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"Oh God, another bloody attention seeker 
What do you want this time?
Nothing I was going to serenade you 
Oh, can we make requests?"
Sure you can
I've got a big table full of food and bowls of punch too. |
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over a year ago
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"Have you got pineapple on sticks?
It would be a crime not to surely? "
Steps away from table.
Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hatter would know
Funny you should mention him,I was only just thinking I've not seen him for a while,heaven know's why I was thinking that."
Tea
Put kettle on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh God, another bloody attention seeker
What do you want this time?
Nothing I was going to serenade you
Oh, can we make requests?
Sure you can
I've got a big table full of food and bowls of punch too."
No whiskey?
Do you know "Girl from Ipanema"? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you got pineapple on sticks?
It would be a crime not to surely?
Steps away from table.
Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene. "
You're allergic to sticks? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you got pineapple on sticks?
It would be a crime not to surely?
Steps away from table.
Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.
You're allergic to sticks?"
sharp ones ,  |
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"Have you got pineapple on sticks?
It would be a crime not to surely?
Steps away from table.
Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene. "
I'm trained to deal with anaphylaxis we'll be fine.
Just hold still with I jab you |
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"Oh God, another bloody attention seeker
What do you want this time?
Nothing I was going to serenade you
Oh, can we make requests?
Sure you can
I've got a big table full of food and bowls of punch too.
No whiskey?
Do you know "Girl from Ipanema"?"
Under the table, I hid the good stuff.
I can wing it I'm sure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you got pineapple on sticks?
It would be a crime not to surely?
Steps away from table.
Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene. "
Even if we all stand around you master-bating |
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"Have you got pineapple on sticks?
It would be a crime not to surely?
Steps away from table.
Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.
Even if we all stand around you master-bating "
Put a sheet down, the carpet is new  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you got pineapple on sticks?
It would be a crime not to surely?
Steps away from table.
Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.
Even if we all stand around you master-bating
Put a sheet down, the carpet is new "
Sheet . Too far ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you got pineapple on sticks?
It would be a crime not to surely?
Steps away from table.
Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.
Even if we all stand around you master-bating
Put a sheet down, the carpet is new
Sheet . Too far !"
I don't see how that's going to help sevice a Vauxhall. |
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"Have you got pineapple on sticks?
It would be a crime not to surely?
Steps away from table.
Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.
Even if we all stand around you master-bating
Put a sheet down, the carpet is new
Sheet . Too far !"
 dammit. Ok aim carefully |
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"No. I'm ignoring you cos you won't move near me to become my sex slave. I even have a frothy coffee machine and biscuits x what more could you ask for
Okay I will relocate just for you  "
Yeah.... I knew that you'd see sense x |
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"No. I'm ignoring you cos you won't move near me to become my sex slave. I even have a frothy coffee machine and biscuits x what more could you ask for
Okay I will relocate just for you
Yeah.... I knew that you'd see sense x "
So I can live with you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you got pineapple on sticks?
It would be a crime not to surely?
Steps away from table.
Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.
I'm trained to deal with anaphylaxis we'll be fine.
Just hold still with I jab you "
Not with a stick, she's allergic. |
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"No. I'm ignoring you cos you won't move near me to become my sex slave. I even have a frothy coffee machine and biscuits x what more could you ask for
Okay I will relocate just for you
Yeah.... I knew that you'd see sense x
So I can live with you? "
Yes hun. I'm sure the hubby would be more than fine x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep wassup, I was a little distracted 
Oh really
Yes really, check your messages
I'm terribly distracted. Let's put some music on whilst I take a break "
A break with music and gin? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you got pineapple on sticks?
It would be a crime not to surely?
Steps away from table.
Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.
I'm trained to deal with anaphylaxis we'll be fine.
Just hold still with I jab you "
Even the ladies are trying to poke things into me now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?
Lick me please I have gin "
Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here |
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over a year ago
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"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?
Lick me please I have gin
Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here"
We are fun especially with the gin! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?
Lick me please I have gin
Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here
We are fun especially with the gin! "
I like licking and singing, but not gin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?
Lick me please I have gin
Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here
We are fun especially with the gin!
I like licking and singing, but not gin. "
I also have pimms? |
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"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?
Lick me please I have gin
Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here"
Yes it is
What will you sing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?
Lick me please I have gin
Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here
We are fun especially with the gin! "
They ask me if I'm on a gin night every time I go to chameleons. My gin nights are always very naughty nights |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?
Lick me please I have gin
Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here
Yes it is
What will you sing?"
Hot in here Nelly?? Take off all your clothes?? |
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"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?
Lick me please I have gin
Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here
Yes it is
What will you sing?
Hot in here Nelly?? Take off all your clothes??"
After you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?
Lick me please I have gin
Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here
Yes it is
What will you sing?
Hot in here Nelly?? Take off all your clothes??
After you "
Mine are off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say Lick?
Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please
I have gin or pimms?
I said lick...and i have wine....soooo much wine! "
Right lick? My face between your thighs then |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"Did someone say Lick?
Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please
We cater for both licking and filling, can we be of service "
Yes, yes you can and I'm into gin atm whoever mentioned that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did someone say Lick?
Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please
We cater for both licking and filling, can we be of service
Yes, yes you can and I'm into gin atm whoever mentioned that "
Me |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Did someone say Lick?
Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please
We cater for both licking and filling, can we be of service
Yes, yes you can and I'm into gin atm whoever mentioned that
Me "
I'd love to get together with you and minxymoo Ooooops, did that just come out loud? More gin please |
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"Did someone say Lick?
Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please
We cater for both licking and filling, can we be of service
Yes, yes you can and I'm into gin atm whoever mentioned that
Me
I'd love to get together with you and minxymoo Ooooops, did that just come out loud? More gin please "
Oh great |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say Lick?
Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please
We cater for both licking and filling, can we be of service
Yes, yes you can and I'm into gin atm whoever mentioned that
Me
I'd love to get together with you and minxymoo Ooooops, did that just come out loud? More gin please "
Gladly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did someone say Lick?
Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please
We cater for both licking and filling, can we be of service
Yes, yes you can and I'm into gin atm whoever mentioned that
Me
I'd love to get together with you and minxymoo Ooooops, did that just come out loud? More gin please
Gladly "
You can come as loudly as you like lady L! |
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