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over a year ago
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I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Full time legend & part time shagger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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IT |
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over a year ago
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"Full time legend & part time shagger " Dole then? Lol |
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"Full time legend & part time shagger Dole then? Lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Playin the Euro millions
God why do I have to go back to work ...noooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Project Manager... yes it is as boring as it sounds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Full time legend & part time shagger Dole then? Lol"
Nope, more like the Royals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drive a Petrol Tanker |
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Gillian Anderson,s Scully stunt and body double lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unemployed but retired bomb disposal |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
I work down the code mines, hewing chunks of fresh logic to feed the machines. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Public Sector Employee is the deiscreet standard shut the conversation down by making my job sound way duller than it is response.
Reality is my job is brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Something nosey and inquisitive.. always on a quest
Em |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Builder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mechanic (grease monkey) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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artist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard "
Pity not up my neck of the woods, desperate for a good gardener that shows up! Old bugger round our way is like the scarlet pimpernel.. disappears ninja style. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard
Pity not up my neck of the woods, desperate for a good gardener that shows up! Old bugger round our way is like the scarlet pimpernel.. disappears ninja style. " must of been scared to trim your bush |
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"Public Sector Employee is the deiscreet standard shut the conversation down by making my job sound way duller than it is response.
Reality is my job is brilliant"
What he said. Different sectors though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Waitress mainly but also work part time with children with additional leading needs and disabilities. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I look after people's money.
On the weekends if it's really busy and my dad isn't there, I'll help out with the golf club |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard
Pity not up my neck of the woods, desperate for a good gardener that shows up! Old bugger round our way is like the scarlet pimpernel.. disappears ninja style. must of been scared to trim your bush "
If I had a laydeeee garden it would be pruned to perfection |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard
Pity not up my neck of the woods, desperate for a good gardener that shows up! Old bugger round our way is like the scarlet pimpernel.. disappears ninja style. must of been scared to trim your bush
If I had a laydeeee garden it would be pruned to perfection " I usually use my mouth for that.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Engineer in the aerospace industry who is looking to move into photography |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard
Pity not up my neck of the woods, desperate for a good gardener that shows up! Old bugger round our way is like the scarlet pimpernel.. disappears ninja style. must of been scared to trim your bush
If I had a laydeeee garden it would be pruned to perfection I usually use my mouth for that.."
Do enlighten me... |
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Full time carer for my disabled mum and i also work part time in a supermarket |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard
Pity not up my neck of the woods, desperate for a good gardener that shows up! Old bugger round our way is like the scarlet pimpernel.. disappears ninja style. must of been scared to trim your bush
If I had a laydeeee garden it would be pruned to perfection I usually use my mouth for that..
Do enlighten me... " my tongue works wonders.. |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
Today I'm a knicker (only) wearing washing machine engineer.
A bad one. I did not fix it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Work in engineering |
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I boss men around all day and get them to do my bidding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People have a job on here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im an bunny. This is my busiest time of year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Full time legend & part time shagger Dole then? Lol
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Naw then it would be the other way around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Work in software |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Network analyst |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Concierge in a student accommodation |
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By *uds1Couple
over a year ago
lanark |
lumberjack on orkney .not very busy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im a sailor ?? |
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Support worker and lorry driver |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i work in the events industry for the most part but have taken a drastically reduced roll for the time being to care for my dad...so carer right now i suppose and part time event geek |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
I'm a Parachute Ranger Submarine Commando SEAL Helicopter Pilot in the Special Air Service, but that's a secret, so please dont tell anyone. |
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"Im a sailor ??"
are you sure about that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i work in the events industry "
I genuinely had someone I met on here tell me that..turns out she was a copper.
...and I only found that out by pure mistake aswell . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a gardener. Mr's currently looking for work up here as he moves in with me at the weekend. Fingers crossed his interview today was successful.
Nell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shiny arse |
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By *duk70Man
over a year ago
langley |
I'm a technical manager and a karate instructor |
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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago
North West |
"lumberjack on orkney .not very busy"
You've done a brilliant job getting rid of all the trees |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Information gatherer for Sydney University! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a....no chance. We're all different in here abd none of us beter than others, but some of us need to remain private. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remember "Only fools & horses work" |
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I'm not going to say exactly what I do, but sometimes have to look at porn as a legitimate part of my work.
I'm being serious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a professional kick boxer and cage fighter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Erm.....
I'm not exactly sure WHAT it is I do anymore.
Spent that many years avoiding it I cant really be sure what it is I do now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Secret agent. The name's Blonde, Jane Blonde |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
I work as a commi chef with a agentsey.
Love the job but hate the 0 hour contract. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work for HRM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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None of yer fookin bizynezz! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bookmaker |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Secret agent. The name's Blonde, Jane Blonde "
Erm..........
No comment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i work in the events industry
I genuinely had someone I met on here tell me that..turns out she was a copper.
...and I only found that out by pure mistake aswell . "
i'm definitely not in the force! a lot of police forces have divisions (if that's the word) trained in events work though so perhaps she had a lot of events/crowd experience under her belt maybe and wanted to drum up the events bit and play down the officer bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Public Sector Employee is the deiscreet standard shut the conversation down by making my job sound way duller than it is response.
Reality is my job is brilliant
What he said. Different sectors though."
What they both said, and likely a different sector |
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I clean the birdshit out of the cuckoo clocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Personal Trainer.
Eve. X |
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By *norksterMan
over a year ago
Darlington and beyond |
I wipe arses, grown men mainly, that's my penance for running a business. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I told you I'd have to kill you....opps given away too much there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im a quality control chemist and part time actor/singer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a household slave XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I try to manage turmoil on the international information infrastructure.
Try is very important part of my job description. |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the rapist in CBT
" what a difference a space makes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the rapist in CBT
what a difference a space makes "
If I had a £1!! |
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I work in the chicken debeaking industry, it's a paltry job but I do get to handle a lot of peckers.
X |
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"Personal Trainer.
Eve. X" me to eve x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a nurse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I told you I'd have to kill you....opps given away too much there"
As long as you let me choose the manner of my demise it might be worth it.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Secret agent. The name's Blonde, Jane Blonde "
License to thrill. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guardian of the galaxy "
And a super girl. |
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Student atm. Used to work in the labs at a pharmaceutical company though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Driver of big things and looker afterer of people in the music/ ents ind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Builder at Legoland |
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Student and the summer holidays are almost here |
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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Mr here. I sell lingerie and sex toys. I also help out with administration for a charity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Procrastinator! "
Better known as a lazy cow? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Builder at Legoland"
Oh wow !
That's what I want to be when I grow up |
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"Guardian of the galaxy
And a super girl."
By night yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We work on beef farms x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whale trainer
Yes threewilly jumped because I taught him that ???????????? |
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over a year ago
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"I drive a Petrol Tanker " I might drive one too . Nice uniforms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Entrepreneur and restaurant owner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Personal trainer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chris Hemsworth body double.
When I'm in that mirror room at the fair... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't go out to work like all of you
But I'm a full time carer which is a job in its own rights |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Procrastinator!
Better known as a lazy cow? "
How very dare y... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Research student and journalist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I put bubbles in spirit levels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Procrastinator!
Better known as a lazy cow?
How very dare y..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put bubbles in spirit levels "
Production of tartan paint too ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't go out to work like all of you
But I'm a full time carer which is a job in its own rights "
Respect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put bubbles in spirit levels
Production of tartan paint too ?" Now thats just silly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Consultant. I consult on things consultanty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Busy working on my new invention . A ClitNav . You just poke around and it tells you when you have arrived at your destination . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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full time carer
part time student |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"I put bubbles in spirit levels "
Ah, is that horizontal or vertical spirit levels plus, green or yellow coloured ones?
One has to be careful! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put bubbles in spirit levels
Ah, is that horizontal or vertical spirit levels plus, green or yellow coloured ones?
One has to be careful!" I don't know . Only been doing it 10 years. So just on the clear ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Consultant. I consult on things consultanty"
Consult? Isn't that a combination of condescend and insult? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the spanners |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guardian of the galaxy
And a super girl.
By night yes "
True story. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Currently.....Property maintenance/project manager to pay the bills. Environmental consultant- construction and alternative energy for extended holidays abroad.
Yes I've had a career change |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
Belly Button Fluff remover and recycler. |
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By *rp861Man
over a year ago
Notts |
I design desserts for supermarkets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Specsavers of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm an awesome forum thread legend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an awesome forum thread legend."
Yes, yes you are Jim (That's sounds like an American Pie quote fs) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to do stuff with things, now I tell other people how people can do stuff with things so that they can stop them... plus I organise parties and make arty fart stuff with wood, it's a good life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get to try out new sex toys...
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If only |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
Let me look on my pay stub....... yep i'm a paid employee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Warehouse and male escort |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Build lorries. |
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Joiner by trade now a site manager |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Consultant. I consult on things consultanty
Consult? Isn't that a combination of condescend and insult? "
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"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard "
I'm a drummer in a rock band... and also during the day I'm "The IT Guy" for a school.
Cal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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telecoms engineer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard "
Hello darling ... glad to see you |
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"I don't go out to work like all of you
But I'm a full time carer which is a job in its own rights "
That's a much harder job than most |
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I sit on the beach taking people's money to ride my jet skis.
Tough life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do ..... as little as possible |
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Just been promoted from nurse to sister |
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over a year ago
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Horizontal directional drilling rig operator |
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over a year ago
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Gentleman spy |
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Freelance courier.
I get to drive all over the country delivering stuff. |
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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago
Birmingham |
We do the professional jobs where your supposed to hide your face if your on fab. |
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I punch all those little holes in crumpets, I left ma last job cos I was bored of putting dead flies in Garibaldi biscuits |
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over a year ago
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"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard "
Do you get much call for lifeguards in the gardens by you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional mushroom compost spreader, I'm quite good at it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I make, mostly, men very happy. Occasionally ladies too... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Senior carer in a hospital |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I punch all those little holes in crumpets, I left ma last job cos I was bored of putting dead flies in Garibaldi biscuits "
My brothers used to force feed the youngest brother those biscuits and tell him it had dead flies in it. Also with raisin club biscuits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I punch all those little holes in crumpets, I left ma last job cos I was bored of putting dead flies in Garibaldi biscuits
My brothers used to force feed the youngest brother those biscuits and tell him it had dead flies in it. Also with raisin club biscuits "
love it! |
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over a year ago
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Recently retired headteacher. Former helicopter crewman in Auntie Betty's Flying Club |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
Full time fixer of things that others can't. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
I'm in the catering industry |
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I’m a Personal Assistant....
No I don’t sit on my bosses knee before you ask!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stripper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am an Intoxacologist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crypto currency miner.
And part time cryptic crossword compiler and crypt cleaner.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Repair and mot cars "
PR & Comms person by day, vigilante by night.
It’s a living. |
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