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The late late nocturnal thread ™©

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's that time again. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy give, us a try. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...just lurking...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...just lurking..."

Good evening Lincs. Have a good Easter.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening mr jim xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening mr jim xxxx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mrs Voddy. x

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By *amesB66Man over a year ago

St Peter Port

Drifting to sleep...until a friend mentioned that she's watching The Super Orgasm on Ch 4.

How can I get to sleep now?

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By *amesB66Man over a year ago

St Peter Port

Evening Jim and friends...forgetting my manners.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you... chuck me some mini eggs, and my Easter will great!

...and have a good one yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Drifting to sleep...until a friend mentioned that she's watching The Super Orgasm on Ch 4.

How can I get to sleep now?"

Have a wank?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and friends...forgetting my manners."

Good evening!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's that time again. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy give, us a try. Smileyface"
well just lurkin feeling fed up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim, don't often join in the late night threads but thought i'd say hi (Mrs already akip beside me).

Tim

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Evening sweet cheeks and all.

Watching super orgasm..

It's interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

just flirting before bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening - didn't think I'd make it here tonight.

Zzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank you... chuck me some mini eggs, and my Easter will great!

...and have a good one yourself!

I don't have any Mini Eggs. I can chuck you some Caramac Giant Buttons, unopened as well.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Evening Jim.

Better day at work! Only hassle is IPAD which runs out of power from full charge in only 6 hrs. Head Office aware and liaising with Apple for resolution.

At last, have local sales routes in Hull, can have lie in at home.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Evening - didn't think I'd make it here tonight.

Zzzzz"

I'm not here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi "

Hey Honey, how are things with you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhh... even better!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening - didn't think I'd make it here tonight.

Zzzzz

I'm not here."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim, how's your day been, I'm shattered tonight. Been a long day on very little sleep x

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

Ello to you all just finished work so catching up on messages with a lovely glass of red

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The return of the human centipede

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh David. Try and find one of the simple things in life that makes you happy. And hopefully you'll be less sadface.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, don't often join in the late night threads but thought i'd say hi (Mrs already akip beside me).

Tim"

Good evening Tim. Welcome aboard The late late nocturnal thread ™©.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lurking no more... Night all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening sweet cheeks and all.

Watching super orgasm..

It's interesting "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Red. I'll have to catch up with Super Orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

just flirting before bed

Good evening flirty Girty. Nice avatar.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Hi

Hey Honey, how are things with you?"

To quote someone 'cosmic'

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Evening sweet cheeks and all.

Watching super orgasm..

It's interesting

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Red. I'll have to catch up with Super Orgasm."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening - didn't think I'd make it here tonight.

Zzzzz"

Good evening Swing. You've made it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi

Hey Honey, how are things with you?

To quote someone 'cosmic' "

From another galaxy ??

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Evening sweet cheeks and all.

Watching super orgasm..

It's interesting "

It really is

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Hi

Hey Honey, how are things with you?

To quote someone 'cosmic'

From another galaxy ??"

Wouldn't mind being on one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Jim and everyone

Just in from training and pub, surprised Lacey by coming home early with yuk sung and egg fried rice

She's a lucky fucking girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim, just lurking, perving and flirting here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim.

Better day at work! Only hassle is IPAD which runs out of power from full charge in only 6 hrs. Head Office aware and liaising with Apple for resolution.

At last, have local sales routes in Hull, can have lie in at home."

Good evening GG. Happy Thursday! Why not have a lie in somewhere else?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Hi Jim and everyone

Just in from training and pub, surprised Lacey by coming home early with yuk sung and egg fried rice

She's a lucky fucking girl

She is, I want some now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Tonight I have mostly been sitting on my couch doing exactly nothing. Time to lie in bed and perv for a while me thinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ohhhh... even better!

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lurking no more... Night all!"

Na night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how's your day been, I'm shattered tonight. Been a long day on very little sleep x "

Good evening Angie. Today has been okay. I prescribe a big sleep. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching Scandal on Sky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Jim and everyone

Just in from training and pub, surprised Lacey by coming home early with yuk sung and egg fried rice

She's a lucky fucking girl

She is, I want some now "

We're both planning on giving you some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jamessssssss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ello to you all just finished work so catching up on messages with a lovely glass of red "

Good evening Whispers. You enjoy that well earned grape juice.

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

evening all! my kittens have finally got the hang of weaning! 3 weeks left till they transfer. whoop!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how's your day been, I'm shattered tonight. Been a long day on very little sleep x

Good evening Angie. Today has been okay. I prescribe a big sleep. x"

Oh please. X

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Watching Scandal on Sky

Fs I forgot about it, I'm off to watch that now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

Hey Honey, how are things with you?

To quote someone 'cosmic' "

Oh Dave.

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By *lana Honey-LingusTV/TS over a year ago

bolton

Just sitting in the corner lurking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim and everyone

Just in from training and pub, surprised Lacey by coming home early with yuk sung and egg fried rice

She's a lucky fucking girl

Good evening LS. She certainly fucking is.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Hi

Hey Honey, how are things with you?

To quote someone 'cosmic'

Oh Dave."

Where is J0hnny he would sort me out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, just lurking, perving and flirting here

Good evening Sexy. You carry on

and

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Hi Jim and everyone

Just in from training and pub, surprised Lacey by coming home early with yuk sung and egg fried rice

She's a lucky fucking girl

She is, I want some now

We're both planning on giving you some

Takeaway for breakfast then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Tonight I have mostly been sitting on my couch doing exactly nothing. Time to lie in bed and perv for a while me thinks "

Good? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Howie. Merry pervin'. Pervert.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Evening Jim.

Better day at work! Only hassle is IPAD which runs out of power from full charge in only 6 hrs. Head Office aware and liaising with Apple for resolution.

At last, have local sales routes in Hull, can have lie in at home.

Good evening GG. Happy Thursday! Why not have a lie in somewhere else?"

You got someone in mind for me??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh David. Try and find one of the simple things in life that makes you happy. And hopefully you'll be less sadface."
good idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, just lurking, perving and flirting here

Good evening Sexy. You carry on

and

Oh I intend to. Nobody wants to play with me though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watching Scandal on Sky

Good evening m1cks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening everyone and merry easter

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Evening Jim, just lurking, perving and flirting here

Good evening Sexy. You carry on

and

Oh I intend to. Nobody wants to play with me though

Almost Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jamessssssss.

Yvaine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"evening all! my kittens have finally got the hang of weaning! 3 weeks left till they transfer. whoop!

Good evening New. Nice work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim, how you doing? Lurking, bit of perving and supping on some Chase Vodka.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watching Scandal on Sky

Fs I forgot about it, I'm off to watch that now

You enjoy your scandal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening fuckfaces

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just sitting in the corner lurking

Good evening Alana. Don't spend too long in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

Hey Honey, how are things with you?

To quote someone 'cosmic'

Oh Dave.

Where is J0hnny he would sort me out

He really would.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, just lurking, perving and flirting here

Good evening Sexy. You carry on

and

Oh I intend to. Nobody wants to play with me though

Almost Friday

Purple

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim.

Better day at work! Only hassle is IPAD which runs out of power from full charge in only 6 hrs. Head Office aware and liaising with Apple for resolution.

At last, have local sales routes in Hull, can have lie in at home.

Good evening GG. Happy Thursday! Why not have a lie in somewhere else?

You got someone in mind for me??

You'll have to make your own plans GG.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh David. Try and find one of the simple things in life that makes you happy. And hopefully you'll be less sadface.good idea

Go for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, just lurking, perving and flirting here

Good evening Sexy. You carry on

and

Oh I intend to. Nobody wants to play with me though

I find that hard to believe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all, Jim

I'm flirting from my tent in snowdonia x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jamessssssss.

Yvaine.

Can I use your face like a trampoline? Pretty please?

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Evening Jim.

Good evening GG. Happy Thursday! Why not have a lie in somewhere else?

You got someone in mind for me??

You'll have to make your own plans GG."

Spoilsport!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening everyone and merry easter

Good evening Lunch, merry Easter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jamessssssss.

Yvaine.

Can I use your face like a trampoline? Pretty please?"

Britain's got talent is back on Saturday. Did you get through?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, just lurking, perving and flirting here

Good evening Sexy. You carry on

and

Oh I intend to. Nobody wants to play with me though

Almost Friday

A good one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, how you doing? Lurking, bit of perving and supping on some Chase Vodka. "

Good evening Rebel. I'm not too bad thanks. How are things with you?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Night y'all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening fuckfaces"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening fUcKfaCE.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all, Jim

I'm flirting from my tent in snowdonia x "

That's Impressive

Flirting with.... hyperthermia ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't go to sleep now until I've read the opening post on here.

How sad am I

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watching Scandal on Sky

Good evening m1cks.

Hola EJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all, Jim

I'm flirting from my tent in snowdonia x "

The tent of love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jamessssssss.

Yvaine.

Can I use your face like a trampoline? Pretty please?"

Yeah you can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Night y'all "

Na night, sleep well. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim.

Good evening GG. Happy Thursday! Why not have a lie in somewhere else?

You got someone in mind for me??

You'll have to make your own plans GG.

Spoilsport!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watching Scandal on Sky

Fs I forgot about it, I'm off to watch that now

It's chewing gum for the eyes fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all, Jim

I'm flirting from my tent in snowdonia x

That's Impressive

Flirting with.... hyperthermia ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can't go to sleep now until I've read the opening post on here.

How sad am I

That's kinda cute.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all, Jim

I'm flirting from my tent in snowdonia x

That's Impressive

Flirting with.... hyperthermia ?

I feel your pain... was in a tent a few nights ago and boy was it cold .... nobody there to warm you up?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, how you doing? Lurking, bit of perving and supping on some Chase Vodka.

Good evening Rebel. I'm not too bad thanks. How are things with you?"

All good mate, impressed at you maintaining numerous dialogue under one thread. Who said blokes can't multitask

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello!

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, how you doing? Lurking, bit of perving and supping on some Chase Vodka.

Good evening Rebel. I'm not too bad thanks. How are things with you?

All good mate, impressed at you maintaining numerous dialogue under one thread. Who said blokes can't multitask

Good man. Thanks, I try my best.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

working :/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just realised how much i like looking at men's willies.

All so very different, and yet the same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"working :/ "

Just think of the money.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just realised how much i like looking at men's willies.

All so very different, and yet the same."

They are different aren't they. I've never bought into the argument, they all look the same.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Currently stood outside in my back garden naked from waist down with clean shaven balls and a nice breeze blowing!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Currently stood outside in my back garden naked from waist down with clean shaven balls and a nice breeze blowing!! "

Good evening Bricky. Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me, man.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Jim.

Getting off to bed. Hope you have a good one; night, that is!

Working tomorrow.

Night All!!

Iain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheers bud! And good evening to you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just realised how much i like looking at men's willies.

All so very different, and yet the same.

They are different aren't they. I've never bought into the argument, they all look the same."

Different and beautiful

Right, off for a cold shower and bed. Night night x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim.

Getting off to bed. Hope you have a good one; night, that is!

Working tomorrow.

Night All!!

Iain.

Na night. Have a good day at the office.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Its getting hot in here......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cheers bud! And good evening to you too

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Its getting hot in here......

Love that song....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just realised how much i like looking at men's willies.

All so very different, and yet the same.

They are different aren't they. I've never bought into the argument, they all look the same.

Different and beautiful

Right, off for a cold shower and bed. Night night x"

Sleep well. x

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

Good evening Jim. Starting my journey home today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its getting hot in here......

Love that song....

Did you set the timer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim. Starting my journey home today

Good evening Toxic. Nothing lasts forever. Just think, you'll be able to sleep in your own bed.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Its getting hot in here......

Love that song....

Did you set the timer?"

Tut.... Oh s**t

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its getting hot in here......

Love that song....

Did you set the timer?

Tut.... Oh s**t

It's a good thing I'm here.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Its getting hot in here......

Love that song....

Did you set the timer?

Tut.... Oh s**t

It's a good thing I'm here."

I know, it's why I log on every night, so my bum doesn't get burnt!

....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its getting hot in here......

Love that song....

Did you set the timer?

Tut.... Oh s**t

It's a good thing I'm here.

I know, it's why I log on every night, so my bum doesn't get burnt!

....

xx"

You're welcome.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Its getting hot in here......

Love that song....

Did you set the timer?

Tut.... Oh s**t

It's a good thing I'm here.

I know, it's why I log on every night, so my bum doesn't get burnt!

....

You're welcome.

Thank you kind sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Fashionably late.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

G'night Jim and everyone

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"G'night Jim and everyone

Have fun "

Na night, sleep well.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"G'night Jim and everyone

Have fun "

Night swing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Fashionably late.

How very kind of you!

I may have fallen asleep (passed out) after getting home from work. Today I seemed to have a hangover, which was mighty unfair. And it was borderline death pain all day.

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**twirls in and knocks over potted plant**

Sorry EJ

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hello

Fashionably late.

How very kind of you!

I may have fallen asleep (passed out) after getting home from work. Today I seemed to have a hangover, which was mighty unfair. And it was borderline death pain all day.

Oh dear....

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"**twirls in and knocks over potted plant**

Sorry EJ

Tut....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Fashionably late.

How very kind of you!

I may have fallen asleep (passed out) after getting home from work. Today I seemed to have a hangover, which was mighty unfair. And it was borderline death pain all day.

I did wonder how you got on today. Now I know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Fashionably late.

How very kind of you!

I may have fallen asleep (passed out) after getting home from work. Today I seemed to have a hangover, which was mighty unfair. And it was borderline death pain all day.

I did wonder how you got on today. Now I know."

Why'd you let me drink? So much your fault.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"**twirls in and knocks over potted plant**

Sorry EJ

Nice twirl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Fashionably late.

How very kind of you!

I may have fallen asleep (passed out) after getting home from work. Today I seemed to have a hangover, which was mighty unfair. And it was borderline death pain all day.

Oh dear....

I'm sure I used to be able to drink with no repercussions. I got old.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hellooo all. Just back from a gig in london. Little tipsy and ringing ears x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can anyone advise on how to deactivate ones cloak of invisibility.... ???

My fucking cloak just won't deactivate after nearly 3 bloody weeks... I need to call Amazons drones to get this shit returned

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"**twirls in and knocks over potted plant**

Sorry EJ

It's okay, I'm used to it now.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hello

Fashionably late.

How very kind of you!

I may have fallen asleep (passed out) after getting home from work. Today I seemed to have a hangover, which was mighty unfair. And it was borderline death pain all day.

Oh dear....

I'm sure I used to be able to drink with no repercussions. I got old.

Try being my age...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Fashionably late.

How very kind of you!

I may have fallen asleep (passed out) after getting home from work. Today I seemed to have a hangover, which was mighty unfair. And it was borderline death pain all day.

I did wonder how you got on today. Now I know.

Why'd you let me drink? So much your fault.

Nothing to do with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hellooo all. Just back from a gig in london. Little tipsy and ringing ears x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening NG.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Fashionably late.

How very kind of you!

I may have fallen asleep (passed out) after getting home from work. Today I seemed to have a hangover, which was mighty unfair. And it was borderline death pain all day.

Oh dear....

I'm sure I used to be able to drink with no repercussions. I got old.

Try being my age...

I will in a bit! Hopefully

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can anyone advise on how to deactivate ones cloak of invisibility.... ???

My fucking cloak just won't deactivate after nearly 3 bloody weeks... I need to call Amazons drones to get this shit returned

Did someone say something?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Fashionably late.

How very kind of you!

I may have fallen asleep (passed out) after getting home from work. Today I seemed to have a hangover, which was mighty unfair. And it was borderline death pain all day.

I did wonder how you got on today. Now I know.

Why'd you let me drink? So much your fault.

Nothing to do with me."

You say that, but I was drowning my sorrows because you're not here by my side, so it is your fault.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"**twirls in and knocks over potted plant**

Sorry EJ

Tut...."

**runs off to find dust pan**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anyone advise on how to deactivate ones cloak of invisibility.... ???

My fucking cloak just won't deactivate after nearly 3 bloody weeks... I need to call Amazons drones to get this shit returned

Did someone say something?"

Class

Fucker

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Can anyone advise on how to deactivate ones cloak of invisibility.... ???

My fucking cloak just won't deactivate after nearly 3 bloody weeks... I need to call Amazons drones to get this shit returned

Did someone say something?"

Was that like.. an echo....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"**twirls in and knocks over potted plant**

Sorry EJ

Nice twirl

Thank you kindly, nice tie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can anyone advise on how to deactivate ones cloak of invisibility.... ???

My fucking cloak just won't deactivate after nearly 3 bloody weeks... I need to call Amazons drones to get this shit returned

Did someone say something?

Class

Fucker

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 14/04/17 00:23:09]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"**twirls in and knocks over potted plant**

Sorry EJ

It's okay, I'm used to it now."

I've cleaned up all the mess and promise to replace the plant

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hello

Fashionably late.

How very kind of you!

I may have fallen asleep (passed out) after getting home from work. Today I seemed to have a hangover, which was mighty unfair. And it was borderline death pain all day.

Oh dear....

I'm sure I used to be able to drink with no repercussions. I got old.

Try being my age...

I will in a bit! Hopefully

Not a bit..lovely..a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can anyone advise on how to deactivate ones cloak of invisibility.... ???

My fucking cloak just won't deactivate after nearly 3 bloody weeks... I need to call Amazons drones to get this shit returned

Did someone say something?

Was that like.. an echo...."

Echo echo echo.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Lovely number removed by poster at 14/04/17 00:23:09]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"**twirls in and knocks over potted plant**

Sorry EJ

It's okay, I'm used to it now.

I've cleaned up all the mess and promise to replace the plant

Don't worry about it. I'm not green fingered anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"**twirls in and knocks over potted plant**

Sorry EJ

It's okay, I'm used to it now.

I've cleaned up all the mess and promise to replace the plant

Don't worry about it. I'm not green fingered anyway."

This is true. He's a very experienced fingerer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anyone advise on how to deactivate ones cloak of invisibility.... ???

My fucking cloak just won't deactivate after nearly 3 bloody weeks... I need to call Amazons drones to get this shit returned

Did someone say something?

Was that like.. an echo....

Echo echo echo....."

Your all harsh fuckers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"**twirls in and knocks over potted plant**

Sorry EJ

It's okay, I'm used to it now.

I've cleaned up all the mess and promise to replace the plant

Don't worry about it. I'm not green fingered anyway."

Oh thank goodness I was going to take one of the leaves to the florist tomorrow to help me identify it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning Jim morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can anyone advise on how to deactivate ones cloak of invisibility.... ???

My fucking cloak just won't deactivate after nearly 3 bloody weeks... I need to call Amazons drones to get this shit returned

Did someone say something?

Was that like.. an echo....

Echo echo echo.....

Your all harsh fuckers

Harsh would be pointing out your your.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"**twirls in and knocks over potted plant**

Sorry EJ

It's okay, I'm used to it now.

I've cleaned up all the mess and promise to replace the plant

Don't worry about it. I'm not green fingered anyway.

This is true. He's a very experienced fingerer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"**twirls in and knocks over potted plant**

Sorry EJ

It's okay, I'm used to it now.

I've cleaned up all the mess and promise to replace the plant

Don't worry about it. I'm not green fingered anyway.

Oh thank goodness I was going to take one of the leaves to the florist tomorrow to help me identify it

Sit down and relax, chill out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning Jim morning all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Tosh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning Jim morning all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Tosh."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anyone advise on how to deactivate ones cloak of invisibility.... ???

My fucking cloak just won't deactivate after nearly 3 bloody weeks... I need to call Amazons drones to get this shit returned

Did someone say something?

Was that like.. an echo....

Echo echo echo.....

Your all harsh fuckers

Harsh would be pointing out your your."

Got me fair and square... fair play

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Can anyone advise on how to deactivate ones cloak of invisibility.... ???

My fucking cloak just won't deactivate after nearly 3 bloody weeks... I need to call Amazons drones to get this shit returned

Did someone say something?

Was that like.. an echo....

Echo echo echo.....

Your all harsh fuckers

Who said that.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lock-in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lock in baby!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick your key in my lock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wanna know if it fits!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*slides up and down Jim's shaft of sluttery*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Shaft of sluttery!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock of contingency

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pole of pervery

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Penis of pokerie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Willy of wanton

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You want my willy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That should have been 'You want on my willy'

I do, I do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ABBA - I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We so just got married with those I do's.

You're MINE now!*

(Happy to share though*)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jella

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lovestick of lurve.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you just four thumb me? Felt good. Whose were the third and fourth thumb?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You got a good thumbing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're like the little Dutch boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yesh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're also spesh. Not like the other kids.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yesh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lick my cunt, Jim. I want it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on, come on let's dick together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be Jerry Hall and wear a tiger outfit! Rawwwwrrr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to make a 'fucking Jim songlist'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Groovy baby.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The tunes will haunt you for life

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lust for life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooh look where I am!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yoo hoo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just me and my lifesize Jim doll.

*dry humps*

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