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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

Twonk features has taken the van to the garage and left himself logged into fab.... just imagining the fun I could have on his behalf, lol Should I? Could I?

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By *inktherapyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester

definitely!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dwarf baiting is illegal in England innit?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No im back now xx

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"No im back now xx "

unfortunately!!! spoil all my fun why don't you!! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No im back now xx

unfortunately!!! spoil all my fun why don't you!! x "

Are you always this fiesty after sex?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

wendy did you watch eastenders last night by any chance?? lol

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"wendy did you watch eastenders last night by any chance?? lol"

I would think they had better things to do than watch eastenders

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"wendy did you watch eastenders last night by any chance?? lol

I would think they had better things to do than watch eastenders"

you are more than likely right,, i just remember laughing when Kat and Alfie had a 'tiff' and called each other 'Twonks' - id never heard that word before

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"No im back now xx

unfortunately!!! spoil all my fun why don't you!! x

Are you always this fiesty after sex? "

Before, during and after!!!!! want to find out first hand???

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

Kim, didn't watch Easties, was too busy trying on new shoes!!!

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Kim, didn't watch Easties, was too busy trying on new shoes!!! "

Am amazed he let you out of the bedroom

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

never even made it that far, lol x

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"never even made it that far, lol x"

Now why does that NOT surprise me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kim, didn't watch Easties, was too busy trying on new shoes!!! "

shoes or flip flops?? In England we have a season known as 'summer' where it doesn't rain and we experience warmth/heat. Not aware if you folk north of the border experience it.

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By *inktherapyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester


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you are more than likely right,, i just remember laughing when Kat and Alfie had a 'tiff' and called each other 'Twonks' - id never heard that word before "

I frequently use the terms 'twonk' and 'twonk features' - never heard anyone else outside my family use them though

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Kim, didn't watch Easties, was too busy trying on new shoes!!!

shoes or flip flops?? In England we have a season known as 'summer' where it doesn't rain and we experience warmth/heat. Not aware if you folk north of the border experience it.

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Up here in Hull recently, we've had a large Orange ball of light high up in the sky, cutting its way through the smog! Would that be "sunshine" you guys elsewhere talk about??

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

Pet, only just made it out the station!!

proper shoes Kim, with heels!!!!! Unbelievably, we do have summer in Scotland. It's usually the second Friday in May but only in a leap year.

Pink, twonk is one of my fave words, second only to fud... much more refined than Twat!!!!

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Pet, only just made it out the station!!

proper shoes Kim, with heels!!!!! Unbelievably, we do have summer in Scotland. It's usually the second Friday in May but only in a leap year.

Pink, twonk is one of my fave words, second only to fud... much more refined than Twat!!!!"

Wasn't "twonk" used by Del Boy Trotter in "Only Fools and Horses" from time to time?

It's an excellent word to use when describing someone, but it doesn't appear offensive

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Pet, only just made it out the station!!

proper shoes Kim, with heels!!!!! Unbelievably, we do have summer in Scotland. It's usually the second Friday in May but only in a leap year.

Pink, twonk is one of my fave words, second only to fud... much more refined than Twat!!!!

Wasn't "twonk" used by Del Boy Trotter in "Only Fools and Horses" from time to time?

It's an excellent word to use when describing someone, but it doesn't appear offensive "

you are thinking of "Rodney, you plonker"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pet, only just made it out the station!!

proper shoes Kim, with heels!!!!! Unbelievably, we do have summer in Scotland. It's usually the second Friday in May but only in a leap year.

Pink, twonk is one of my fave words, second only to fud... much more refined than Twat!!!!

Wasn't "twonk" used by Del Boy Trotter in "Only Fools and Horses" from time to time?

It's an excellent word to use when describing someone, but it doesn't appear offensive "

Yep, Del boy used that word.

I remember my ex father in law being fond of using it too...... and that was thirty years ago.

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Pet, only just made it out the station!!

proper shoes Kim, with heels!!!!! Unbelievably, we do have summer in Scotland. It's usually the second Friday in May but only in a leap year.

Pink, twonk is one of my fave words, second only to fud... much more refined than Twat!!!!

Wasn't "twonk" used by Del Boy Trotter in "Only Fools and Horses" from time to time?

It's an excellent word to use when describing someone, but it doesn't appear offensive

Yep, Del boy used that word.

I remember my ex father in law being fond of using it too...... and that was thirty years ago. "

Yes, I had thought of that already, but I'm sure Del Boy said it too.

Memo to myself: Research all Box sets of "Only Fools..." to check!

May be gone some time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yep Del used twonk regularly xx

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Yep Del used twonk regularly xx "

your twonk will be used later!!!

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Yep Del used twonk regularly xx

your twonk will be used later!!!"

No that's his twinkie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Twonk has it's roots in the 90s as a hybrid of the words 'twat' and 'plonker'.

Twat is considered a huge insult to northerners so twonk is not a word that would have originated in the north. Plonker is very much a London word and I recall all my uncles using it regularly when I was a child (does that infer that I was always doing things wrong if I heard the word so frequently? )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I now have his phone beware if yours starts ringing. Wendy xx

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"I now have his phone beware if yours starts ringing. Wendy xx "

kin 'ell, you're not even married yet and you have his possessions.

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Have you taken him bowling yet? A helmet should prevent the pins doing too much damage to his skull. Or vice versa.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Have you taken him bowling yet? A helmet should prevent the pins doing too much damage to his skull. Or vice versa."

He won't go bowling again since I kicked his ass last time x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Have you taken him bowling yet? A helmet should prevent the pins doing too much damage to his skull. Or vice versa.

He won't go bowling again since I kicked his ass last time x

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Only because he couldnt get a propper grip to bowl you...

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By * Trifle HotCouple  over a year ago

coventry

Oh look another one!

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Oh look another one! "

which was started 12 hours ago and YOU are the one that bumped it. If you don't like, don't respond... it's not fuckin rocket science love!!

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By * Trifle HotCouple  over a year ago

coventry


"Oh look another one!

which was started 12 hours ago and YOU are the one that bumped it. If you don't like, don't respond... it's not fuckin rocket science love!!"

I am not your love and wouldn't wish to be, do you not get it??? Its BORING!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh look another one!

which was started 12 hours ago and YOU are the one that bumped it. If you don't like, don't respond... it's not fuckin rocket science love!!I am not your love and wouldn't wish to be, do you not get it??? Its BORING!!!! "

Do what most people do if they don't like a thread....ignore it.

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By * Trifle HotCouple  over a year ago

coventry


"Oh look another one!

which was started 12 hours ago and YOU are the one that bumped it. If you don't like, don't respond... it's not fuckin rocket science love!!I am not your love and wouldn't wish to be, do you not get it??? Its BORING!!!!

Do what most people do if they don't like a thread....ignore it. "

Do most people do that? How do you know? I am merely expressing an opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't help but notice you've posted altogether on four threads and each time has been a derogatory comment.

I just see it as a poor attempt at "look at me notice me"

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By * Trifle HotCouple  over a year ago

coventry


"Can't help but notice you've posted altogether on four threads and each time has been a derogatory comment.

I just see it as a poor attempt at "look at me notice me" "

I'm so glad you think that, do i fit in now then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't help but notice you've posted altogether on four threads and each time has been a derogatory comment.

I just see it as a poor attempt at "look at me notice me" I'm so glad you think that, do i fit in now then? "

You blend right in with the wallpaper.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Do what most people do if they don't like a thread....ignore it. Do most people do that? How do you know? I am merely expressing an opinion. "

Because its called forum experience and there have been many threads about it

I have never and would never complain about anyone putting anything in the forums

And i personally do not understand anybody that has a problem with it

If i don't like a thread then i don't follow it

I certainly dont comment on them as i really don't like to waste my time complaining about something that is really no big deal simples

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't help but notice you've posted altogether on four threads and each time has been a derogatory comment.

I just see it as a poor attempt at "look at me notice me" "

+ 1 here here

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By * Trifle HotCouple  over a year ago

coventry


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Do what most people do if they don't like a thread....ignore it. Do most people do that? How do you know? I am merely expressing an opinion.

Because its called forum experience and there have been many threads about it

I have never and would never complain about anyone putting anything in the forums

And i personally do not understand anybody that has a problem with it

If i don't like a thread then i don't follow it

I certainly dont comment on them as i really don't like to waste my time complaining about something that is really no big deal simples "

Interesting post, i thank you for your input, but if i have an opinion, i will express it

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By * Trifle HotCouple  over a year ago

coventry


"Can't help but notice you've posted altogether on four threads and each time has been a derogatory comment.

I just see it as a poor attempt at "look at me notice me"

+ 1 here here "

+2!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't help but notice you've posted altogether on four threads and each time has been a derogatory comment.

I just see it as a poor attempt at "look at me notice me"

+ 1 here here "

PMSL The whole thread is a look at me venture.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Do what most people do if they don't like a thread....ignore it. Do most people do that? How do you know? I am merely expressing an opinion.

Because its called forum experience and there have been many threads about it

I have never and would never complain about anyone putting anything in the forums

And i personally do not understand anybody that has a problem with it

If i don't like a thread then i don't follow it

I certainly dont comment on them as i really don't like to waste my time complaining about something that is really no big deal simples Interesting post, i thank you for your input, but if i have an opinion, i will express it "

And that is your right but please start your own thread about it as is your right then everyone can ignore that ok xx

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


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Do what most people do if they don't like a thread....ignore it. Do most people do that? How do you know? I am merely expressing an opinion.

Because its called forum experience and there have been many threads about it

I have never and would never complain about anyone putting anything in the forums

And i personally do not understand anybody that has a problem with it

If i don't like a thread then i don't follow it

I certainly dont comment on them as i really don't like to waste my time complaining about something that is really no big deal simples "

+1 - that is one of the many reasons that make you so likeable, Soapy xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't help but notice you've posted altogether on four threads and each time has been a derogatory comment.

I just see it as a poor attempt at "look at me notice me"

+ 1 here here +2!!!!"

I feel you may have read that wrong go back and check

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By * Trifle HotCouple  over a year ago

coventry


"Can't help but notice you've posted altogether on four threads and each time has been a derogatory comment.

I just see it as a poor attempt at "look at me notice me"

+ 1 here here +2!!!!

I feel you may have read that wrong go back and check"

No im joining in!!! LOOK AT ME!!!LOOK AT ME!!!! I go to the pub and use my phone for logging into Fabswingers and everything!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i did think that was the case but didnt want to say anything in case we get another complaint

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Can't help but notice you've posted altogether on four threads and each time has been a derogatory comment.

I just see it as a poor attempt at "look at me notice me"

+ 1 here here

PMSL The whole thread is a look at me venture."

I like looking at Soapy

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

Think it may be time to draw the line and move on...... X

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Can't help but notice you've posted altogether on four threads and each time has been a derogatory comment.

I just see it as a poor attempt at "look at me notice me"

+ 1 here here

PMSL The whole thread is a look at me venture."

I think you will find it was not!! It was meant as a tongue in check thread about someone being daft enough to leave themselves logged in. If I wanted to start a "look at me thread" then it would be titled as that!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't help but notice you've posted altogether on four threads and each time has been a derogatory comment.

I just see it as a poor attempt at "look at me notice me"

+ 1 here here +2!!!!

I feel you may have read that wrong go back and checkNo im joining in!!! LOOK AT ME!!!LOOK AT ME!!!! I go to the pub and use my phone for logging into Fabswingers and everything! "

Great lol thats the way lifes too bloody borin aint it xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't help but notice you've posted altogether on four threads and each time has been a derogatory comment.

I just see it as a poor attempt at "look at me notice me"

+ 1 here here +2!!!!

I feel you may have read that wrong go back and checkNo im joining in!!! LOOK AT ME!!!LOOK AT ME!!!! I go to the pub and use my phone for logging into Fabswingers and everything! "

why do you feel the need to carry this on there is no point you are wasting your time like other peope have said if you dont like what has been posted then move on why waste your time trying to wind people up that reguarly post on the forums and do nothing wrong to you ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't help but notice you've posted altogether on four threads and each time has been a derogatory comment.

I just see it as a poor attempt at "look at me notice me"

+ 1 here here

PMSL The whole thread is a look at me venture.

I think you will find it was not!! It was meant as a tongue in check thread about someone being daft enough to leave themselves logged in. If I wanted to start a "look at me thread" then it would be titled as that!!!!!"

PMSL you protest too much.

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By *razydriver8Couple  over a year ago

plymouth


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PMSL The whole thread is a look at me venture.

I like looking at Soapy "

+1 he makes me laugh and feel horny all at the same time.. soapy is special..

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"

PMSL The whole thread is a look at me venture.

I like looking at Soapy

+1 he makes me laugh and feel horny all at the same time.. soapy is special.. "

aye, special needs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't help but notice you've posted altogether on four threads and each time has been a derogatory comment.

I just see it as a poor attempt at "look at me notice me"

+ 1 here here

PMSL The whole thread is a look at me venture.

I think you will find it was not!! It was meant as a tongue in check thread about someone being daft enough to leave themselves logged in. If I wanted to start a "look at me thread" then it would be titled as that!!!!!

PMSL you protest too much. "

Indeed the art of patiently explaining oneself, repeatedly, to the slowest of learners is a creditable trait which others could learn to recognise and profit from...

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

PMSL The whole thread is a look at me venture.

I like looking at Soapy

+1 he makes me laugh and feel horny all at the same time.. soapy is special..

aye, special needs!!! "

Care to elaborate ?;-)

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn


"Think it may be time to draw the line and move on...... X"

Cough cough.....

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

Indeed the art of patiently explaining oneself, repeatedly, to the slowest of learners is a creditable trait which others could learn to recognise and profit from..."

Will you please be my mentor for a while?

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"

PMSL The whole thread is a look at me venture.

I like looking at Soapy

+1 he makes me laugh and feel horny all at the same time.. soapy is special..

aye, special needs!!!

Care to elaborate ?;-)"

do I need to??

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Think it may be time to draw the line and move on...... X

Cough cough..... "

fisherman's friend?? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think it may be time to draw the line and move on...... X

Cough cough..... "

View for forums diplomat!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can feel a 'user no longer on site' moment about to happen.

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

PMSL The whole thread is a look at me venture.

I like looking at Soapy

+1 he makes me laugh and feel horny all at the same time.. soapy is special..

aye, special needs!!!

Care to elaborate ?;-)

do I need to??"

Dint know he was kinky in his needs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Okay is it the dwarfs or the midgets round? I'll have a large one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

PMSL The whole thread is a look at me venture.

I like looking at Soapy

+1 he makes me laugh and feel horny all at the same time.. soapy is special..

aye, special needs!!!

Care to elaborate ?;-)

do I need to??

Dint know he was kinky in his needs"

xx

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Okay is it the dwarfs or the midgets round? I'll have a large one. "
Are you being sizist?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think it may be time to draw the line and move on...... X

Cough cough.....

View for forums diplomat! "

Aye!!

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I can feel a 'user no longer on site' moment about to happen. "

No, I dont want to leave... I only just renewd Please dont make me

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn


"Think it may be time to draw the line and move on...... X

Cough cough.....

View for forums diplomat! "

No it's just distracting me from the eviction on the apprentice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Okay is it the dwarfs or the midgets round? I'll have a large one. Are you being sizist?"

I'm being greedy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think it may be time to draw the line and move on...... X

Cough cough.....

View for forums diplomat!

Aye!! "

No chance.........this is good _iewing. Who is this Soapy character anyway?

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Think it may be time to draw the line and move on...... X

Cough cough.....

View for forums diplomat!

Aye!! "

indeed View is special too.. but in a different way than Soapy... kind of special ina useful way... ah well I ll shut up... now...

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By *havenangel1Couple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Think it may be time to draw the line and move on...... X

Cough cough..... "

I do love this comment and the way everyone just carried on anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think it may be time to draw the line and move on...... X

Cough cough.....

View for forums diplomat!

Aye!! "

Never thought I'd ever see those three words in the same sentence. View, forum and diplomat.

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Think it may be time to draw the line and move on...... X

Cough cough.....

View for forums diplomat!

No it's just distracting me from the eviction on the apprentice "

Think Lord Sugar could take a lesson or two from you...

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

After the eviction... Rip the fuck out of each other..

I admit it's all about me ....

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Think it may be time to draw the line and move on...... X

Cough cough.....

View for forums diplomat!

Aye!!

Never thought I'd ever see those three words in the same sentence. View, forum and diplomat. "

Credit where credit is due...

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

The best thing to do if someone is annoying you or you don't like their posts is to ignore them....otherwise it spoils it for the people who do like certain threads / posts.

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