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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People are complete and utter twats! Everyone is getting on my last nerve already today & even the dog is pissing me off hogging all the fucking bed and I dont care if this is approved or not because I want to rant |
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"People are complete and utter twats! Everyone is getting on my last nerve already today & even the dog is pissing me off hogging all the fucking bed and I dont care if this is approved or not because I want to rant "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are complete and utter twats! Everyone is getting on my last nerve already today & even the dog is pissing me off hogging all the fucking bed and I dont care if this is approved or not because I want to rant "
*pops out of his nuclear fallout shelter*
Rant approved 
*leaps back in and slams to the door of Vault 101* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are complete and utter twats! Everyone is getting on my last nerve already today & even the dog is pissing me off hogging all the fucking bed and I dont care if this is approved or not because I want to rant "
Damn that good for an opener.  |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
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My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too 
She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band  ) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.
Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner, 
WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!
and breathe.  |
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"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too
She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band ) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.
Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,
WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!
and breathe. "
Oh don't
I got told to 'wind it in' recently.
Fuck off I'm just getting started  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too
She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band ) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.
Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,
WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!
and breathe.
Oh don't
I got told to 'wind it in' recently.
Fuck off I'm just getting started "
I've been told maybe I should think about dating. WTF |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too
She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band ) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.
Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,
WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!
and breathe. "
Maybe dinner didn't mean 'dinner'?
But lots of capitals so approved
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"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too
She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band ) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.
Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,
WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!
and breathe.
Oh don't
I got told to 'wind it in' recently.
Fuck off I'm just getting started
I've been told maybe I should think about dating. WTF "
Why do people think it is ok to do that?
My friends used to set me up on dates with men, I went for the food |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
button moon |
"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too
She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band ) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.
Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,
WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!
and breathe.
Oh don't
I got told to 'wind it in' recently.
Fuck off I'm just getting started
I've been told maybe I should think about dating. WTF
Why do people think it is ok to do that?
My friends used to set me up on dates with men, I went for the food "
wasn't any bloody food there.
she's really overstepped the mark, but can't see it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and if anyone wishes me Happy Easter they can get fucked.. not sure why its even fecking celebrated still, want an excuse to eat chocolate just make one up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too
She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band ) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.
Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,
WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!
and breathe.
Oh don't
I got told to 'wind it in' recently.
Fuck off I'm just getting started
I've been told maybe I should think about dating. WTF
Why do people think it is ok to do that?
My friends used to set me up on dates with men, I went for the food
wasn't any bloody food there.
she's really overstepped the mark, but can't see it. "
No food? why can't people just leave us to our own lives. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too
She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band ) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.
Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,
WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!
and breathe. "
You don't have to date him. Just fuck him!
He could be an ideal FWB!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 rant threads oh dear oh dear I'm not sure if I have enough glitter.
**runs back to the fairy factory to stock up**"
There'll be a rant if you don't come back  |
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"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too
She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band ) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.
Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,
WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!
and breathe.
Oh don't
I got told to 'wind it in' recently.
Fuck off I'm just getting started
I've been told maybe I should think about dating. WTF
Why do people think it is ok to do that?
My friends used to set me up on dates with men, I went for the food
wasn't any bloody food there.
she's really overstepped the mark, but can't see it. "
No food? Defriend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 rant threads oh dear oh dear I'm not sure if I have enough glitter.
**runs back to the fairy factory to stock up**
There'll be a rant if you don't come back "
**twirls in with emergency stock** |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
button moon |
"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too
She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band ) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.
Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,
WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!
and breathe.
You don't have to date him. Just fuck him!
He could be an ideal FWB!!!"
from what I know of him, and first impressions, I think I'd terrify the poor bloke.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 rant threads oh dear oh dear I'm not sure if I have enough glitter.
**runs back to the fairy factory to stock up**
There'll be a rant if you don't come back
**twirls in with emergency stock** "
Rant avoided |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im back at work today after some time off
Obviously I never want to go back there EVER again ..
And I've got a neck ache - my memory pillow ( AKA silent stinky bullshitter) is a piece of rubbish
and a conspiracy!
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
So, my ankles are causing me lots of grief (broke them both some years ago when I used to play netball) and physio has said (as I knew he would) that swimming would be beneficial because of the way you 'paddle' your feet through the water. Trouble is a) my local swimming pool has closed and b) swimming makes me hench(er). Seriously, my shoulders take on a Fatima Whitbread kind of vibe.
Why can't I just get new ankles?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, my ankles are causing me lots of grief (broke them both some years ago when I used to play netball) and physio has said (as I knew he would) that swimming would be beneficial because of the way you 'paddle' your feet through the water. Trouble is a) my local swimming pool has closed and b) swimming makes me hench(er). Seriously, my shoulders take on a Fatima Whitbread kind of vibe.
Why can't I just get new ankles?! "
Rant denied - use a float and just kick your legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, my ankles are causing me lots of grief (broke them both some years ago when I used to play netball) and physio has said (as I knew he would) that swimming would be beneficial because of the way you 'paddle' your feet through the water. Trouble is a) my local swimming pool has closed and b) swimming makes me hench(er). Seriously, my shoulders take on a Fatima Whitbread kind of vibe.
Why can't I just get new ankles?! "
Iv got big shoulders through swimming,im going today even if i cant be arsed,i always feel better after a swim |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too
She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band ) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.
Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,
WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!
and breathe. "
Go to dinner and then take him to a club and fuck his brains out |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"So, my ankles are causing me lots of grief (broke them both some years ago when I used to play netball) and physio has said (as I knew he would) that swimming would be beneficial because of the way you 'paddle' your feet through the water. Trouble is a) my local swimming pool has closed and b) swimming makes me hench(er). Seriously, my shoulders take on a Fatima Whitbread kind of vibe.
Why can't I just get new ankles?!
Iv got big shoulders through swimming,im going today even if i cant be arsed,i always feel better after a swim"
But I don't want big shoulders. I want to be cute and dainty.
Anyway, I'll be over here looking like an eejit with my float! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, my ankles are causing me lots of grief (broke them both some years ago when I used to play netball) and physio has said (as I knew he would) that swimming would be beneficial because of the way you 'paddle' your feet through the water. Trouble is a) my local swimming pool has closed and b) swimming makes me hench(er). Seriously, my shoulders take on a Fatima Whitbread kind of vibe.
Why can't I just get new ankles?!
Iv got big shoulders through swimming,im going today even if i cant be arsed,i always feel better after a swim
But I don't want big shoulders. I want to be cute and dainty.
Anyway, I'll be over here looking like an eejit with my float! "
A float!! But you look cute and dainty,just do front crawl and you will be fine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not a happy Panther. 2 days of cocks gracing my inbox, now thighs and bums!! Where the hell did all the chests go, the nice hairy ones particularly? "
Damn, I've just shaved my chest otherwise I would have sent you a pic |
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"I'm not a happy Panther. 2 days of cocks gracing my inbox, now thighs and bums!! Where the hell did all the chests go, the nice hairy ones particularly?
Damn, I've just shaved my chest otherwise I would have sent you a pic "
Can't you stick it back on |
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"I'm not a happy Panther. 2 days of cocks gracing my inbox, now thighs and bums!! Where the hell did all the chests go, the nice hairy ones particularly?
Damn, I've just shaved my chest otherwise I would have sent you a pic "
I just plucked my nipples too  |
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"I'm not a happy Panther. 2 days of cocks gracing my inbox, now thighs and bums!! Where the hell did all the chests go, the nice hairy ones particularly? "
My inbox it seems what a lucky girl I am |
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