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words/expressions that make you really hot under the collar
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over a year ago
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"'stop putting veg-e-tebles in my bed, it's puuuurvuuuurse!' - that's horny!! 
I'd go ferklin for her pea any time.
You'd be fighting me for it then. "
Toss ye for it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'stop putting veg-e-tebles in my bed, it's puuuurvuuuurse!' - that's horny!!
I'd go ferklin for her pea any time.
You'd be fighting me for it then.
Toss ye for it! "
You'll lose. I've been told many times that I'm a fucking big wanker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'stop putting veg-e-tebles in my bed, it's puuuurvuuuurse!' - that's horny!! "
ha ha i love it.
i can take off accents quite well actually, mebbe need to do that one more often   |
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". " suck my cock wench" when FSM says it.
Did that comment not get the bloke shot in "Thelma and Louise" ?;-)"
FSM is a very quiet man normally... and the first time i tried to get him to talk dirty. while spanking me he said and i quote " your a very bad girl. a very bad girl... you forgot to buy the milk.." i laughed so much i think it put him off for a while.. so when he does say things like suck my cock wench i know he is real horny and is saying it to please me.. and that makes me horny. lol
sorry wafling..   |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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When asked in Fast Food Restaurants,
"Do you want fries with that?"
I usually ask the cretinous oaf behind the counter with...
"Did you hear me state I wanted them in my order?"
Sometimes, I get a response of "No", to which I reply, "then, there's your answer!"
If I get no positive reply at all, I say "I asked for what I wanted. Do they not teach you how to tell the difference between a positive customer order and a customer who is indecisive?"
If they don't get it after that, I walk out.....immediately! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In a porn clip a few years I first heard the phrase 'oh yeah, suck that fuckin crane' (has to be said in an american porn accent).
It made me howl with laughter but when I told the other half she was and still is disgusted by it.
So by far the easiest way to wind her up is to ask her if she fancies suckin my crane.
Evil I know, but amusing just the same  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In a porn clip a few years I first heard the phrase 'oh yeah, suck that fuckin crane' (has to be said in an american porn accent).
It made me howl with laughter but when I told the other half she was and still is disgusted by it.
So by far the easiest way to wind her up is to ask her if she fancies suckin my crane.
Evil I know, but amusing just the same "
Only in American porn.. wouldn't sound half as funny in German |
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