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Great news. I have bought an old church and Im turning it in to a swingers club called Holy Fuck.
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over a year ago
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An area where the ladies get their boobs wet from the font and rub them in your face in the shape of a cross while you shout 'oh God! Oh God!!' - or a BAPtism as it's otherwise called!
(*Other religions are also available for comical mocking or downright blasphemy. We're all off to hell) |
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"An area where the ladies get their boobs wet from the font and rub them in your face in the shape of a cross while you shout 'oh God! Oh God!!' - or a BAPtism as it's otherwise called!
(*Other religions are also available for comical mocking or downright blasphemy. We're all off to hell)"
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over a year ago
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A secret knock to gain entry and when a knock is heard by the congregation everyone skips around singing,
"there's somebody at the door oh there's somebody at the door"
Ahhhhh, it's fuckin grotbags again !
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over a year ago
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I'll be on the high alter but could you attach a pole to it as I'd like to dance.
Or I could be on a kneeler...obviously on my knees praying that some fit as fuck bloke takes pity on me and listens to my "Forgive Me Father for I have sinned prayers"....and I want to sin some more |
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