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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Why young girls only got tight pussy ??
This might be the creepiest sounding post ever  "
Surely it depends on the girth of your cock to some it my be tight and others not so.
An age has nothing to do with it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why not 16? Legally one can have sex at 16 and also marry.
because you have to be 18 to be on here  "
Why tho if the legal age for sex is 16? Just an observation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WTF. I've read this a few times and dont get it. If he's looking for tight twats, why aint he posting in the Scottish forum?  "
Hawl, I resent that remark, we are not tight, economical yes, tight naw fs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why not 16? Legally one can have sex at 16 and also marry.
because you have to be 18 to be on here
Why tho if the legal age for sex is 16? Just an observation."
go and ask admin...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why not 16? Legally one can have sex at 16 and also marry.
because you have to be 18 to be on here
Why tho if the legal age for sex is 16? Just an observation.
go and ask admin... "
You dae it they don't respond to me fs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope to god you've been drinking op"
I wouldn't worry about that too much. His main worry when he eventually finds one of these elusive "pussies", is if they'll wonder why his penis doesn't match the fake penis shots he's grabbed from Google |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm 42 and had a two kids, one 11lb 4 oz and the other 9lb 6oz.
You'd best tie a rope around your legs if you're thinking of shagging me guys. Just saying.
#wookiehole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What the hell happened to my vagina on my 30th birthday that caused it from being nice n tight to gaping as i don remember... oh right nothing!
Think you need a head wobble and to not troll people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the hell happened to my vagina on my 30th birthday that caused it from being nice n tight to gaping as i don remember... oh right nothing!
Think you need a head wobble and to not troll people"
Inflation? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 42 and had a two kids, one 11lb 4 oz and the other 9lb 6oz.
You'd best tie a rope around your legs if you're thinking of shagging me guys. Just saying.
#wookiehole"
And one of those hats with a light on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why not 16? Legally one can have sex at 16 and also marry.
because you have to be 18 to be on here
Why tho if the legal age for sex is 16? Just an observation.
go and ask admin...
You dae it they don't respond to me fs "
I don't want to know fs lol....you do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the hell happened to my vagina on my 30th birthday that caused it from being nice n tight to gaping as i don remember... oh right nothing!
Think you need a head wobble and to not troll people
Inflation? "
Nah I couldnt work that blow up dildo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the hell happened to my vagina on my 30th birthday that caused it from being nice n tight to gaping as i don remember... oh right nothing!
Think you need a head wobble and to not troll people
Inflation?
Nah I couldnt work that blow up dildo "
I thought in your 30s, you'd be onto marrows by now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the hell happened to my vagina on my 30th birthday that caused it from being nice n tight to gaping as i don remember... oh right nothing!
Think you need a head wobble and to not troll people
Inflation?
Nah I couldnt work that blow up dildo I thought in your 30s, you'd be onto marrows by now "
Nah i dont have an allotment to grow them in yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the hell happened to my vagina on my 30th birthday that caused it from being nice n tight to gaping as i don remember... oh right nothing!
Think you need a head wobble and to not troll people
Inflation?
Nah I couldnt work that blow up dildo I thought in your 30s, you'd be onto marrows by now
Nah i dont have an allotment to grow them in yet"
Probably the wrong season. Must be frustrating  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 35 OP, going to start using mine at the shops when I forget my bag for life."
I'd be very interested to see how the self serve machine deals with that.... |
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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago
streatham |
"I'm 35 OP, going to start using mine at the shops when I forget my bag for life.
I'd be very interested to see how the self serve machine deals with that...."
"Unidentified item in bagging area.." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the hell happened to my vagina on my 30th birthday that caused it from being nice n tight to gaping as i don remember... oh right nothing!
Think you need a head wobble and to not troll people
Inflation?
Nah I couldnt work that blow up dildo I thought in your 30s, you'd be onto marrows by now
Nah i dont have an allotment to grow them in yet
Probably the wrong season. Must be frustrating "
Does a squash work as well?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i'm 53...clearly i need to buy one of those trolleys old ladies drag along a sick old legless spaniel around in! ..seriously?? ffs! the dumbness of some men on here leaves me speechless! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the hell happened to my vagina on my 30th birthday that caused it from being nice n tight to gaping as i don remember... oh right nothing!
Think you need a head wobble and to not troll people
Inflation?
Nah I couldnt work that blow up dildo I thought in your 30s, you'd be onto marrows by now
Nah i dont have an allotment to grow them in yet
Probably the wrong season. Must be frustrating
Does a squash work as well? "
Depends which end you use, especially if it's double strength |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why young girls only got tight pussy ??
Is it just me that reads this in yoda's voice
Not now!!   "
He's frantically trying to upload someone else's photos. Be patient |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That statement is not correct. Not only young women, are what you describe as 'tight'. Women who never bore children naturally, are often the same."
As are older women and those that have had kids. Jeeze. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of the OP's veri's state he is a qualified sex therapist?!... that I do find worrying haha imagine his advice? "Of course you are having sexual difficulties. Your pussy is like a welly boot because you are over 30..." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the hell happened to my vagina on my 30th birthday that caused it from being nice n tight to gaping as i don remember... oh right nothing!
Think you need a head wobble and to not troll people
Inflation?
Nah I couldnt work that blow up dildo I thought in your 30s, you'd be onto marrows by now
Nah i dont have an allotment to grow them in yet
Probably the wrong season. Must be frustrating
Does a squash work as well?
Depends which end you use, especially if it's double strength "
Love a double ender... erm i meant strength |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 42 and had a two kids, one 11lb 4 oz and the other 9lb 6oz.
You'd best tie a rope around your legs if you're thinking of shagging me guys. Just saying.
#wookiehole
And one of those hats with a light on "
didn't think of that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the hell happened to my vagina on my 30th birthday that caused it from being nice n tight to gaping as i don remember... oh right nothing!
Think you need a head wobble and to not troll people
Inflation?
Nah I couldnt work that blow up dildo I thought in your 30s, you'd be onto marrows by now
Nah i dont have an allotment to grow them in yet
Probably the wrong season. Must be frustrating
Does a squash work as well?
Depends which end you use, especially if it's double strength
Love a double ender... erm i meant strength"
I thought I'd seen someone looking suspicious in the fruit and veg aisle at lidl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone seen the watermelon I bought earlier?
Cough for me..."
I better not. I dread to think what might come shooting out my gaping pussy. All those that went unlos for a start |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the hell happened to my vagina on my 30th birthday that caused it from being nice n tight to gaping as i don remember... oh right nothing!
Think you need a head wobble and to not troll people
Inflation?
Nah I couldnt work that blow up dildo I thought in your 30s, you'd be onto marrows by now
Nah i dont have an allotment to grow them in yet
Probably the wrong season. Must be frustrating
Does a squash work as well?
Depends which end you use, especially if it's double strength
Love a double ender... erm i meant strength I thought I'd seen someone looking suspicious in the fruit and veg aisle at lidl"
Waitrose darling i'll have you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone seen the watermelon I bought earlier?
Cough for me...
I better not. I dread to think what might come shooting out my gaping pussy. All those that went unlos for a start "
I just assumed they'd be hiding in your minge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone seen the watermelon I bought earlier?
Cough for me...
I better not. I dread to think what might come shooting out my gaping pussy. All those that went unlos for a start "
Well thats where they went though some of the fuckers we can hide back up there |
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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago
North West |
"Young I mean from 18 till 30
After this ?????????
You're right, when I hit 31, my uterus fell out and it's never been the same since.
A bit like how bollocks get massive and spread and dangle. "
Totally the same for me. Day after my 30th boom all saggy.
Small cock that's the problem!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Young I mean from 18 till 30
After this ?????????
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Yea didn't you know? On your 30th birthday it just drops open into a gaping cavern. Didn't you learn this at school? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Young I mean from 18 till 30
After this ?????????
Yea didn't you know? On your 30th birthday it just drops open into a gaping cavern. Didn't you learn this at school?"
I wondered what the echo was  |
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"Young I mean from 18 till 30
After this ?????????
Yea didn't you know? On your 30th birthday it just drops open into a gaping cavern. Didn't you learn this at school?"
This happened at my neighbours 30th birthday party, so saggy but on a positive note out dropped her wedding ring that she "lost" 8 years ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone seen the watermelon I bought earlier?
Cough for me...
I better not. I dread to think what might come shooting out my gaping pussy. All those that went unlos for a start "
I wondered where all the unlos go. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now my wife is over 30, I no longer have to pack a sleeping bag when camping, or rely on a dead camel for survival...
I should of got married."
You called? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now my wife is over 30, I no longer have to pack a sleeping bag when camping, or rely on a dead camel for survival...
I should of got married.
You called? "
Get a room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now my wife is over 30, I no longer have to pack a sleeping bag when camping, or rely on a dead camel for survival...
I should of got married.
You called?
Get a room "
He's scared of me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now my wife is over 30, I no longer have to pack a sleeping bag when camping, or rely on a dead camel for survival...
I should of got married.
You called?
Get a room
He's scared of me. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now my wife is over 30, I no longer have to pack a sleeping bag when camping, or rely on a dead camel for survival...
I should of got married.
You called?
Get a room
He's scared of me. "
Lol. I think he likes that |
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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago
Limerick |
Sorry to burst your bubble. An 18 year old might not be as tight as a woman who has had kids. It's how we are made same as the size of your cock. Of course age changes things But it doesn't give you a 10 inch when you only had a 6 inch to begin with |
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"Sorry to burst your bubble. An 18 year old might not be as tight as a woman who has had kids. It's how we are made same as the size of your cock. Of course age changes things But it doesn't give you a 10 inch when you only had a 6 inch to begin with"
If all your after is ten inches just ask lol |
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Don't think he knows much about biology or childbirth
Reminds me of the tampon tax man who embarrassed himself by being clueless about female anatomy
Ps, speaking of 'girls' makes him sound like the type of men your mum warned you to stay away from!
"Why young girls only got tight pussy ??
This might be the creepiest sounding post ever "
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