Throw yourself at us, selling us at your worst. Some do it covertly, taking pics of themselves atop a dirty hovel, filthy bed or loo. But you can compete with their efforts to downgrade themselves through the use of words. Unless you have some revolting pics - though there's a shortage of eye bleach. |
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I can only gag on cock for three minutes max before i have to take a breath
Cant do sex for 16hours straight anymore only about 4 or 5
I can only make sauces for cooking from scratch i cant bear to buy the ones in the supermarket that must taste better
I have horribly massive boobs, my eyes are too blue and my lips too soft...
You just wouldnt want me |
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I'm a petulant bitch who pisses everywhere, is crap in bed, has as much suck as a 20 year old smart price hoover, glass eye and a vagina that resembles a microwave lasagne *not the m&s kind.
Fancy a fuck? |
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"I'm a petulant bitch who pisses everywhere, is crap in bed, has as much suck as a 20 year old smart price hoover, glass eye and a vagina that resembles a microwave lasagne *not the m&s kind.
Fancy a fuck? "
*true story.  |
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"I'm a petulant bitch who pisses everywhere, is crap in bed, has as much suck as a 20 year old smart price hoover, glass eye and a vagina that resembles a microwave lasagne *not the m&s kind.
Fancy a fuck? "
By the description I thought you were my ex-wife - so obviously my type.... yes please!!!  |
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"I'm a petulant bitch who pisses everywhere, is crap in bed, has as much suck as a 20 year old smart price hoover, glass eye and a vagina that resembles a microwave lasagne *not the m&s kind.
Fancy a fuck?
*true story. "
Very much so. I've been known to put men off that dish y'know.
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I'm married cheating scum. More capable of honesty with a bunch of strangers on the internet than with my own partner. Hypocrisy is my chief strength along with a web of lies and deceit that would make Satan blush. I'm overweight, despite efforts to reverse it, with a pitiful 6 inch cock as my only attribute that anyone could remotely consider sexual. Oh and I'm bisexual too so riddled with all kinds of diseases that unsuspecting partners will catch. Never fear though because I'm a complete timewaster that doesn't meet!!! |
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"Weeble shaped and snort when I laugh 
Fair description I'd say, bet you snore as well!
So glad you found me again this evening "
To me you shine like a beacon of hope in this evil ridden darkness. So no matter which corner of foul depravity I may have sunk all I have to do is look up and I know I will be able to see you for reassurance and know that I can get out. |
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