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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.
I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....
I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.
What would you guys do?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I should add, they're all lookers too.
No gopping munters......"
They aint from FAB then? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.
I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....
I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.
What would you guys do?
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I wouldn't accept a sympathy anything...
That's why it's in the dictionary between syphilis and shit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well on Monday there's a full Football League programme so that's a no-no (get your priorities straight and all that) and Sunday is one of the holiest days of the year, so if you go you'll burn in hell.
So stock up on the Head & Shoulders. That's a lot of hair washing to get through! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well on Monday there's a full Football League programme so that's a no-no (get your priorities straight and all that) and Sunday is one of the holiest days of the year, so if you go you'll burn in hell.
So stock up on the Head & Shoulders. That's a lot of hair washing to get through! "
He can just wash the middle one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well on Monday there's a full Football League programme so that's a no-no (get your priorities straight and all that) and Sunday is one of the holiest days of the year, so if you go you'll burn in hell.
So stock up on the Head & Shoulders. That's a lot of hair washing to get through! "
This is good advice.....
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"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.
I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....
I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.
What would you guys do?
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I'd say take what ya can while you can. Once they hear about your scampi fingers  they'll be gone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.
I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....
I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.
What would you guys do?
I'd say take what ya can while you can. Once they hear about your scampi fingers they'll be gone"
All evidence of scampi fingers no longer exists.
You can't prove nuffin coppah. |
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"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.
I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....
I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.
What would you guys do?
I'd say take what ya can while you can. Once they hear about your scampi fingers they'll be gone
All evidence of scampi fingers no longer exists.
You can't prove nuffin coppah. "
Oh really???? (Twiddles moustache) btw the name's Poirrot.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wash your hair on Saturday then shag the lot of them
Go to the clinic on Tuesday "
This assumes I'll have enough oomph to shag them all.
And if I do, I certainly won't have enough oomph left over to get to the clinic....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.
I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....
I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.
What would you guys do?
I'd say take what ya can while you can. Once they hear about your scampi fingers they'll be gone
All evidence of scampi fingers no longer exists.
You can't prove nuffin coppah.
Oh really???? (Twiddles moustache) btw the name's Poirrot.... "
I've checked, all references to scampi fingers are unlos. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.
I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....
I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.
What would you guys do?
I'd say take what ya can while you can. Once they hear about your scampi fingers they'll be gone
All evidence of scampi fingers no longer exists.
You can't prove nuffin coppah.
Oh really???? (Twiddles moustache) btw the name's Poirrot....
I've checked, all references to scampi fingers are unlos. "
FECK!!!!!!!  |
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"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.
I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....
I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.
What would you guys do?
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Then he wakes up from his dream......10 'guaranteed' sympathy shags? Yeah right! |
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"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.
I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....
I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.
What would you guys do?
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It's a no brainier .... wash your hair  |
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"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.
I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....
I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.
What would you guys do?
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I'd wash my pubic hair if I were you. Or rather I'd wash mine and you wash yours cos I don't want you to wash my pubes although the offer is kind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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How long has it been since your last shower, Markoh? Maybe your hair could use the attention. Might I recommend that shampoo that makes your hair shiny?
By the way, who are these women? I could do with getting rid of Marc for the night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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May be ask one of the ladies to give you a blow job in the shower whilst another shampoos your hair for you. Or wow them with your blonde wig?
You were concerned about your face fuzz the other day.... and now hair issues....should we be worried M? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.
I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....
I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.
What would you guys do?
It's a no brainier .... wash your hair "
Ears or nose first? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd start eating citrus fruits, dark chocolate, leafy green veg and blueberries about now if I were you OP. "
I've just had a curry if that helps........
Chicken tarka, it's like a tikka but a little 'otter.
*hangs head in shame, puts crowbar away.. .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.
I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....
I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.
What would you guys do?
I'd wash my pubic hair if I were you. Or rather I'd wash mine and you wash yours cos I don't want you to wash my pubes although the offer is kind. "
*considers advice......
Seems to know what he's about.
*compares veris.....
Awesome. Hi 5...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How long has it been since your last shower, Markoh? Maybe your hair could use the attention. Might I recommend that shampoo that makes your hair shiny?
By the way, who are these women? I could do with getting rid of Marc for the night "
Marc?????????
Still trying that one on I see..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"May be ask one of the ladies to give you a blow job in the shower whilst another shampoos your hair for you. Or wow them with your blonde wig?
You were concerned about your face fuzz the other day.... and now hair issues....should we be worried M? "
Veet for men. |
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