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So i thought i'd put this to you guys as you are a humorous bunch!!
So a friend is wanting some souvenir stickers made for an adult event (very much in the mocking style of 'i went to blackpool and all i got was this lousy tshirt')
Need to be short and sweet but he wants a variety
my suggestion was
" i was 2 people short of a threesome at XXXX*"
Crack on lovelys. Help me out. Theres no limit
*would say event name not xxxx obviously |
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"I Went To XXXX And All I Got Was This Lousy STI
I gather you're not in marketing. 
 have you read the thread premise?"
 yes, just thought the prospect of leaving an adult event with an STI was a bit beyond the pale. I know it's not advertising for the event, but even as a souvenir it sounds a bit odd. |
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"I saw, I came I conquered xxxx
Like this one but change the order to
I saw, I conquered, I came
Yeh, your order is better x"
Or "I came, I saw, I came again"
Or just "Pussy Patrol" t-shirts like the Inbetweeners |
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