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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to be told i looked like demi moor off g.i jane ( i was skinny and had a short hair lol ) now i get lilly alan aparantly i sing like her too but i dont see it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get Phil Jupitus and Johnny Vegas all the time message me if you want proof
I think it explains the silence I get after a woman asks for my face pic
I just need to find a filthy woman with a thing for tubby comedians and im sorted! |
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"i get kirsty allsop, off location...
Wow Kirsty Allsop is alot of guys fantasy woman, being from sheffield do you have her accent though lol"
i'm not from sheff originally, and spent my childhood getting a thick ear if i didn't enunciate... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"had message today from Osama Bin Laden look a like .... bit scary!! 
was he face down in the water....."
she recognised him from the bullet wounds (allegedly)  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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Someone said on a recent similar thread on here, that I look like the late scriptwriter and broadcaster, Barry Took.
But years ago, when I worked in a hotel in a town in Suffolk, I was at that time told I was a dead ringer of "Harold Bishop" out of Neighbours. I took it all in good part, especially as everyone would hum the theme tune to the programme every time I'd pass through the Bars, but it turned to my advantage one day.
My "fans" were the students who frequented our public bar every day. One day close to Xmas, three yobs came in and started causing trouble, As Licensee, I'd to get them out, but all three turned and launched an attack on me. As I went down in a hail of punches, slaps and boots going in, I heard above the mob, "Harold's being attacked!" and 40 or so students piled in!
The Police had to be called in, not only to arrest these 3 yobs for criminal damage, but to protect them too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been likend to Bruce Willis with the eyes and cheeky grin having a shaven head helps too lol  think we are going to need proof lol x"
Yes, i second this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I keep getting mistaken for my wife lol well on cam in chat get lots of pm's added xxxx or how big are your tits sexy lol even worse wonna watch me wank 
* crEepS rOunD grAveYArD * -|- |
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