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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's literally a cold. Why do guys think it's anything worse?
You've never had man flu have you?
I have no idea what man flu is "
Man flu is a bad cold, where you feel shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does being kicked in the nuts turn u on?"
I saw a video once where a guy was happily subjected to repeated boots to the nuts... by a band of blood thirsty midgets ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's literally a cold. Why do guys think it's anything worse?
You've never had man flu have you?
I have no idea what man flu is
Man flu is a bad cold, where you feel like you'd rather die. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goes to prove we definitely are the superior sex...we cope with woman flu while working and bringing up kids including you men who apparently have a sniffle... Sorry man flu .. "
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Like a Ferrari, if I'm not right, I'm off the road.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man up princess "
Perhaps it is more appropriate to tell him to 'woman up' since we seem far more capable of dealing with ailments whilst we get on with life and we don't complain about it whilst we do so.
It must be the power of the pussy ha ha ha.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man up princess
Perhaps it is more appropriate to tell him to 'woman up' since we seem far more capable of dealing with ailments whilst we get on with life and we don't complain about it whilst we do so.
It must be the power of the pussy ha ha ha.
Eve. X"
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"There's a YouTube video titled "man flu, the truth". Every woman should be made watch it. "
Must be seriously funny?
or is the kind of thing that makes the comment "you really shouldn't believe everything you see on YouTube" true? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really!?
I'm sure the women will have something to say regarding the difference between child birth and the sniffles."
Ah but often a lady will want another child after childbirth. Men don't ever want to get man-flu again after the first time. What does that tell you about the respective agonies?
(*for the hard of thinking - this was, of course, meant to be tongue in cheek! ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Really!?
I'm sure the women will have something to say regarding the difference between child birth and the sniffles.
Ah but often a lady will want another child after childbirth. Men don't ever want to get man-flu again after the first time. What does that tell you about the respective agonies?
(*for the hard of thinking - this was, of course, meant to be tongue in cheek! )"
The operative words here are "man" and"woman". A man would have one baby and have his tubes tied. |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
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I'm not a big fan of sneezing but that's more down to the fractured sternum and metal bar inside my rib-cage.
As I can't expand forwards I expand backwards! Imagine being kicked in the spine but from the inside. It feels like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a YouTube video titled "man flu, the truth". Every woman should be made watch it.
And every man should be made to go through childbirth "
Some of us have already only i didn't get gas or epidural fs, 17 hours straight not a wink of sleeping was my last labour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a YouTube video titled "man flu, the truth". Every woman should be made watch it.
And every man should be made to go through childbirth
Some of us have already only i didn't get gas or epidural fs, 17 hours straight not a wink of sleeping was my last labour."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a YouTube video titled "man flu, the truth". Every woman should be made watch it.
And every man should be made to go through childbirth
Some of us have already only i didn't get gas or epidural fs, 17 hours straight not a wink of sleeping was my last labour."
Women are so selfish!
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By *norksterMan
over a year ago
Darlington and beyond |
"Believe me after giving birth to my youngest son at 10lb 1 1/2 oz you wouldn't be wishing to go through child birth. You men don't know what pain is "
Hang on a minute, I got a splinter last week and that brought tears to my eyes.. ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Believe me after giving birth to my youngest son at 10lb 1 1/2 oz you wouldn't be wishing to go through child birth. You men don't know what pain is "
I've been married 4 times. Believe me, I understand pain! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Believe me after giving birth to my youngest son at 10lb 1 1/2 oz you wouldn't be wishing to go through child birth. You men don't know what pain is
I've been married 4 times. Believe me, I understand pain! "
You must like wedding cake or just just don't learn! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Believe me after giving birth to my youngest son at 10lb 1 1/2 oz you wouldn't be wishing to go through child birth. You men don't know what pain is
I've been married 4 times. Believe me, I understand pain!
You must like wedding cake or just just don't learn! "
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Believe me after giving birth to my youngest son at 10lb 1 1/2 oz you wouldn't be wishing to go through child birth. You men don't know what pain is
I've been married 4 times. Believe me, I understand pain!
You must like wedding cake or just just don't learn!
Im an optimist and a hopeless romantic... terrible combination, but its made my life interesting "
I bet it has.
See if it was just about the cake I'd have made you one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Believe me after giving birth to my youngest son at 10lb 1 1/2 oz you wouldn't be wishing to go through child birth. You men don't know what pain is
I've been married 4 times. Believe me, I understand pain!
You must like wedding cake or just just don't learn!
Im an optimist and a hopeless romantic... terrible combination, but its made my life interesting
I bet it has.
See if it was just about the cake I'd have made you one "
Haha. No need, Im a qualified baker! ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does being kicked in the nuts turn u on?
I saw a video once where a guy was happily subjected to repeated boots to the nuts... by a band of blood thirsty midgets "
PMSL!!!
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