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over a year ago
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"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab."
I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.
I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too "
Being interesting to see!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"At work.... a very quiet shift tonight... roll on 0630.
Fab, the Iplayer and a kettle for company,
well my colleagues have no idea about Fab  "
Kettle down, we're here all night.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm being an awesome forum thread legend.
Are you though? Where's the late thread?  "
There was an Evening all thread. I thought that thread had it covered. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm being an awesome forum thread legend.
Are you though? Where's the late thread?
There was an Evening all thread. I thought that thread had it covered."
Ahhhh, gotcha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep
Hope you get some rest "
Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep
Hope you get some rest
Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon "
I like hippos. True fact. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]
See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.
There's no stopping you. "
You can't keep a good man down. |
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"I'm being an awesome forum thread bellend."
Oops sorry, dodgy keyboard honest guv innit 
Just chillin' after a couple of nights at Chams, and an afternoon/evening spent in several public hostelries in Brum |
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"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]
See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.
There's no stopping you.
You can't keep a good man down."
Are you up? I can't see. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm being an awesome forum thread bellend.
Oops sorry, dodgy keyboard honest guv innit
Just chillin' after a couple of nights at Chams, and an afternoon/evening spent in several public hostelries in Brum "
You were at Chams? Who knew?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm being an awesome forum thread bellend.
Oops sorry, dodgy keyboard honest guv innit
Just chillin' after a couple of nights at Chams, and an afternoon/evening spent in several public hostelries in Brum "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.
I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too "
people in sheds. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.
I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too
people in sheds. "
Where's your shed at? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.
I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too
people in sheds.
Where's your shed at?"
In his fancy back garden. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.
I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too
people in sheds.
Where's your shed at?
In his fancy back garden."
I've a fancy front garden. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.
I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too
people in sheds.
Where's your shed at?
In his fancy back garden.
I've a fancy front garden. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]
See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.
There's no stopping you.
You can't keep a good man down."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1DiNuVtDM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.
I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too
people in sheds.
Where's your shed at?
In his fancy back garden."
true dat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]
See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.
There's no stopping you.
You can't keep a good man down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1DiNuVtDM"
The fact that is yard music and we're talking about gardens too, tickles me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just your regular grade insomniac
Yo Mamma, you need to up your game innit sis 
Seems I've had it done to me curtesy of Christos "
well...not yet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep
Hope you get some rest
Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon
I like hippos. True fact. "
I saw a video of a baby one the other day on fb, instantly melted it was soo freaking cute! I love hippos (being the size of one its like a kindred spirit) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]
See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.
There's no stopping you.
You can't keep a good man down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1DiNuVtDM
The fact that is yard music and we're talking about gardens too, tickles me. "
in your fancy front garden? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep
Hope you get some rest
Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon
I like hippos. True fact.
I saw a video of a baby one the other day on fb, instantly melted it was soo freaking cute! I love hippos (being the size of one its like a kindred spirit) "
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros -- Flight of the Conchords
https://youtu.be/FArZxLj6DLk
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]
See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.
There's no stopping you.
You can't keep a good man down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1DiNuVtDM
The fact that is yard music and we're talking about gardens too, tickles me.
in your fancy front garden?"
I like to be tickled there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]
See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.
There's no stopping you.
You can't keep a good man down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1DiNuVtDM"
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"I'm just your regular grade insomniac
Yo Mamma, you need to up your game innit sis
Seems I've had it done to me curtesy of Christos
well...not yet... "
well you know they say there's a time and place for everything  |
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"I've a fancy front garden.
Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?
Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush? "
It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've a fancy front garden.
Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?
Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?
It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter "
Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink. |
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"I've a fancy front garden.
Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?
Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?
It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter
Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink."
Nah she has fairy dust that makes your foof magically gorgeous in an instance |
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"I've a fancy front garden.
Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?
Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?
It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter
Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink."
Shurrup you, I only "borrowed" it for the evening  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've a fancy front garden.
Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?
Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?
It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter
Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink."
It does. It's all a bit too vajazzle dazzle for me. I just want a fuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep
Hope you get some rest
Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon
I like hippos. True fact.
I saw a video of a baby one the other day on fb, instantly melted it was soo freaking cute! I love hippos (being the size of one its like a kindred spirit)
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros -- Flight of the Conchords
https://youtu.be/FArZxLj6DLk
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Thats awesome!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep
Hope you get some rest
Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon
I like hippos. True fact.
I saw a video of a baby one the other day on fb, instantly melted it was soo freaking cute! I love hippos (being the size of one its like a kindred spirit)
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros -- Flight of the Conchords
https://youtu.be/FArZxLj6DLk
Thats awesome!!!"
It is. And I can rap it all too -- I'm actually pretty spesh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've a fancy front garden.
Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?
Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?
It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter
Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink.
It does. It's all a bit too vajazzle dazzle for me. I just want a fuck. "
Me too. |
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"I've a fancy front garden.
Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?
Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?
It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter
Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink.
It does. It's all a bit too vajazzle dazzle for me. I just want a fuck.
Me too."
Bend over then bruv, whose turn is it to go on top? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep
Hope you get some rest
Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon
I like hippos. True fact.
I saw a video of a baby one the other day on fb, instantly melted it was soo freaking cute! I love hippos (being the size of one its like a kindred spirit)
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros -- Flight of the Conchords
https://youtu.be/FArZxLj6DLk
Thats awesome!!!
It is. And I can rap it all too -- I'm actually pretty spesh! "
If only we could put vids on here id love to see that!!! You need your own youtube channel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've a fancy front garden.
Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?
Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?
It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter
Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink.
It does. It's all a bit too vajazzle dazzle for me. I just want a fuck.
Me too."
Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flesh screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep
Hope you get some rest
Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon
I like hippos. True fact.
I saw a video of a baby one the other day on fb, instantly melted it was soo freaking cute! I love hippos (being the size of one its like a kindred spirit)
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros -- Flight of the Conchords
https://youtu.be/FArZxLj6DLk
Thats awesome!!!
It is. And I can rap it all too -- I'm actually pretty spesh!
If only we could put vids on here id love to see that!!! You need your own youtube channel "
I don't think anyone wants to see me on cam! |
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"Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flash screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness."
What kind of cheese have you got, cos that could be a deal breaker |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep
Hope you get some rest
Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon
I like hippos. True fact.
I saw a video of a baby one the other day on fb, instantly melted it was soo freaking cute! I love hippos (being the size of one its like a kindred spirit)
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros -- Flight of the Conchords
https://youtu.be/FArZxLj6DLk
Thats awesome!!!
It is. And I can rap it all too -- I'm actually pretty spesh!
If only we could put vids on here id love to see that!!! You need your own youtube channel
I don't think anyone wants to see me on cam! "
I do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flash screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness.
What kind of cheese have you got, cos that could be a deal breaker "
All. The. Cheeses.
There has always got to be a selection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've a fancy front garden.
Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?
Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?
It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter
Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink.
It does. It's all a bit too vajazzle dazzle for me. I just want a fuck.
Me too.
Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flesh screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness. "
Delicious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've a fancy front garden.
Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?
Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?
It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter
Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink.
It does. It's all a bit too vajazzle dazzle for me. I just want a fuck.
Me too.
Bend over then bruv, whose turn is it to go on top? "
Haven't you got a strimmer to return?  |
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"Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flash screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness.
What kind of cheese have you got, cos that could be a deal breaker "
I be got some charcoal cheese, sticky toffee pudding cheese, Wensleydale with cranberries, Stilton, pepper jack and a bob standard mature cheddar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flash screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness.
What kind of cheese have you got, cos that could be a deal breaker
I be got some charcoal cheese, sticky toffee pudding cheese, Wensleydale with cranberries, Stilton, pepper jack and a bob standard mature cheddar"
Sticky toffee pudding cheese? What be this?! |
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"Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flash screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness.
What kind of cheese have you got, cos that could be a deal breaker
I be got some charcoal cheese, sticky toffee pudding cheese, Wensleydale with cranberries, Stilton, pepper jack and a bob standard mature cheddar
Sticky toffee pudding cheese? What be this?! "
I've got a specialist cheese shop in the village next to mine they do all kinds of wonderful flavours and yes it's a cheese that tastes just like sticky toffee pudding. I don't know how they do it I just know I can't stop eating it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flash screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness.
What kind of cheese have you got, cos that could be a deal breaker
I be got some charcoal cheese, sticky toffee pudding cheese, Wensleydale with cranberries, Stilton, pepper jack and a bob standard mature cheddar
Sticky toffee pudding cheese? What be this?!
I've got a specialist cheese shop in the village next to mine they do all kinds of wonderful flavours and yes it's a cheese that tastes just like sticky toffee pudding. I don't know how they do it I just know I can't stop eating it "
Amazing! |
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"Just got home after an argument with an American trumpet.
Brassy. Well, it was instrumentalwonder if he had tea with his American trumpet"
apparently not, just jam and a crumpet |
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"Just got home after an argument with an American trumpet.
Brassy. Well, it was instrumentalwonder if he had tea with his American trumpet apparently not, just jam and a crumpet"
All I said was, social education is fucked when were taught to respect each other but world leaders act like bullies in the playground... Give a 3 year old access to a nuclear warhead, they might push that button, cause there curious and don't know the consequences lol |
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"Just got home after an argument with an American trumpet.
Brassy. Well, it was instrumentalwonder if he had tea with his American trumpet apparently not, just jam and a crumpet All I said was, social education is fucked when were taught to respect each other but world leaders act like bullies in the playground... Give a 3 year old access to a nuclear warhead, they might push that button, cause there curious and don't know the consequences lol"
Seriously between this and other threads, what have you been smoking tonight? |
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"Just got home after an argument with an American trumpet.
Brassy. Well, it was instrumentalwonder if he had tea with his American trumpet apparently not, just jam and a crumpet All I said was, social education is fucked when were taught to respect each other but world leaders act like bullies in the playground... Give a 3 year old access to a nuclear warhead, they might push that button, cause there curious and don't know the consequences lol
Seriously between this and other threads, what have you been smoking tonight? "
Seriously? I've been smoking amber leaf, with added herbs, is it that obvious? |
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