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It's been five months and nine days
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"However, it's only been seven hours and fifteen days, since you took your love away.
The header reminded me of Sinead O'Connor I'm sorry. "
Actually... eight hours, nine days and five months, but Sinead O'Connor did it better  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind
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What about a lesbian convent? |
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"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind
What about a lesbian convent?"
Fine. Will you give me something to stop me sulking?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind
What about a lesbian convent?
Fine. Will you give me something to stop me sulking? "
Would my vagina stop you sulking? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"However, it's only been seven hours and fifteen days, since you took your love away.
The header reminded me of Sinead O'Connor I'm sorry. "
I have to say, I started singing when I saw the header too ha ha.
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"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind
What about a lesbian convent?
Fine. Will you give me something to stop me sulking?
Would my vagina stop you sulking?"
Only if it rubs mine into happiness  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind
What about a lesbian convent?
Fine. Will you give me something to stop me sulking?
Would my vagina stop you sulking?
Only if it rubs mine into happiness "
I'll rub you into happiness alright  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind
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Can I come with you to the said convent? Will they allow me in?  |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
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"However, it's only been seven hours and fifteen days, since you took your love away.
The header reminded me of Sinead O'Connor I'm sorry. "
Hahaha.. she I saw it and thought "bare naked ladies"
"It's been one week since you looked at me, cocked your head and said I'm angry"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself. 
So is there a reason behind this abstinence ?
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I've not wanted it, or I should say I haven't found anyone I've wanted it with. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stop whinging, you're a single female- not like you're going to struggle round here  "
I wouldn't struggle to find a single man. Finding a single man who I find attractive and want to meet is the struggle. |
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"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.
So is there a reason behind this abstinence ?
I've not wanted it, or I should say I haven't found anyone I've wanted it with."
Well that's odd , given the proportion of men to women on here !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.
So is there a reason behind this abstinence ?
I've not wanted it, or I should say I haven't found anyone I've wanted it with.
Well that's odd , given the proportion of men to women on here !
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Pfft, amateurs. My virginity has grown back....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.
So is there a reason behind this abstinence ?
I've not wanted it, or I should say I haven't found anyone I've wanted it with.
Well that's odd , given the proportion of men to women on here !
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Doesn't mean that anyone's caught my eye though. There isn't anyone local to me who interests me enough to meet them. |
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"Stop whinging, you're a single female- not like you're going to struggle round here
I wouldn't struggle to find a single man. Finding a single man who I find attractive and want to meet is the struggle."
Well i have the same struggle finding one who is sane enough and not flakey- which i why i pretty much gave up looking on here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For what it's worth, the lyrics are from a song recorded by Sinead O'Connor, written by Prince. Great song, great video!
Abstinence is not a bad thing in many ways. |
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"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind
What about a lesbian convent?"
What? You mean there are straight convents? |
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"A whole week for us, quite unheard of but we've been busy taking the kids out most days & I've then been catching up with work in the evenings.
Happy to volunteer our services to those in need 
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I am in need |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"8 months for me, opening me up again will be like getting the lid off a tin of paint. "
So the lucky guy will need to use a spoon handle and put some sheets down? |
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