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Explain your job BADLY pt.2

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I hunt people and sell them to the government.

How would you explain your job terribly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I locked people up, restrain them, prevent them from leaving, deprive them of their liberties and make them take things they don't want to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I locked people up, restrain them, prevent them from leaving, deprive them of their liberties and make them take things they don't want to.

You're a dominatrix?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I keep small ones at bay, saving the public from their screeching and inane questions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make stuff from other stuff, which gets sent to people who then put stuff in that stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I decide who is allowed to be a British Citizen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Part 1 was such fun I'm playing again, but describing it differently this time, is that allowed OP?

I use temptation and desire to separate you from your hard earned money.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I mess around with colourful and dangerous stuff to make sure its ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I threaten people with expensive court bills and criminal records if they don't so what I say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it bad that having read part 1 and now browsing part 2, that some of these job descriptions sound fucking hot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Part 1 was such fun I'm playing again, but describing it differently this time, is that allowed OP?

I use temptation and desire to separate you from your hard earned money. "

Ah, you know me... Anything is allowed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I decide who is allowed to be a British Citizen "
ive worked in there !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im a holiday reviewer for Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make stuff look better than they did.

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

i take expensive cars off peopke drive them about then abandon them in thexmiddke of nowhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Part 1 was such fun I'm playing again, but describing it differently this time, is that allowed OP?

I use temptation and desire to separate you from your hard earned money. "

You work for Apple?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Part 1 was such fun I'm playing again, but describing it differently this time, is that allowed OP?

I use temptation and desire to separate you from your hard earned money.

You work for Apple?"

Or Greggs?

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By *ondonerMan over a year ago

London / Essex borders

I make people believe that taking their business on holiday for a few days to a big metal shed will make them lots of money, because we will tell our friends to come and see them and buy the stuff they have.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Part 1 was such fun I'm playing again, but describing it differently this time, is that allowed OP?

I use temptation and desire to separate you from your hard earned money.

You work for Apple?

Or Greggs?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll do mine again too.

I am a genius at sales and Machiavellian manipulation. People will dismantle their entire lives because I say so. They will risk their careers, mortgages and health because I tell them to.

I'm usually right and they are richer.

Usually....

(and if I cock up they believe it was their fault for not doing what I say faster)

I sleep very well at night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get managers to tell their staff the stuff they don't want to and try and wriggle out of even though they get paid 4 times what I do

I also get people to talk to each other and discuss and agree things when they would rather send emails blaming each other x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I supply affluent alcoholics their daily fix.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I enable employees of my customer to talk shit on the internet whilst also making trains, planes, white goods and a crap load of other stuff

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

I Do Precision Guess Work Based On Unreliable Data from sources of questionable knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get paid for telling people what they already know...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I create the means by which hackers take over the virtual world.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I press enter on a keyboard all day.

-Mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We make the imprudent more erudite and if we find anyone noisome or impudent we eject them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I work for drug dealers. (Legally)

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple over a year ago

Trowbridge

I embrace management speak to get ducks in a row, enabling my customers to sing off the same song sheet, while everyone skis on the same piste, drinking from the same chalice across the piece.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I determine if people are too sick to help other sick people.

-Mrs

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