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Im confused by this Easter stuff. Is it Jesus's birthday today, or Sunday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

It's when jesus jumped out of an egg lsud by a rabbit.....silly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think ( if memory is right) he died today and rose on Sunday. His birthday is around the time of Santa.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pagan festival mate, hijacked by the Christian mob, Jesus apparently died today.......so eat your hot cross buns, pay ya taxes and shut up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be silly. Today is the day Jesus flew Red 5 into the heart of the death star and destroyed it with a single photon pulse! God, do you not know your religious history??

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

I thought it was Brian's special weekend, although he has been a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dunno, all I know is that it's ok to stuff ya face full of CHOCOLATE!

If that ain't worth celebrating then what is?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus was crucified today, supposedly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought it was Brian's special weekend, although he has been a very naughty boy

Yes, Bigus Dickus was most displeased!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think ( if memory is right) he died today and rose on Sunday. His birthday is around the time of Satan. "

Jesus and Satan have the same birthday?

How didnt I know that!?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I dunno, all I know is that it's ok to stuff ya face full of CHOCOLATE!

If that ain't worth celebrating then what is?

Not til Sunday it isn't! Sunday is stuff ya face full of CHOCOLATE!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Always look on the bright side of life ...

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"I thought it was Brian's special weekend, although he has been a very naughty boy

Yes, Bigus Dickus was most displeased! "

Nor were the cwowd of wowdy wuffians!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's when Jesus died for our sins so we could have chocolate and 2 bank holidays

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By *ommenhimCouple over a year ago

wigan

"I thought it was Brian's special weekend, although he has been a very naughty boy

Yes, Bigus Dickus was most displeased! "

He was.... he has a wife you know?!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Think ( if memory is right) he died today and rose on Sunday. His birthday is around the time of Satan.

Jesus and Satan have the same birthday?

How didnt I know that!?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"It's when Jesus died for our sins so we could have chocolate and 2 bank holidays"

Amen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Christian view is that lent ended yesterday, 40 days & 40 nights for when Jesus was alone in the dessert & did not succumb to Satan's temptation.

They don't count Sunday's during lent though otherwise it would be 46 days!

Easter Sunday is supposedly when Jesus rose again and started his ministry.

Lent is a time of fasting to show followers that life is short & you should not waste it!

Great philosophy of you ask me, life is for living

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Today was when he finally ate after being on noahs ark for 40 nights without being tempted to eat the bunny. Then on the Sunday he laid a chocolate egg.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It's when Jesus died for our sins so we could have chocolate and 2 bank holidays"

In the words of the great Billy Idol "Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get the humour, but would we poke fun at the other religions so brazenly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus went unlos here a few week ago. I'm sure he'll be back on Sunday. If he does, I called it.

Jesus birthday is 1st Jan isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I get the humour, but would we poke fun at the other religions so brazenly? "

Probably not. Maybe Christians have better sense of humour?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get the humour, but would we poke fun at the other religions so brazenly?

Probably not. Maybe Christians have better sense of humour? "

wasn't a dig Ben...no issue with humour....Probably that debate is best on another thread.

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