You are feeling better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Planning dirty sex games, big boy

You are feeling better."

Want to come and take my temperature?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im watching the Cheshire Lades and then going to bed..bloody Knackered.

hope everyone had a great day. "

Good evening Cin. Cheshire Ladies? Is that a reality TV show?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just talksporting it. Love the goals and league stuff. Points and shit. Congratulations and relegations (or is that a Cliff Richard song?)

-- evening. "

Eur so funny.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Just back from a lovely day at Kestrels

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

Thinking its probably time I got laid again but not finding many that take my fancy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hi all x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MOTD

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Planning dirty sex games, big boy

You are feeling better.

Want to come and take my temperature?

I'm very busy with The late late nocturnal thread ™© at the moment.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hello James! Hello to others. I'm glad to read this thread and its endearing nonsensical chat once more. I am fairly tipsy and filled with chocolate

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"eVENING MR JIM XX

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mrs Voddy. Have you had a good Easter Sunday? x"
Yes went to the gatehouse theatre to see a freind in breaking up is hard to do really enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

You make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Just back from a lovely day at Kestrels"

Good evening Lass. Happy sexy Sunday.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was just about to send out a search party for you Jim. Am gonna cook some pork chops with mustard mash, cauliflower & broccoli florets, Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings and some onion gravy in a bit

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

You make me laugh.

Almost as much as I make myself laugh. Someone drank my drink...

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

"Hello James! Hello to others. I'm glad to read this thread and its endearing nonsensical chat once more. I am fairly tipsy and filled with chocolate

wont that melt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

You make me laugh.

Almost as much as I make myself laugh. Someone drank my drink..."

It was you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thinking its probably time I got laid again but not finding many that take my fancy.

Oh no, that's sad. There must be somebody.

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By *duk70Man over a year ago

langley

Perving and watching MOTD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im pooped - in a tired way nothing scattish i might add - been in work all the holidays but have tomorrow off - woohoo - so lurking for a while -

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going to go to sleep I think. Too much fresh air today and more tomorrow! Disgraceful

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Was just about to send out a search party for you Jim. Am gonna cook some pork chops with mustard mash, cauliflower & broccoli florets, Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings and some onion gravy in a bit

He did the mash...the mustard mash

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

"Was just about to send out a search party for you Jim. Am gonna cook some pork chops with mustard mash, cauliflower & broccoli florets, Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings and some onion gravy in a bit

can I come for dinner?

I'll make real Yorkshires, mine are better that bessies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hi all x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

You make me laugh.

Almost as much as I make myself laugh. Someone drank my drink...

It was you.

That bitch, she takes everything of mine

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

Do you still not give fucks? I think I've been giving too many recently.

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By *isslushWoman over a year ago

wolverhampton

Hey all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim, hope you've had a good Easter. I'm in bed unusually early so enjoying the chance to perv without any distractions x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going to go to sleep I think. Too much fresh air today and more tomorrow! Disgraceful

Are your nether regions still smeared in choc?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Thinking its probably time I got laid again but not finding many that take my fancy.

*knocks 9 years off ma age and buys a feather

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

You make me laugh.

Almost as much as I make myself laugh. Someone drank my drink...

It was you.

That bitch, she takes everything of mine

Help is on hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going to go to sleep I think. Too much fresh air today and more tomorrow! Disgraceful

Ditto but hopefully can stay awake for a little while...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

Squiffy Honey, hello.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going to go to sleep I think. Too much fresh air today and more tomorrow! Disgraceful

Are your nether regions still smeared in choc? "

Yes!

And it's hardening

Fnar

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

Do you still not give fucks? I think I've been giving too many recently.

It's been so long since I gave a fuck Meli I am beginning to wonder if I even know what giving a fuck feels like.

Could you give a fuck for me?

Maybe I could start a charity?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?"

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

Squiffy Honey, hello.

Squiffly Honey wants to see stiffy Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Boss and Betty,

We are Tina and Neil and don't live too far for you. Have a look at our profile and if it interests you both we would love to hear from you. Xxc

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello James! Hello to others. I'm glad to read this thread and its endearing nonsensical chat once more. I am fairly tipsy and filled with chocolate

Hey Meli.

it's good to be endearing and nonsensical again tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"eVENING MR JIM XX

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mrs Voddy. Have you had a good Easter Sunday? xYes went to the gatehouse theatre to see a freind in breaking up is hard to do really enjoyed it"

That sounds absolutely wonderful.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 16/04/17 23:18:33]

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

"[onions chopped by poster at 16/04/17 23:18:33]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Was just about to send out a search party for you Jim. Am gonna cook some pork chops with mustard mash, cauliflower & broccoli florets, Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings and some onion gravy in a bit

Good evening. I was a little bit distracted. You're making me hungry with your talk of mustard mash.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

Do you still not give fucks? I think I've been giving too many recently.

It's been so long since I gave a fuck Meli I am beginning to wonder if I even know what giving a fuck feels like.

Could you give a fuck for me?

Maybe I could start a charity? "

Charitable fucks? Yap, that'll work! I can give a fuck well. Even with little things I can make it work so I'll do it for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just dreaming...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello James! Hello to others. I'm glad to read this thread and its endearing nonsensical chat once more. I am fairly tipsy and filled with chocolate

wont that melt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going to go to sleep I think. Too much fresh air today and more tomorrow! Disgraceful

Are your nether regions still smeared in choc?

Yes!

And it's hardening

Fnar"

Epic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hi all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening."

Well hi Jim, so how's everyone tonight x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Was just about to send out a search party for you Jim. Am gonna cook some pork chops with mustard mash, cauliflower & broccoli florets, Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings and some onion gravy in a bit

can I come for dinner?

I'll make real Yorkshires, mine are better that bessies!

Yeah, homemade are much better, but I can't be arsed to faff about when it's just for me. Can you peel the onions as well cos I don't want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Perving and watching MOTD

Good evening DD. Footballers are fit, enjoy.

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

"Was just about to send out a search party for you Jim. Am gonna cook some pork chops with mustard mash, cauliflower & broccoli florets, Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings and some onion gravy in a bit

can I come for dinner?

I'll make real Yorkshires, mine are better that bessies!

Yeah, homemade are much better, but I can't be arsed to faff about when it's just for me. Can you peel the onions as well cos I don't want to

I always get that job because I dont cry.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

Do you still not give fucks? I think I've been giving too many recently.

It's been so long since I gave a fuck Meli I am beginning to wonder if I even know what giving a fuck feels like.

Could you give a fuck for me?

Maybe I could start a charity?

Charitable fucks? Yap, that'll work! I can give a fuck well. Even with little things I can make it work so I'll do it for you.

Wonderful. Give me a your fucks all your hugs and kisses too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"im pooped - in a tired way nothing scattish i might add - been in work all the holidays but have tomorrow off - woohoo - so lurking for a while - "

Woo hoo!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello James! Hello to others. I'm glad to read this thread and its endearing nonsensical chat once more. I am fairly tipsy and filled with chocolate

Hey Meli.

it's good to be endearing and nonsensical again tonight."

Your wink is back! Do all parts respond so cheekily and quickly James?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Evening Captain - watching Purple Rain here, not sure how long I will last lol!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Why isn't erect Jim erect yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Going to go to sleep I think. Too much fresh air today and more tomorrow! Disgraceful

Outrageous. Sleep well Swing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why isn't erect Jim erect yet? "

Delayed gratification

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Why isn't erect Jim erect yet?

Delayed gratification

I've already dribbled twice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey all

Good evening Lush. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ™©.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why isn't erect Jim erect yet?

Delayed gratification

I've already dribbled twice."

As has he. Give him a chance to regain some power.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has bold girl left? Noticed a couple of threads that I think she commented on and it's unlos.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Maybe I'll get my boobs out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe I'll get my boobs out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has bold girl left? Noticed a couple of threads that I think she commented on and it's unlos. "

. I can't see her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, hope you've had a good Easter. I'm in bed unusually early so enjoying the chance to perv without any distractions x "

Good evening Angie. It's been a very chilled Easter, I hope yours was good. You are in bed early. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has bold girl left? Noticed a couple of threads that I think she commented on and it's unlos.

. I can't see her

Yeah I think she's left

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has bold girl left? Noticed a couple of threads that I think she commented on and it's unlos.

. I can't see her

Yeah I think she's left

Aw buggeroo. She'll be back. But buggeroo regardless. Glad you're still about, we had a close shave this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

Squiffy Honey, hello.

Squiffly Honey wants to see stiffy Jimmy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Has bold girl left? Noticed a couple of threads that I think she commented on and it's unlos.

. I can't see her

Yeah I think she's left

I think so too, she was hiding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trying to get my head around this forum.....

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Has bold girl left? Noticed a couple of threads that I think she commented on and it's unlos. "

She's ran off to an island in Narnia with Seawitch or so I'm lead to believe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you."

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello Boss and Betty,

We are Tina and Neil and don't live too far for you. Have a look at our profile and if it interests you both we would love to hear from you. Xxc"

Good evening Tina and Neil.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

Squiffy Honey, hello.

Squiffly Honey wants to see stiffy Jimmy

Yes! Shall I get my boobs out now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Trying to get my head around this forum.....

Easy, secret is not to try n get your head around the forum... way easier if u don't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im d*unk is that ok?

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll, almost summer day temps in the 80's, bright sunshine, resting up for the work week, and while i'm at it lurking and perving on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Alice, what the fuck did Alice remove at 16/04/17 23:18:33?]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has bold girl left? Noticed a couple of threads that I think she commented on and it's unlos.

She's ran off to an island in Narnia with Seawitch or so I'm lead to believe

Seawitch? That old goat is still knocking about here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Alice, what the fuck did Alice remove at 16/04/17 23:18:33?]"

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has bold girl left? Noticed a couple of threads that I think she commented on and it's unlos. "

she will be back - i hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just dreaming..."

Of a white Easter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Going to go to sleep I think. Too much fresh air today and more tomorrow! Disgraceful

Are your nether regions still smeared in choc?

Yes!

And it's hardening

Fnar

Epic

I knew you'd like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hi all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Well hi Jim, so how's everyone tonight x"

I'm good thanks. What's going on with you, Hot?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, hope you've had a good Easter. I'm in bed unusually early so enjoying the chance to perv without any distractions x

Good evening Angie. It's been a very chilled Easter, I hope yours was good. You are in bed early. x"

It's been quiet. Yes not often I get an early night so alls good. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Was just about to send out a search party for you Jim. Am gonna cook some pork chops with mustard mash, cauliflower & broccoli florets, Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings and some onion gravy in a bit

can I come for dinner?

I'll make real Yorkshires, mine are better that bessies!

Yeah, homemade are much better, but I can't be arsed to faff about when it's just for me. Can you peel the onions as well cos I don't want to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hi all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Well hi Jim, so how's everyone tonight x

I'm good thanks. What's going on with you, Hot?"

Enjoying the banter and views

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going to go to sleep I think. Too much fresh air today and more tomorrow! Disgraceful

Are your nether regions still smeared in choc?

Yes!

And it's hardening

Fnar

Epic

I knew you'd like that."

You know me too well.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"[Alice, what the fuck did Alice remove at 16/04/17 23:18:33?]

Who?

Just a glitch in the Matrix, nothing more, nothing less. You can all calm down now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time is non existent here isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

Do you still not give fucks? I think I've been giving too many recently.

It's been so long since I gave a fuck Meli I am beginning to wonder if I even know what giving a fuck feels like.

Could you give a fuck for me?

Maybe I could start a charity?

Charitable fucks? Yap, that'll work! I can give a fuck well. Even with little things I can make it work so I'll do it for you.

Wonderful. Give me all your fucking all your hugs and kisses too.

Fixed that for the two of you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I've got a song in my head now.

Can I lick it?

Yes you can

Can I lick it?

Yes you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello James! Hello to others. I'm glad to read this thread and its endearing nonsensical chat once more. I am fairly tipsy and filled with chocolate

Hey Meli.

it's good to be endearing and nonsensical again tonight.

Your wink is back! Do all parts respond so cheekily and quickly James?

They certainly do.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

Do you still not give fucks? I think I've been giving too many recently.

It's been so long since I gave a fuck Meli I am beginning to wonder if I even know what giving a fuck feels like.

Could you give a fuck for me?

Maybe I could start a charity?

Charitable fucks? Yap, that'll work! I can give a fuck well. Even with little things I can make it work so I'll do it for you.

Wonderful. Give me all your fucking all your hugs and kisses too.

Fixed that for the two of you."

Fanks erect one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Captain - watching Purple Rain here, not sure how long I will last lol!

Good evening Frisky. Are you still lasting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why isn't erect Jim erect yet?

Delayed gratification

I've already dribbled twice."

Phwoaarrrr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has bold girl left? Noticed a couple of threads that I think she commented on and it's unlos. "

I hope not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a song in my head now.

Can I lick it?

Yes you can

Can I lick it?

Yes you can "

Can you suck it ?

Yes you can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Time is non existent here isn't it? "

Yep

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By *p4funlocalMan over a year ago

brentford

Exhilarating !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Trying to get my head around this forum.....

Good evening FPL. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ™©. And all the other threads on the other forums. Have fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Empress.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi oi squiffly one reporting for....what do you want me for?

I'm a bit like this

Squiffy Honey, hello.

Squiffly Honey wants to see stiffy Jimmy

Yes! Shall I get my boobs out now? "

Ooooooffft.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too."

A. Wenger out. BUT A. Winger in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im d*unk is that ok?"

Good evening John. That's ok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll, almost summer day temps in the 80's, bright sunshine, resting up for the work week, and while i'm at it lurking and perving on here

Howdy and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Bill. Sounds like it's getting hot with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, hope you've had a good Easter. I'm in bed unusually early so enjoying the chance to perv without any distractions x

Good evening Angie. It's been a very chilled Easter, I hope yours was good. You are in bed early. x

It's been quiet. Yes not often I get an early night so alls good. X "

You enjoy your night and bed. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hi all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Well hi Jim, so how's everyone tonight x

I'm good thanks. What's going on with you, Hot?

Enjoying the banter and views

Me too.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too.

A. Wenger out. BUT A. Winger in.

Oi, I'm no Gooner missus!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Time is non existent here isn't it? "

Ace has a big clock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got a song in my head now.

Can I lick it?

Yes you can

Can I lick it?

Yes you can "

I'm taking that as written consent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too.

A. Wenger out. BUT A. Winger in.

Oi, I'm no Gooner missus!

Hey, you guys!

You're *so* one of the Goonies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Exhilarating !!!"

'Citing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too.

A. Wenger out. BUT A. Winger in.

? Easily confused lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too.

A. Wenger out. BUT A. Winger in.

Google Iain Lee football song.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too.

A. Wenger out. BUT A. Winger in.

Oi, I'm no Gooner missus!

Ah... got ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too.

A. Wenger out. BUT A. Winger in.

Oi, I'm no Gooner missus!

Ah... got ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too.

A. Wenger out. BUT A. Winger in.

? Easily confused lol

Our very own Ace Winger. Grood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too.

A. Wenger out. BUT A. Winger in.

Oi, I'm no Gooner missus!

You're a Ram man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too.

A. Wenger out. BUT A. Winger in.

Google Iain Lee football song.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too.

A. Wenger out. BUT A. Winger in.

Oi, I'm no Gooner missus!

Hey, you guys!

You're *so* one of the Goonies.

You fancy being Ram Raided instead

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Im watching the Cheshire Lades and then going to bed..bloody Knackered.

hope everyone had a great day.

Good evening Cin. Cheshire Ladies? Is that a reality TV show?"

Yep just another load of women Bitching.. Does make me laugh though. Night Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hi all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Well hi Jim, so how's everyone tonight x

I'm good thanks. What's going on with you, Hot?

Enjoying the banter and views

Me too."

Faf anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning, just climbed into bed, but can't sleep! Typical!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh flipping heck. Nick Abbott is on LBC, I've missed two hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour."

Heads. Turned.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh flipping heck. Nick Abbott is on LBC, I've missed two hours."

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Just popped in to say hi but after a couple of full on days at work I'm tucked up already!!! Off tomorrow though so

BG gone you say?? *dammit Janet*

Just looked at your pics OP, I have to say you have a delicious looking cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im watching the Cheshire Lades and then going to bed..bloody Knackered.

hope everyone had a great day.

Good evening Cin. Cheshire Ladies? Is that a reality TV show?

Yep just another load of women Bitching.. Does make me laugh though. Night Jim

Na night Cin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh flipping heck. Nick Abbott is on LBC, I've missed two hours.

No it's Ian Collins?

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I turned over to watch Purple Rain... had no idea it was so fruity!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Doves are crying now.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too.

A. Wenger out. BUT A. Winger in.

Oi, I'm no Gooner missus!

Hey, you guys!

You're *so* one of the Goonies.

You fancy being Ram Raided instead

I did a Ram joke too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh flipping heck. Nick Abbott is on LBC, I've missed two hours.

No it's Ian Collins?"

Nick Abbott is filling in for Ian Collins.

#euphemism

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too.

A. Wenger out. BUT A. Winger in.

Oi, I'm no Gooner missus!

Hey, you guys!

You're *so* one of the Goonies.

You fancy being Ram Raided instead

He may be a Ram Man. I'm a Ram-pant Rabbit Woman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doves are crying now.....

Sadly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh flipping heck. Nick Abbott is on LBC, I've missed two hours.

No it's Ian Collins?

Nick Abbott is filling in for Ian Collins.

#euphemism"

Dammit. I didn't press listen. On it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning, just climbed into bed, but can't sleep! Typical! "

Good evening Xman. I'm calling you Xman because you're a mouthful. Try counting rams.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I did a Ram joke too.

Ewe should have been quicker though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did a Ram joke too.

Ewe should have been quicker though

He was. He came first. (!) and you're the sheep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just popped in to say hi but after a couple of full on days at work I'm tucked up already!!! Off tomorrow though so

BG gone you say?? *dammit Janet*

Just looked at your pics OP, I have to say you have a delicious looking cock

Good evening Lick. Get some rest. And thank you very much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I turned over to watch Purple Rain... had no idea it was so fruity!

Good evening Golden. I'm hoping it's available on catch up. Is it on the BBC?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"He may be a Ram Man. I'm a Ram-pant Rabbit Woman.

Ma username on another site is RampantRam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Working

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Doves are crying now.....

When doves

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"MOTD

Goals, league stuff and points and shit.

Enjoy the footy Grood. Which team do you support?

Sadly I'll be honest... Arsenal...

Boro tomorrow and not to hopefully

Ah, the underwhelming Arsenal. Wenger in, or Wenger out? Of Arsenal, not you.

Ha ha... out at this stage... he's run his race

I think he has too.

A. Wenger out. BUT A. Winger in.

Oi, I'm no Gooner missus!

Hey, you guys!

You're *so* one of the Goonies.

You fancy being Ram Raided instead

He may be a Ram Man. I'm a Ram-pant Rabbit Woman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He may be a Ram Man. I'm a Ram-pant Rabbit Woman.

Ma username on another site is RampantRam

We are made for each other.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening All. My cat only has half a tail

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Working "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I hope your shift passes quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening All. My cat only has half a tail

Good evening Tink. What the?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Working

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I hope your shift passes quickly."

Only 7 hours to go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening All. My cat only has half a tail

I'm sure it will grow back once the nuclear holocast starts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Working

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I hope your shift passes quickly.

Only 7 hours to go"

Keep on keeping on, 666.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening All. My cat only has half a tail

Good evening Tink. What the?!"

She was missing for a few days came home with a broken crushed tail

. Expensive cat surgery aka now has half a tail. We are both super sad.

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"I turned over to watch Purple Rain... had no idea it was so fruity!

Good evening Golden. I'm hoping it's available on catch up. Is it on the BBC?"

No, on Channel 5 but I'm sure they must have a catch up available too

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 17/04/17 00:27:06]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening All. My cat only has half a tail

Get down the shops, Tink. Sounds like you need some retail therapy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening All. My cat only has half a tail

Good evening Tink. What the?!

It's ok. He reads the Tale Of Two Kitties and they both get reunited eventually

Nope Elsa is now an amputee apparently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening All. My cat only has half a tail

Good evening Tink. What the?!

She was missing for a few days came home with a broken crushed tail

. Expensive cat surgery aka now has half a tail. We are both super sad."

Hope you're both feline better soon.

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

"Evening All. My cat only has half a tail

Good evening Tink. What the?!

She was missing for a few days came home with a broken crushed tail

. Expensive cat surgery aka now has half a tail. We are both super sad."

oh dear! 1 of mine had similar, but just had a stub left, her balance for jumping was abit iffy for a few weeks, but she soon adapted.x

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By *hris For Long NightsMan over a year ago

Belfast

Evening all hope everyone has had a good easter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

James,you're being a bit exuberant with your Good Evenings tonight.

Have a bit of decorum there's a good chap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening All. My cat only has half a tail

Get down the shops, Tink. Sounds like you need some retail therapy. "

It's half past midnight Estella although I saw a very cute dress online

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening All. My cat only has half a tail

Good evening Tink. What the?!

She was missing for a few days came home with a broken crushed tail

. Expensive cat surgery aka now has half a tail. We are both super sad."

Oh no, your poor kitty. At least it wasn't a worse injury.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening All. My cat only has half a tail

Good evening Tink. What the?!

It's ok. He reads the Tale Of Two Kitties and they both get reunited eventually

Nope Elsa is now an amputee apparently

Yeah, sorry about that earlier post

I've raised 3 generations of Border Collies and they were all like family to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening All. My cat only has half a tail

Good evening Tink. What the?!

She was missing for a few days came home with a broken crushed tail

. Expensive cat surgery aka now has half a tail. We are both super sad.

oh dear! 1 of mine had similar, but just had a stub left, her balance for jumping was abit iffy for a few weeks, but she soon adapted.x"

She is currently wearing a cone and looking at me with the saddest eyes EVER

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What did ace Ace remove?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry Tink, they were cat jokes, but obviously genuinely sorry to hear your news.,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He removed his cat joke in better taste than I.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening All. My cat only has half a tail

Good evening Tink. What the?!

It's ok. He reads the Tale Of Two Kitties and they both get reunited eventually

Nope Elsa is now an amputee apparently

Don't be silly I know it was said in jest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A lock in good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Chris.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No need to be sorry All I know you're all sweethearts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gotta love a lock in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Innocent, a big lock in good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ace, no need to feel sheepish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The obligatory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhhh cheeky kisses from me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Ace, no need to feel sheepish. "

Jim, I lambment your ram-related jokes. Ovine must you put us through them?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ace, no need to feel sheepish."

Flock off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Funny flockers.

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