"Again op organise a Jacobs join "
Slightly off topic (get it?) I did think of organising a Brighton Beach Picnic last summer but although some people were interested, I thought such a thing wouldn't be very popular. Just a normal picnic.....a swingers social. |
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"I want to shove a stick of celery up someones arse and leave the leaves hanging out"
We've had meets where cucumbers and bananas have been shoved up various arses , but yet to delight in a stick of celery .... food for thought |
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Love sploshing! In my head though as I've never found anyone willing to take it to the level that I'd like to go. A lil chocolate sauce and ice-cream is the most I've done. And icing! Which was okay. But I'd love to be really excessive |
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"Love sploshing! In my head though as I've never found anyone willing to take it to the level that I'd like to go. A lil chocolate sauce and ice-cream is the most I've done. And icing! Which was okay. But I'd love to be really excessive "
Let's have an example? |
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"I want to shove a stick of celery up someones arse and leave the leaves hanging out
Oh now why say that when you were on triffle dutysorry i was thinking of the visual aspect "
I'm not including shoving things up my arse! It's purely exit only!!! |
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"I have been a buffet once- does that count?
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It was fun but the whipped cream kept melting so the strawberries kept sliding off my nipples!"
I'd mis-read the original as "Been *to* a buffet", then saw this an the penny dropped....!
Much like the strawberries apparently....! |
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