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Name something you should never do naked.....

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Have a bbq?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spot weld

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chop onions. Or chillis!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Iron.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Your shopping

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Picking the kid's up from school

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By *igboobstCouple over a year ago

barrow

Sand blast

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Trampolining if you have big boob's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fry an egg.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Go to church

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By *ackdaniels2016Man over a year ago

Yarm

Use it as a profile picture on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Attend a survivors of sexual abuse group.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Meet the in-laws

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Iron

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Answer your front door

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By *ocoaXXXMan over a year ago

London

Fill up your car, might put the wrong hose in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Answer ur phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crawl through thorn bushes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fight a hissing cat in a field of stinging nettles in sub zero conditions whilst your local church group watches.

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By *W ChapMan over a year ago

Swindon

Fight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use Deepheat

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Make toffee

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

I would go with the welding and bbq references above. Injuries doing both without being fully nude so I imagine nude would be tricky.

Another you want to be careful with is pressure washing (unless those clingons are really bad).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bee keeping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cut leylandii hedge.

Sooooo itchy.

Not to mention the danger element.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a scar on my tummy from ironing naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a scar on my tummy from ironing naked

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were you the ironing board?

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By *heffmMan over a year ago

sheffield

Juggle crocodiles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a scar on my tummy from ironing naked

were you the ironing board?

My tummy isn't that flat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go blackberry picking or prune roses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answer your front door

If you answered the door naked I would think you had two children in headlocks lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a scar on my tummy from ironing naked

were you the ironing board?

My tummy isn't that flat

Looks fine to me

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Chopping wood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn up to court as the defendant in an indecent exposure and public nudity hearing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answer your front door

If you answered the door naked I would think you had two children in headlocks lol

Nah, two bald men surely

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Bungee jump

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Go to work

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swan around the garden... put the bins out ..still done them tho!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

Epilate - because I can assure you that catching a nipple in those blades as you lean over isn't pleasant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea with granny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fish in Candirú infested water.

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Bush diving. From previous experience.

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Meet the in-laws "

Wat if they are naturist?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iron, lots of burns on my belly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

go through the quick tills in Asda ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I gave a scar on my boobs from frying eggs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Install loft insulation. You'll be itching for weeks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clean the windows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answer your front door

Nah that's fun!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Fry an egg.

Or bacon..ouch!!!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Clean the windows

Depends..a house no but a high rise would be doable lol

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By *atcoupleCouple over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"Iron."

Why not iron whilst naked ? We do it quite often

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"I gave a scar on my boobs from frying eggs

Where on ur boobs?

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By *atcoupleCouple over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"Clean the windows

I clean the rear windows naked (when it's warm outside)

unoverlooked on one side and the neighbour on the other side doesn't mind

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Go shopping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answer your front door

I wish someone had pointed this out to a man I had an appointment to see a couple of weeks ago.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bungee jump

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By *litlicker77Man over a year ago

dirty old town

Wait for the bus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Run through a field full of nettles ..... Ooooouch

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By *eachPreacherMan over a year ago

Kent/London

Go on a building site (unless you wear a hard hat of course)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drugs

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

Creosote a fence. If it gets on your skin it can really burn lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hang out with erectjim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dog training

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stand in the library singing "I'm a little teapot" whilst making farty noises with a hand under your armpit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

drive down the M1?

#outrage

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By *ammyDodgaMan over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Cook Bacon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"drive down the M1?

#outrage "

Fuck me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be naked transferring an angry cat into a small basket without gloves .... oh no ?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use a chainsaw......

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ride a bucking horse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play with power tools

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